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Gertcher Pirate Status Here, Mateys!

Started by The Meromorph, November 10, 2006, 03:48:31 PM

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Bruder Cuzzen

Arr ! I got five Skull an crossbones alla sudden...kin I have it back to four ? I was used to it.....but iffin it be eny trubble it be fine as is...

Griffin NoName

Ye be never satisfied do yer? Wunce ye get ter five there be no goin' back. Didn't they tell ye that wen ye signed the contract?

Shut up complainin' an' get back ter werk.
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Bruder Cuzzen

Kin Uh have thee middull skull and cross bones in red instead of black den ?

Black Bart

Ye mutinous dog Curzen...ye'll be arskin for more than ten floggins a week next!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Griffin NoName

Aaaaaaaaargh!! 'e be a wretheched currrrzen!!  'e be wantin spessiull treetment 'an if 'e carrys on this way 'e'll be gettin it. 'An it wont be the kind 'e wants.
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


pieces o nine

The owls ave done in a pinch for parrots, but Oi am a pyrate at heart.

Oi'd loike to trade 'em in fer them skull cymbals. Thankee.
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

The Meromorph

Dances with Motorcycles.

Black Bart

Arrrrr...tis better...

Owls are very difficult to transport around yer ship!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Scriblerus the Philosophe

Oi may not be that great a poirate, but I is one in me haart. Kin Oi be counted 'mongst yer number?
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

The Meromorph

Dances with Motorcycles.

pieces o nine

"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Black Bart

It's alright I've worked it out...

You put the owl in a cardboard tube...always remember to cut holes for his eyes though.
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

nefyuBB

HOBOY !
ummm i fink i wull ave tha statis ove dreedid buck an ear NefyuBleckBeer !
rrrrrrrrrrrr
an i wull ave lotz an lotz ove skills an cwoss bonz
ummm i wan tha bonz wiff sum meet onum
mak et dodo bonz oar sum ove dem jyint awkz
an be shore tha kook dunt burn em
fank ye yer welkum

The Meromorph

Oi've dubbed thee poirate, but Oi'm waaaarrrnin' yez! Yer won't last long iffen yer don't get bizzy eatin' yer fish 'ead stew loike a good lad!  :yar: :piratetoadfish:
Dances with Motorcycles.

nefyuBB

HOKAY UNKL MARROW!

I FINNISH!


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warrrrr B tha poopy deck?