Toadfish Monastery

No, I catch badgers. And newts.


TSBM couldn't catch a cold...

so I took one from the pack out of the fridge. (dental surgery needs as much post-operational cooling as a nuclear reactor).

The sibling below me protests against this comparision because (s)he was a dentist in the Fukushima area.

You can tell from my mutant teeth.

The Sibling Below Me knows a mutant sea shanty.

Cthulhufication not yet finished, sorry.

The sibling below me herds goats on Good Friday.

I am always careful to keep them on my left.

TSBM knows why the sheep must stay on the right.

That's were mindless followers tend to end up.

The sibling below me had expected an apolitical answer

Not really...

TSBM knows when to break free-associate and when to conform to the hive mind.

When each is his/her own hive

The sibling below me gives hive fife.

If you mean I donate honey bees playing the bagpipes to charities, then yes.

TsBM always chickens out on the top diving board.

Well, you have to clear the poultry off before the board gets too slippery.

The Sibling Below Me sits on a board.

and guard the hoard for some old lord. I'm very bored.

The sibling below me sibyls on the sideline

Yes, when forced to sit on the sideline I tend to form a cheerleading squad from my multiple personalities. Our pyramid formations have won trophies.

The Sibling Below Me remembers the Mod Squad.

One black.  One white.  One blonde.


TSBM still rocks out to that ^ theme song...

I probably would if I could remember it!   

The Sibling Below Me is a glamorous undercover policeperson.

There is no way on this green, brown, yellow, and blue planet that I would ever want to become a police officer, and I completely repudiate the above comment.

TSBM repudiates their feet.