The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Misspelled, it was the EPA (which is so evil it could be there even before Nixon)

The sibling below me auditioned for the Red Army Chorus

[Opsa]

But I could only sing the blues.

The Sibling Below Me knows how to sing the greens.

[Swatopluk]

Singe! I love flamethrowers.

The sibling below me has a portable minefield

[Opsa]

Yeah, it's called my freakin' mouth! 

The Sibling Below Me knows how to defuse a short temper.

[Griffin NoName]

Only in temporate climates.

TsBM flies in the face of fortune.

[Swatopluk]

Then  she munches me.

The sibling below me knows when to drop the ladder

[Opsa]

Yeah, when it's going up my stockings.

The Sibling Below Me dances with the girl with the hole in her stocking.

[Swatopluk]

She never claimed to be a virgin.

The sibling below me doubles down on double entendres

[Opsa]

My immature and ribald sense of humor makes me double over for them, but I try not to bend over backwards for them. That gets me in trouble. Don't ask me how I know.

The Sibling Below Me will now instruct us on how to do the Happy Friday dance.

[Griffin NoName]

You put your left foot in, your left foot out, you do the hokey cokey and.................... oh not that one?

TsBM had their voice box altered to disguise themselves at concerts

[Roland Deschain]

Indeed I did, and have been called up on stage to sing with many famous artists such as Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath.

[pieces o nine]

pssssst:  TSAB has forgotten to throw down a challenge to TSBH   

[Opsa]

This may be one of the few times in life I haven't felt challenged!

The Sibling Below Me can flake out with the best of them.

[pieces o nine]

Knapping is more stylish than flaking.

TSBM can knap with the best of them.

[Roland Deschain]

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TSBM catches Zeds for a living.

It was intentional not to challenge TSBM. Honestly...