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Started by The Meromorph, November 19, 2006, 05:09:47 PM

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Griffin NoName

#315
October 19, 2014, 10:11:05 PM
Seen on TV for real yesterday.

A group of schoolchildren, looked about 8 years old, were being taught about WWII. They were asked what Hitler's first name was. One little boy put his hand up and answered "Heil".
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goat starer

#316
January 04, 2015, 12:29:50 PM
Q. How do you make pumpkin pie?

A. Divide the circumference of the pumpkin by its diameter.
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Swatopluk

#317
January 12, 2015, 06:52:57 PM
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#318
January 13, 2015, 01:02:04 AM
:ROFL:

I adore the jam jars.
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Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#319
January 13, 2015, 06:24:22 AM
It is a glimpse of hope when even the Torygraph makes fun of Fox (not that difficult, really, but still).  ;)
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Swatopluk

#320
January 31, 2015, 09:00:31 AM
A Jewish Marxist in New York sends his son to a Catholic school.
One day the son comes home and talks about The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost.
His father interrupts him and says: There is only one G*d and we don't believe in Him.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#321
January 31, 2015, 10:59:46 PM
:ROFL: :ROFL:
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

Swatopluk

#322
February 10, 2015, 08:23:49 AM
A psychoanalyst calls the mother of a Jewish patient: I have to tell you that regrettably your son suffers from an Oedipus complex.
Her answer: I don't care as long as he still loves his mum.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#323
January 17, 2016, 07:11:47 PM
What is the difference between Herpes and Love?

Herpes is for ever.
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goat starer

#324
January 17, 2016, 08:18:51 PM
Patient: my life is like Charlie Brown. Every time I go to kick the ball Lucy pulls it away and I fall flat on my back.

Counsellor: I think you have analogy to peanuts.
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"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

Aggie

#325
January 20, 2016, 07:39:56 AM
Good morning....  I slept like a baby.  :baby_sleep:

Shit myself and cried all night!
WWDDD?

Swatopluk

#326
February 27, 2016, 09:09:45 AM
My granny recently fell off the ladder while ironing the curtains and broke a leg.
Her doctor has strictly forbidden her to climb any stairs.
You won't believe what noise it makes now when she always climbs up the rain gutter.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Swatopluk

#327
September 17, 2016, 09:57:09 AM
One honeymoon salad please:
Lettuce alone and no dressing.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin

#328
September 17, 2016, 08:36:58 PM
Quote from: Swatopluk on September 17, 2016, 09:57:09 AM
One honeymoon salad please:
Lettuce alone and no dressing.

Oh! Dear! I see the standards have not improved during our break.
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Swatopluk

#329
September 17, 2016, 10:14:08 PM
Straight from the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
So much about sophisticated American humor ::)
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.
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