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Started by The Black Spot, October 17, 2006, 05:18:35 PM

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The Black Spot

October 17, 2006, 05:18:35 PM
Come on then ye scurvy dogs. Give it yer worst, yer pack o' gibbering sea scum!

Opsa

#1
October 17, 2006, 09:42:30 PM
Okay, but we'll have to use the Toadfish Humbleness Pause Button.


Y'AAARRRGGGHHHH, yer brain be so tiny the plankton use it fer a toothpick!

The Black Spot

#2
October 18, 2006, 01:03:21 AM
Quote from: Opsanus tau on October 17, 2006, 09:42:30 PM
Okay, but we'll have to use the Toadfish Humbleness Pause Button.

Nay yer won't. This be the humblest thread there is! Ye give out insults in the knowledge that ye'll get the same (or worse) back.

What could be more 'umble than saying something that ye know ye'll be insulted for -- an' not caring!

Yer slack gobbed snot ball!

Griffin NoName

#3
October 18, 2006, 03:04:47 AM
Ye wuldnt know ow ter be umble if yer wer Uriah Eap iself !
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Calico Jack

#4
October 18, 2006, 12:53:54 PM
ye are all worthless piles of skunk droppings
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#5
October 18, 2006, 01:26:21 PM
Quote from: NoName on October 18, 2006, 03:04:47 AM
Ye wuldnt know ow ter be umble if yer wer Uriah Eap iself !

GGGAARRRR...They were a rubbish Heavy Metal band who's amplifier volume control only went up to 10...
Ye pile o goldfish silt!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#6
October 18, 2006, 01:48:41 PM
I thought I'd find ye here, yer skanking shaft o' locust shells!

DaveL

#7
October 18, 2006, 01:54:23 PM
*YArrrr...think humbly offensive...humbly ofensive*

Yer bulbous nosed albatross dropping
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Black Bart

#8
October 18, 2006, 02:19:00 PM
GGGGGAAARRRR...Ye makes me peg leg itch ye scabious patch o infected walruss skin!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#9
October 18, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
GAHHHH yer puffed up piece o' skunk bladder!

Opsa

#10
October 18, 2006, 05:17:26 PM
Quote from: The Black Spot on October 18, 2006, 01:03:21 AM

What could be more 'umble than saying something that ye know ye'll be insulted for -- an' not caring!



Point well took, ya oily rainbowed fart of a sea bass!

Bluenose

#11
October 19, 2006, 08:25:01 AM
Yaaarrrr!  Oi 'umbly submit ye be lower than a barnicle's bottom on Cap'n Cronin's flagship...
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

DaveL

#12
October 19, 2006, 12:03:18 PM
YArrr..

Yer as smelly as a fishmonger's drainpipe.
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

The Black Spot

#13
October 19, 2006, 03:50:00 PM
GARRRGGGGGGGHHHH yer great flabby whelk!

Black Bart

#14
October 19, 2006, 11:42:07 PM
Take that back ye pathetic excuse fer a shipwrecked hamster!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night
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