The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Haven't finished yet the autobiography of David Niven.

The sibling below me is aspirant for the throne of Scotland

[The Meromorph]

Indeed I am. It was robbed fra' ma family in the 1300's by the vile McDonalds in Glencoe (which was later stolen fra' them in the 1600's by the rascally Campbells - but that's mere quarrelling amongst thieves tae ma family!!). I named my son after Iain Abreacht (the Dispossessed) sae we sha' niver forget!

The sibling below me now thinks my family really holds on to a grudge

[Swatopluk]

Nah, for that ye'd need a cudgel.
Btw, do ye know the movie "The Ghost goes West?" That would fit the problem.

The sibling below me is unwilling to haunt the enemy clan if it requires becoming a ghost.

[Opsa]

Nae, nae, I'm far scarier alive.

The sibling below me has proof that Casper the friendly ghost was a Scotsman.

[DaveL]

Yes, that would explain his flying. He was the Flying Scotsman (get it, get it)

The sibling below me loves ingesting talcum powder.

[Sibling Kephra (Tansy)]

Only if it's the old fashioned kind with lead in it. 

The sibling below me shaves their fingernails.

[Swatopluk]

I am one of the main contractors for Naglfar Inc., shipbuilder for the Giants.

The sibling below me owns shares of Ragnarök Ltd.

[Opsa]

Hey, I'm a Valkyrie, what can I say?

http://www.turoks.net/Cabana/Valkyrie.htm

The sibling below me is not dead yet.

[goat starer]

I am dead... oh no my watch has stopped!

the sibling thinks a sibling is a baby sib

[rumblemonk]

prove me wrong.

the sibling below me will end every sentence, posting or in "real" life, with waka waka waka

[goat starer]

Of course I always have and always will waka waka.. erm.. nope.. its gone

the sibling below me does not have the letters b, l, s, n, i or g on their keyboard

[Vita Curator]

I used to, but after joining HOT I wore them out by constantly typing how much I love and care for my siblings! 


The sibling below me has refused to eat fish since joining the Monastery as he/she does not want to engage in toadfish cannabilism.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Actually, this is quite true.  And my "I don't eat fish" actually predates, as fish-oil makes my throat swell up something fierce.  I suppose I'm allergic to myself, now.  I'll have to keep my nips at the virtual level from now on.

The sibling below me likes an occasional nip now and again - just so long as no blood is drawn.  Or at least not so much.

[DaveL]

I presume you are referring to my recent liposuction 

The Sibling below me wears are flea collar.

[Black Bart]

YYYAAARRR...now how did ye know my First mate was comin up next!  That goes fer me whole crew actually...itchy and scratchy the lot of em!

The sibling below me has just come home from a campaign to make 'Jedi' a real religion.