The Sibling Below Me...

[Alpaca]

(No.) But by "doves," I mean "pidgeons," by which I mean "flying rats."

The Sibling below me is plagued by plagues.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

yeah, pissed off god one too many times. I'll have to send him some.

the sibling below me really needs to take a bath. with a toaster.

[Griffin NoName]

I'm shocked.

The sibling below me always loses.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Even with the odds at my favor.

The sibling below me believes that luck in games and love is closely related.

[Alpaca]

Closely related to the rand() function, that is.

The Sibling below me is sleepy after too good a night's rest.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Indeed I am.

The sibling below me has a 26-hour internal clock.

[Alpaca]

Ah, that explains the sleepiness.

The Sibling below me tries to put mini-CDs into slot-loading drives.

[Swatopluk]

I would, if I had any of those.

The sibling below me would make a fine president (fine as in money paid for transgressions )

[Alpaca]

I thought the White House would look better in green!

The Sibling below me has various pseudolegitimate activation codes for various pieces of software scattered around his or her desk.

[Griffin NoName]

I did, but I mislaid the desk.

The sibling below me has nine lives.

[Alpaca]

Meow.

The Sibling below me has eleven. (It's ridiculous, it's not even funny.)

[Swatopluk]

The plural of eleve is eleves I think and I don't have pupils (except in the eyes of course)

The sibling below me is indentured

[Alpaca]

I working off my indentures by denting dentures.

The Sibling below me enjoys hearing the preznit try out new words he learned.

[Swatopluk]

I would enjoy to hear the last of him and his vice.

The sibling below me either clubs seal cubs or drinks too much tea on All Hallows' Eve. (tertium non datur)

[Alpaca]

I'm guilty of the latter. (And maybe the former. We'll never know.)

The Sibling below me sometimes walks in funny ways.