The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

They were invented by the mad scientist Dr. Supermarketstein (at least according to a French comic strip).

Wall Mart, your retailer for siege weapons and fancy castle outfits (made in Xipangu).

The sibling below me would like to lay siege to the White House.

[rumblemonk]

done i am running for president in '08 even though i'm not 35 yet

the sibling below me is 35, will run for president, win, and will change the laws so that only midgets can be president

[Aphos]

Yes.  I have started a new party, the Midgit Party.  Right now, we are rather SHORT on funds, and are a MINOR party, but we promise to tell only the truth, no TALL tales.

The sibling below me believes that puns are the highest form of humor.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

yes, puns strike the center of my bones - (the one in my upper-arm)

the sibling below me actually got that one

[DaveL]

Well it sure beats the highest form of femur.

The sibling below me thinks that 'The Skeleton Diet' will be the next new dieting fad.

[Swatopluk]

It will still be almost impossible to get trousers of my size. There seem only to exist the options long and thin or short and fat.
I am long and overweight but for the trousers the wide hip bone is more problematic than the belly (that sits above it).

Bathing in a mixture of hydrochloric acid and hypochlorite will swiftly remove both problems as the sibling below me knows very well.
(it eats the bones as well)

[Black Bart]

I usually use that to wash the excess Fish Head Stew off!

The Sibling below me is a really useless Super Hero who's nonsensical special powers he or she will explain...

[Swatopluk]

I can breathe out hydrochloric acid (stomach upset).
I can produce fossile fuel (methane at the other end).
I can annoy people without saying a word.
I can annoy them even more by saying words.

The sibling below me is awstruck dumb.

[DaveL]

But just missed out on being awestruck deaf.

The Sibling below me raids the cookie jar at night.

[Sibling Chatty]

Not without my meds...or since it got moved away from my diabetic grasp...

The sibling below me used so much Sweet&Low (pink things) and Equal (blue things) that they develaped artificial diabetes.

[Aphos]

And now I have to take artificial insulin in order to drink diet soda.

The sibling below me won a gold medal at the twit olympics.

[DaveL]

Yes I really nailed the Dingbat event. I got a 9.5 off the Hungarian judge which got me across the line.

When they played the national anthem it was in the key of 'Duh'.

The Sibling below me can sing their national anthem under water.

[Black Bart]

Not with all those LLs in it...I'd swallow more water than a spem whale!

The sibling beloweth me is full of Skakespearian quotes.

[Swatopluk]

Oh, for a Muse of fire allowing me to sing the anthem under water.
Otherwise the rest would be silence except for the sound of a thousand musical instruments but rarely voices that doethe proteste tooe muche in this rotten state of Venice.

The sibling below me will try to disentangle the above.

[Sibling Chatty]

Not without a saber. (Wait, there's one in the closet!!)

The sibling below me has chosen to take an afternoon nap so as not to be too tired to get to sleep later on.