The Sibling Below Me...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Or I will pretend to.

The sibling below me knows where Avoca is.

[Swatopluk]

Where the do is missing

The sibling below me wants to study vampire watermelons

[Pachyderm]

I most certainly do.

Not only is the possibility of crazed, blood-lusting vegetables amusing, I love the fact that people aren't scared of them, rationalizing that they have no teeth. But they still think they are vampires. That sort of surreal nonsense appeals.

Plus, I could go out and have a beer or two with Kiyo, he's not that far away from there....

The Sibling below me wants a vampire squid for a pet.

[Swatopluk]

Pressure vessels are so expensive these days and one would have to keep it at 50 bars at least.

The sibling would consider visiting 50 bars too much for one evening.

[Opsa]

Five is my limit. Unless you're buying. And we're walking.

The sibling below me is a closet meteorologist.

[Alpaca]

When I look out the closet at the window, I can see what the weather is.

The Sibling below me is lowering workplace productivity by posting on a forum.

[Swatopluk]

Actually true but
1. This is a univsersity
2. I don't get paid anyway
3. The professor is on holidays
4. All the computers are online permanently, so it doesn't matter what site is visited (except pay-services)

The sibling below me runs with the snails

[Alpaca]

I almost got gored, once! Fortunately, snails reflexively retract their antennae when they touch something, so I didn't come out so bad.

The Sibling below me thinks more things should glow.

[Swatopluk]

Especially the reviews of my work.

The sibling below me will tell us whether (s)he would prefer to be a werewolf or a vampire (zombie is out of the question).

[Alpaca]

Would I prefer to be a werewolf or a vampire? No. (Hooray for intentional misinterpretation!)
If it was absolutely necessary to choose, I'd go with the one that doesn't get fleas.

The Sibling below me thinks intercom systems are lots of fun.

[Swatopluk]

provided they actually work (that one at the door usually doesn't)

The sibling below me has toadier fish to fry.

[Alpaca]

Fry in a metaphorical sense, of course.

The Sibling below me keeps drawing me back to the games forum.

[Swatopluk]

If you were front to the forum, I'd have to draw your backside.

The sibling below me will paint the drawing room

[Alpaca]

Paying special attention to the cellar door.

The sibling below me agrees with Tolkien about cellar doors.

[Swatopluk]

If I could just remember what he had to say about that...

the sibling below me will tell