Gertcher Pirate Status Here, Mateys!

[Bruder Cuzzen]

ARRR! Tanks be to ye moist kinely!

[Black Bart]

GGGAARRR...They wont even give ME a cookin vessel...arter all that lovely stew I cooked em!

[Bluenose]

GGGAARRR...They wont even give ME a cookin vessel...arter all that lovely stew I cooked em!

Eerrrmmmm...  Oi be havin a bit o' trubble wiv the word "lovely" in yer previous statment, matey!

[Griffin NoName]

Pirate status be c**p anyway. Oi be oldin the best raiding party but Oi got no moore skulls than t'others. Fer shame.

[Pachyderm]

'ello.

Can Oi 'ave moiy py-ratey nature recognoised wif wun o' they skull doohickies?

Thankin' ye.

Cap'n P

[Griffin NoName]

You got it ! Use it wisely. 

[anthrobabe]

GGGAARRR...They wont even give ME a cookin vessel...arter all that lovely stew I cooked em!

that ain't cooking
an it idn't edible neither

stewe and wot ye makes is not tha same
ye amost gotted tha kitchen shuttered by the health laddies

[Pachyderm]

Thank 'ee kindly.

Now fer some more o' that old toime pillagin' and burnin' an' such!

Yaarrggh!

'Tis a grand loife till the Navee gives ye the ol' hemp necktie...

[Bruder Cuzzen]

YARR! Hows Meny of them Skulls an' crossbones kin we pyrates git in towtow..towtell...all togetder !

I got four at da moment...

[Griffin NoName]

By looks o' it, Patchy has foive !!!

Oi guess ye hav ter pilluj sum mooore......

Or get a load o' Cap'n Bluenose Special down yer.... 'ow many fingers be Oi 'oldin up now?

[Black Bart]

Ye has a hook not fingers yer blind bastid!

[Darlica]

Oi tink he'll get 'is fifth skull when becoming a Full Toadfish Pirate Sibling...

[Bruder Cuzzen]

OHHHHhhhhhh! That sounds like work.....

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Though I may not speak in piratese (as I am an educated gentleman pirate), I am still a pirate, and would like the rights and privileges thereof. Thank you.

And if you don't give them to me, I'll shove my cutlass through your liver.

[Griffin NoName]

Oi 'as no fear o' yer cutlass; me liver rotted away yeers ago thanks ter Cap'n Bluenose's Speshiul brew.

But see'in as 'ow yer a gentleman, oi's given ye a few skulls ter be goin on wiv.

We 'as no gentleman pirates 'ere so ye'll 'av ter get used ter the scum we do 'av. Ye mite like ter giv yer services ter the Portsmouth Pirate skool - 'eadmaster Cullinane allus be on ther look-owt fer well heducated teechers.