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Started by The Black Spot, October 17, 2006, 05:18:35 PM

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Calico Jack

#105
February 14, 2007, 03:17:44 PM
yaaarrgh ye has a ugly wart it be stuck to the top of yer neck.  It be yer head, yer pock faced weasel.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#106
February 15, 2007, 11:04:41 AM
GGGAARRR...Ye look loik ye've been poached in a bucket o squid tentacles!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#107
February 28, 2007, 12:25:25 AM
GRAAAGHHNNHH! Ye slimey scrapin's off  Cronan's peg leg!

Calico Jack

#108
March 01, 2007, 09:52:42 AM
ye are a grizzled lump of locust droppings
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#109
March 01, 2007, 01:28:00 PM
YYYAAARRRR...Ye be the soppy parchment list o Capn Cronan's favourite boy bands!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#110
March 06, 2007, 11:53:14 PM
Gah! Yer crusty handkerchief!

Black Bart

#111
March 07, 2007, 11:00:41 PM
GGGAARRRRR...Sneeze...Retch...Phlegm...

me handerchief be very crusty, that I don't deny...

but ye be the greenies holdin it's tattered corners together!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Sibling Chatty

#112
March 20, 2007, 02:13:24 AM
Yer all as pretty as the stuff they scraped orf ol' Dick Cheney's leg veins, and twice as sticky!!
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Black Bart

#113
March 20, 2007, 10:57:46 AM
YYYAARRRGH and YYYYUCHYVVVY (as they say in Cymru) Ye knows how to fire a broadside o insults alright...but can ye take it back...ye flag wavin looney from Hilary Clinton's 'Second Life' Island!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Calico Jack

#114
March 21, 2007, 10:26:22 AM
Bart I not be saying that yer smell but a cricketers jockstrap after 3 hours batting in the heat of The West Indies is preferable to standing next to yer.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#115
March 21, 2007, 04:37:45 PM
Don't ye talk to me about 'The West Indies' ye pasty faced blaggard...the last toim ye went there they thought ye were a giant stick of chalk!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#116
March 23, 2007, 02:02:02 AM
Ye's one to talk. The last time I saw ye, me dog tried to bury yer.

Calico Jack

#117
March 23, 2007, 11:02:14 AM
yarrrgh the last time ye had a wash, Nelson was having a set to with some feeble French Sailors off the Spanish Main.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#118
March 23, 2007, 11:11:53 AM
Blaggards...yer pile o rusty cannon balls!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#119
April 03, 2007, 01:13:31 AM

Gah! Ye has a face like a skeleton in a hammock!

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