The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Na, I am more into a socially acceptable form of the Cthulhu cult.
We can't do without human sacrifices but we try to replace the usual maidens with superfluous parliamentarians and bureaucrats (without upsetting the shoggoths too much). Wanna buy some black goat cheese? (nice ambiguity isn't it?).

The sibling below me has a flat rented in Innsmouth, MA

[Opsa]

Yeah, but they made me patch and pump it up again before I returned it.

The sibling below me thinks that a tire iron is for making tires flat ...and smooth.

[Griffin NoName]

Quite probably. I never go near an iron of any type, mainly because it is no longer the iron age.

The sibling below me has square eyes.

[Swatopluk]

Result at looking permanently at that luminous thing in front of me.
Yes the iron age gave way to the age of irony and bad puns.

The sibling below me will iron out the spelling mistakes of all the other siblings

[Aggie]

Oh, I'm so tempted to, but it's not my place to prevent others from using more humble versions of words than usual.  And seeing a 'last edited by' on your post is always disconcerting.

I have been known to spellcheck other's post (especially titles) in other places and other times, 'specially those in authority who would get nitpicked on any trip.


The sibling below me has wax on their iron.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Specifically, my sand-iron.  It keeps the sand from sticking to the iron, when I'm trying to hit my golfball out of those pesky sand-traps.

The sibling below me has a copy of the movie Iron Giant

[Duke]

As a matter of a fact, I do! So many memories. 

The person below me just can't stand complaining.


Duke

[DaveL]

Yes, being seated is just so much better. 

The Sibling below me like to perform 'star jumps' in crowded shopping malls.

[Duke]

Yes, I like to jump stars in crowding shopping malls.

The person below me is not at all like David Frost.


Duke

[Swatopluk]

I am more dry than frosted usually.

The sibling below me's grandma was run over by an ungulate

[rumblemonk]

both sad and true..........i still weep from time to time

the sibling below me will type their response using only their nose

[DaveL]

I failed nasal typing. I could only manage 10 noses per minute. It was the urge to sneeze that slowed me down.

Ther person below me found $100 on the footpath and is on a relentless search to find the owner.

[Sibling Kephra (Tansy)]

You know, it didn't take long?  The first person I asked "Did you lose this $100?" turned out to be the one who lost it!  Fortuitous...

The sibling below me thinks socks are against their religion.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Hmmm.  That actually makes a sort of zen-like sense:  I have NO religion, and I have NO socks (at present).  I like it!

The sibling below me has several pet reindeer in the backyard-- but none are drunk enough to have a red-nose.

[Duke]

True, but one of the reindeer is drunk enough to paint the nose of another reindeer red.

The Sibling below me speaks British.


Duke