The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Only when I'm walking in the street without shoes.

TSBM wears vandal sandals.

[pieces o nine]

Only when my Goth Gear is being cleaned.


TSBM  fancies a nice chapeau.

[Sibling DavidH]

On préférerait un château.

The Sibling Below Me is worried that I might drop something nasty on their head.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Like bad vinegar or corked wine.

TSBM drinks screw-cap wine.

[Opsa]

Only when my head isn't screwed on straight.

The Sibling Below Me has a separate foil cutter for the reds and the whites.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I won't be foiled by foil!

TSBM enjoys the smell of the cork more than the wine itself.

[Opsa]

I can never smell the cork, especially when it has wine all over it.

The Sibling Below Me smells the beer bottle cap.

[Roland Deschain]

I also lick the inside of the beer bottle clean.

TSBM can fit their head inside a beer bottle.

[Opsa]

But then I'd have to pour out all the beer!

The Sibling Below Me takes beer baths.

[Swatopluk]

Bear not beer (I do not like the latter)

The sibling below me is missing the letter 'n' on his/her keyboard.

[The Meromorph]

Yeah, I keep hitting B by mistake...

The Sibling below me strokes furry things when depressed.

[Swatopluk]

Beating bears always leads to excitement.

The sibling below me always wears mismatched socks

[Opsa]

They match my mismatched feet.

The Sibling Below Me wears horse shoes.

[Swatopluk]

Well, there is iron in them.

The sibling below me sells stiletto-heeled shoes for horses (=to be used by horses, not taking horses as payment)

[Griffin NoName]

They are useful for seeing over tall hedges.

TsBM uses their sixth finger to dig stones out of horse's hooves.