The Sibling Below Me...

[Griffin NoName]

How did you know? But, it didn't work. So I went to the library instead.

The sibling below me has never read a whole book.

[Aphos]

Not one whole book.  A few thousand, perhaps...but definitely not one.

The sibling below me wants to pass a law making pi=3.

[Sibling Chatty]

Nah, I usually cut my pies into 6 pie(ces).

The sibling below me wants pie now...

[Swatopluk]

I prefer things I need my teeth to eat (at least while I still have some left).

The sibling below me had to take a credit for dentures that his/her great-grand-children will still have to pay the interest on.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

At least chewing is something worth borrowing money for -- unlike, say an unnecessary war?

The sibling below me is wondering what all the fuss is about, since Tuesday.

[Swatopluk]

Wasn't there something about Britney Spears dating Rick Santorum?

The sibling below me just got the food down the wrong pipe.

[DaveL]

I think I'll try putting it in my mouth next time. I keep clogging the sink.

The Sibling below me wants the rest of the world to vote in the US elections.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I WOULD be interesting to see who China and India think we ought to have governing us ...

The sibling below me likes to take frequent naps

[Sibling Chatty]

Snzzrnk, eh, wha...Huh?? Uhhh, do not..snzzzzzz...

The sibling below me has already prepared for the Seasonal End of Year Festive Holiday Fortnight by purchasing large amounts of rum, even though cakes are not planned...

[Swatopluk]

I put it in chocolate (but usually I buy the stuff already combined).

The sibling below me had too much rum already.

[Aphos]

*hick*...Wha'

The sibling below me likes a little coffee in his brandy.

[Swatopluk]

Tea, it's tea not coffee. Hicks!

The sibling below me is slowly rotaing around all three axes (or is it axisis?)

[DaveL]

Yes, it makes typing an interesting prospect...when I can actually hit the keyboard.

The Sibling below thinks the fast food industry will donate funds to heart disease research.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Only after a series of lawsuits - it will be a part of the settlement.

The sibling below me replies to the phrase

   "Do you want fries with that"

with

   "Only if they are free"

[Sibling Kephra (Tansy)]

ooOoo... I like that one. 

The sibling below me eats boogers for breakfast.  (feeling a little childish today...)