The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

Of course I talk to myself. Who else listens to me?

The Sibling Below Me looks forward to every opportunity to use the Bing Translator.

[pieces o nine]

Yet, I miss BabelFish.

TSBM enjoys Fractured French.

[Opsa]

Mais oui, it's just a sprinkling for the May Queen.

I miss Fractured Fairy Tales, too.

The Sibling Below Me has a flying squirrel for a friend.

[En_Route]

Call that flittering  windspawn of a rodent a friend? Think I don't know he's  been hoarding his nuts from me for years?
TSBM has committed  a ghastly indiscretion in a public library.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I picked up a blacklisted book. Men in black have been following me since.

TSBM is one of those (wo)men.

[Griffin NoName]

Well, I am certainly following after your post above.

TsBM finds their way around by smell.

[Swatopluk]

Unfortunately no. My out of shape nasal septum has side effects that make the nose a highly ineffective navigation aid.
To the one above: I only wear black on Sundays, the tenth of February and official holidays (not many of those left).

The sibling below me got his/her dirty fantasies awakened when he/she first heard the term 'missionary position'.

[Opsa]

"Gimmee that old time religion, it's good enough for me."

The Sibling Below Me is on a mission of pizza.

[Aphos]

Pizza makes any mission worthwhile.


The Sibling Below Me thinks everything should be sold by the slice.

[Opsa]

How did you know that I was considering becoming a surgeon?

The Sibling Below Me wants to change jobs.

[Griffin NoName]

Who? Steve Jobs? What would I change him for?

TsBM runs around in Tigger costume.

[pieces o nine]

Only in the winter. In the summer it's too hot and I'm more inclined to "Sphynx".

TSBM has other means of keeping his/her cool...

[Swatopluk]

Captain, iceberg ahead.

The sibling below me wonders where the phrase 'cold steel' comes from since blade temperatures have little effect on their fighting efficiency.
(and don't come up with musket references. That's hot lead, which again seems to have little to do with the real temperature of the metal)

[Opsa]

I'm guessing it's the cold color of steel, maybe as opposed to the warmer hues of gold and copper?

The Sibling Below Me is an alchemist.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Swato is the alchemist but he will confirm that making gold out of a different heavy metal is drastically more expensive than mining the stuff.

TSBM just sold his/her shares of Rio Tinto.