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Started by The Black Spot, October 17, 2006, 05:18:35 PM

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#75
December 21, 2006, 05:46:52 AM
Oi been wonderin' wher ye got yersel'...but Oi knowed yer wasn't kidnapped. One look'ud tell 'em that we'd ha nae paid tuppence ter get ye back, but moighte hev giv 'em a dubloon ter keep ye!! :o ;)
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Black Bart

#76
December 21, 2006, 10:26:57 AM
YYYYAAAARRR...Ye be nowt but a left over mince pie...made o minced bilge rats!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#77
December 21, 2006, 04:20:06 PM
GAH! Yer still 'ere then, ye greasy haddock smellin' oaf!

Bluenose

#78
December 21, 2006, 10:05:50 PM
Yarrr!  Well ye'd know since ye obviously can't tell the diffrence b'tween yer epaulets and a pair o' kippers!
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Black Bart

#79
December 28, 2006, 01:19:59 PM
GGGGAAARRRR...ye be nowt but a stain on Walter Raleigh's codpiece!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Calico Jack

#80
January 10, 2007, 02:51:36 PM
ye all as less brains then the woodlice that live in me armpit.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#81
January 11, 2007, 04:12:52 PM
Welcome back...Calico Jack, ye scabby faced son of a Sperm Whale!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Bluenose

#82
January 12, 2007, 12:33:28 AM Last Edit: January 12, 2007, 12:37:20 AM by Bluenose
Yarrr!  Ye daft twit, 'e be no scabby faced son of a sperm whale, 'e be the slime growing owt o' the barnickle klingin t' th' bottom o' th' bellie of th' son of a sperm whale, en ye be microab livin on th' slime growin owt o' the barnickle klingin t' th' bottom o' th' bellie of th' son of a sperm whale!
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

The Black Spot

#83
January 12, 2007, 12:38:11 AM
Gah! YE can talk, yer drip nosed pus boil on a weevil's kneecap!

Calico Jack

#84
January 12, 2007, 11:50:10 AM
yer breath smells worse than a rugby players jockstrap.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#85
January 15, 2007, 01:58:44 PM
HHHAARRRRGH...What be ye doin a sniffin at rugby palyers' jock straps yer purvurted son of a whelks arm pit!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Aggie

#86
January 29, 2007, 07:51:08 PM
Ye's got a pegleg with a kickstand.
WWDDD?

The Black Spot

#87
January 31, 2007, 01:26:40 AM
GARRGH! Ye boil faced crutch rotter!

DaveL

#88
February 01, 2007, 10:07:43 AM
Yarrrr...

Yer breath is a smelly as a skunk with a BO problem.
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

The Black Spot

#89
February 01, 2007, 01:22:07 PM
Bah! Yer rancid pile o' seal blubber!
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