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Started by The Black Spot, October 17, 2006, 05:18:35 PM

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Calico Jack

#120
April 03, 2007, 10:36:19 AM
yarr I would not say yer weather beaten Spot but yer face looks like a dead prune.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#121
April 03, 2007, 01:23:35 PM
GGGAARRRR...ye be the daddy of all Bilge Rats!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Calico Jack

#122
April 03, 2007, 03:35:10 PM
yarrgh I am not sure if this insult will get through the censors as it is so offensive but nothing else is appropriate.

ye Welsh git
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Opsa

#123
April 03, 2007, 07:01:12 PM
Please allow me to humbly suggest that you might suck that back in with yer krill!

Bluenose

#124
April 04, 2007, 05:11:13 AM
Yeah,  how dare you insult gits like that, yer great big buckot o' fish head stew leftovers
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Black Bart

#125
April 04, 2007, 11:02:57 PM
YYYAARRRRR...he be right though...I be Welsh, can't argue with that...and I be a bit of a Git, I'll admit it...but at least I aint a:

Slick o walrus shite on the Ocean of Dispair!

Loik im!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Bluenose

#126
April 10, 2007, 11:14:33 AM
Well at least 'e don't smell, ye great mouldering pile o' pulsating pus-filled putrescence
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Calico Jack

#127
April 10, 2007, 11:47:58 AM
Ye be a narcissistic cantankerously caterwauling pus filled abomination.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#128
April 11, 2007, 12:00:48 PM
Ye Blithering Blaggard!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Sibling Chatty

#129
April 29, 2007, 07:50:52 PM
Yer breath has th' stench of th' footbath at Old Biddy's Rest Home!!
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Black Bart

#130
May 02, 2007, 01:07:53 PM Last Edit: May 02, 2007, 01:11:52 PM by Black Bart
YYYAAARRRR...Ye be roight matey...I must get some 'Scalerine'. Tis a By Product o the Stewe Brewin process and works wonders on yer breath...melts yer dentures an all though!

....Oh er yes...an Ye be about as handsome as Walruss with a wonky tusk!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Black Bart

#131
May 14, 2007, 10:56:55 AM
HHHAAARRRR...Call that an eye patch yer lilly livererd plastic eye patch wearin scoundrel...

I's got a leather eye patch so thar!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Swatopluk

#132
May 21, 2007, 02:56:44 PM
How many mousetraps do you need to keep your beard from producing enough feed for the shipcats of all the fleet? Oh, I forgot, ye can't catch rats with traps.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

The Black Spot

#133
June 01, 2007, 03:07:53 PM
Gah. Nuffink lives in yer own beard.  Tis a solid lump o' snot.

Black Bart

#134
June 08, 2007, 11:47:41 AM
GGGAAARRRR ye should know all about snot...BIG NOSE!  (the simple ones were always the best).
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night
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