The Sibling Below Me...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

mmmMMMmm boogers.  Oh! I thought you said 'burgers, as in "hamburgers" ...

The sibling below me always says "good night" to their inner child before sleep.

[Swatopluk]

... despite clear knowledge that it will not be a good night.

The sibling below me draws the Elder Sign above his/her door each evening to keep out the evil forces from beyond.

[Black Bart]

We are having a lot of trouble with Orcs and Black Riders of late...I've told them I don't know anything about Bilbo's Ring!

The person below me is Tom Bombadil's cousin Keith.

[Swatopluk]

Haven't seen him since his wedding to that nice water woman, I admit.

The sibling below me knows where the entwives went.

[The Meromorph]

Indeed I do, and I eat very well, thank you!


The sibling below me carries a sword of worth.

[Swatopluk]

I am more of an axeman but a good katana comes in handy at time.

The sibling below me wields a mace of pure gold.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Well, I did.  Unfortunately, pure gold is pretty soft, and the first time I used it against real steel armor (as opposed to pure gold armor) it broke.  The good news, is that my opponent at the time was a greedy sod, and went for the broken-off mace-head.  I then pulled out my Glass Dagger, and slipped it between his neck-guard and his helment ... (Is why I am here and he is not.)

The sibling below me got the obscure reference to the usefullness of a glass dagger ...

[Swatopluk]

I did. The advanced form is the ice dagger. The frozen nitrogen version is not yet perfected (it also makes the material it comes in contact with very brittle so they break easily.
Some really nasty ninjas use poisoned ice darts.

The sibling below me switched from gold to iridium for his/her mace (tungsten being too vulgar and osmium too expensive).

[Black Bart]

I did but then I realised the really clever way to do away with your enemies is to batter them to death with a frozen joint of lamb.  Defrost the joint, eat it for Sunday lunch and you've cunningly disposed of the weapon!

The person below me is the great detective 'Columbo' and he has...just one last question to ask me.

[Swatopluk]

"What are you doing with that rusty saber of yours?"?

The sibling below me owns the pipe of Sherlock Holmes

[Opsa]

Also his little etui of needles. Scary, but fascinating.

The sibling below me prefers herb tea, but won't say what kind of herb.

[The Meromorph]

Jah Thoughts! I and I drinkin' together.

The sibling below me didn't get any of the references above.

[Swatopluk]

I noticed clear signs of referencing and the one with the needles was obvious. The rope is smoking!

The sibling below me will declare a global struggle for nonviolent herb enjoyment.

[Sibling Chatty]

NORML goes international??

The sibling below me has a request from Dick Cheney to use his backyard as an undisclosed location.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I had to turn him down - the neighbors are too close for comfort, in case of errant shotgun discharges ... although, being as how they are NOT friends of The Dick, they are likely pretty safe ...

The sibling below me is a fan of The Magic Goes Away* series

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* written by Larry Niven