Toadfish Monastery

Is there really any sort of witty comment that can add on to that?

The Sibling below me has sinusoidophobia.

The lack thereof is the conditio sine qua non for mathematicions.
They have to be unwavering.
Nebenbei tangiert mich das nur peripher

The sibling below me is addicted to air.

I'm just an airhead.

The Sibling below me puts the "bling" in "Sibling."

Just kickin' wit dese here homies, got the 911 on me, I'se ALL about the bling bling.

The Sibling below me lives in a post-modernist nightmare.

There's a guy dribbling paint all over my face now.

The Sibling below me is glad it's just the face.

Is a paintjob the next level in perversion. Given that a certain part is also known as the brush...

The sibling below me hates this thread drift towards crustaceans.

Maybe this thread.  I seem to have no issues about the What are you eating? thread.... 


The sibling below me is hot for Swato's breakfast.

But he said he ate it cold...

The sibling below me frequently have indecent thoughts.

Define 'indecent.'

The sibling below me knows it when s/he sees it.

If it's in far enough, and hard enough, and long enough, it's indecent.


The Sibling below me is aged and infirm.

Mentally, maybe. And not that aged, really. Just infirm.

The Sibling below me collects orphan negatives.

No! Never! Not! Not ! Not!

As you can see, I have some spares.. 

The Sibling below me is incorrigible.

No I'm not!

The sibling below me plays the lead in Kung Fu Jesus

Close, I play the lead guitar.

The Sibling below me has won awards for facial hair.

The award being, not having to wear a beard cover in the cleanroom because I don't have the thing it would cover.

The Sibling below me likes keys.