The Sibling Below Me...

[The Meromorph]

The next annual meeting of the Psychics Association will take place at an undisclosed location at an undisclosed time on an undisclosed date.

The Sibling below me will be there.

[Alpaca]

I hear there are quite a few perceptive consultants out there, though!

The Sibling below me just cut his or her finger on a bowl of beans at dinner.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

" ... yes honey, I'm eating them now..."

The sibling below me thinks marriage is the perfect state... for women.

[Alpaca]

I'm not familiar with that state. Maybe you're thinking Massachusetts?

The Sibling below me enjoys cold weather.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

But only if I'm not actually in it.

The Sibling below me wishes to open a board shop in Alaska.

[Alpaca]

You'll need a lot of boards if you're gonna build a house warm enough!

The Sibling below me wishes to open a nail shop to complement the board shop.

[Swatopluk]

The opening of a fakir basic equipment shop has been overdue anyway.

The sibling below me finds spiders tasty

[Pachyderm]

Actually, yes. Apparently, the average human will consume three spiders in their sleep during their lifetime. this indicates to me that either:

spiders are spectacularly stupid, or

statisticians have way too much free time.


the Sibling below me has recently discovered fire.

[Swatopluk]

I hope calling 112 is sufficient ot deal with it.

The sibling below me wanted to become a modern artist but had too much talent and was therefore not accepted.

[Alpaca]

"And that's how I got into semiconductors."

The sibling below me tests insitu boxes for fun.

[Swatopluk]

I only know insitu reactions and dislike them especially when the affect frozen food.

The sibling below me suffers from Bush Derangement Syndrome and is proud of it

[Opsa]

I cannot reply to that on the grounds that it would be naughty.

The sibling below me can psychically scootch a gumdrop one millimeter on a clear day.

[Alpaca]

Sometimes even two!

The sibling below me secretly manufactures gumdrops.

Herb gumdrops.

(?!)

[Pachyderm]

Dammit! You weren't supposed to tell anyone! Now our plan for the domination of the world herb gumdrop production is in jeopardy.

The Sibling below me knows things beyond the ken of mortal man, but can't stop messing with them.

[The Meromorph]

"Ho!Ho!" say de t'ing with de t'ree bumps. "Doan meddle with t'ings you doan unnerstand"

The Sibling below me recognises that quote.