The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I consider myself quite open minded but not to that point.

TSBM is aghast contemplating the possibilities.

[Opsa]

I'm aghast at contemplating almost anything. Just the act of contemplating pretty much blows me away.

The Sibling Below Me rides the four winds.

[Swatopluk]

They pull me in all directions.

The sibling below me will sow what (s)he has reaped.

[Griffin NoName]

But I never ever reap.

TsBM twinkles their toes.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Tinker Twinkle-Twinkle with them.

TSBM uses his/her right foot.

[Opsa]

...but it usually ends up in my mouth.

The Sibling Below Me wants to enter a hot dog eating contest.

[En_Route]

but .I stand to inherit a fortune from my autocratic grandafather if I stay vegetarian.

TSBM feels socially nadequate because they have never been stalked.

[pieces o nine]

I was, once. It was an inadequate experience.

TSBM has no adequacy issues.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I feel quite adequate, thank you very much.

Last _{TSBM contemplated buying a large SUV} Post

[Griffin NoName]

Nope, I have a passion for small SUVs. The smaller the better. In fact, matchbox suits me nicely.

TsBM has so many passions they get them all in a muddle.

[En_Route]

No, all passion has been replaced by a kind of resigned befuddlement.

TSBM does not cut the mustard at cocktail parties.

[Swatopluk]

Simple reason: I never attend cocktail parties

The sibling below me did not invent the infinite improbability drive because (s)he did attend.

[Griffin NoName]

Probably not.

TsBM wears clothes suitable for cocktail parties to political protests.

[Opsa]

I like to look my best while being dragged off to jail.

The Sibling Below Me feels uneasy in a speakeasy.

[Swatopluk]

Ich bin ein Festredner, ich rede mich immer fest.

The sibling below me will find an English equivalent to that pun