The Sibling Below Me...

[Alpaca]

I won't, but someone else will, doing a far better job than I could.

Last po

Ahem. The Sibling below me gets confused sometimes.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Frankenstein

Wait, this wasn't the word association thread?

The sibling below me wants to go to the movies

[Swatopluk]

Wanted to watch HP5 yesterday but was not in the mood and slighly dizzy. Maybe to-morrow (on all other days it is too expensive).

The sibling below me wants a remake of "Birth of a Nation"

[Pachyderm]

But only if I am allowed to have gay Klansmen dressed in pink spangly robes.

the Sibling below me is a closet claustrophobic

[Alpaca]

I get claustrophobia in closets.

The sibling below me wants to ride the Great Glass Elevator one day...

[Opsa]

I all ready rode the Great Glass Elevator, but it only went to the great glass ceiling.

The sibling below me speaks Esperanto in her/his dreams.

[Alpaca]

I can't understand a word I'm saying, though. And the inner world peace isn't getting fostered, either.

The sibling below me wonders if a haz-mat suit would make him or her look fat.

[The Meromorph]

I have to wonder 'cos I can't see myself in mirrors... 


The Sibling below me paints over all mirrors with a rendering of 'The Scream' for just that reason.

[Alpaca]

I never know what to tell people when they ask where the bathroom is...

The sibling below me has a life-sized, plastic inflatable version of  The Scream.

[Pachyderm]

Yes, but it's less fun than the Breugel animatronic one.

the Sibling below cannot stand the presence of toast.

[Swatopluk]

It leads to consumption

the sibling below me thinks Portuguese man-o-wars are beautiful pets but take up too much space and (s)he can't afford a separate pool for them

[Pachyderm]

Yes, they are lovely, but the problem comes when they want a cuddle.

The Sibling below me has explosive flatus.

[Swatopluk]

Pure methane. Actually no, quite a lot of sulphuric compounds included.

The sibling below me will now review Thunderpants.

[beagle]

Missed it I'm afraid. But did watch the South Park movie again recently and have been humming inappropriate songs ever since.

The sibling below me will now climb on the table and sing "Blame Canada" at the top of their voice.

[Swatopluk]

The table would probably not carry my weight and blaming the Poles looks at the moment more appropriate.

The sibling below me is a crypto-trashophile.