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Gertcher Pirate Status Here, Mateys!

Started by The Meromorph, November 10, 2006, 03:48:31 PM

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The Meromorph

We now have a 'Pirate' Membergroup available on request.
All it does is give the title of Pirate, and Skull and Crossbones instead of that OWL thingy, but I'm guessing yer all would like it...
I've already set a few people up, just let me know if yer want it - reply in this thread would work fine....
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Black Bart

AAARRRR...I be needin one of those matey. In case anyone mistakes me fer a landlubber!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Calico Jack

If a lily livered Pirate such as Back Bart can have it I be needing it to.

yaarrrr
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

DaveL

YArrrr...

The be a fine addition to the booty. Thankee Sibling Quasi!!
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Griffin NoName

Oi dont want to risk being confused with Cap'n Cronin - Oi'll keep me fishy symbols. :)
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Sibling Kephra (Tansy)

Oi!
Soin me up matey!  Oi wants dear ol' Santy tuh *see* me a comin'...  Arrgggh!
;)
Insanity takes it's toll; please have correct change.

Black Bart

YYYAARRR could I have one more Skull than Calico jack just to annoy him...only joking I be lovin me skulls! ;D
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Willowsmith

O'i would be most obliged ta be makin me way inta tha crew.
The only thing I know for sure is how much I do not yet know.

Aggie

We'll getcha some skullies, matey... feel free to swing into action in the meantime!
WWDDD?

Black Bart

Is it too much to ask if I can get a Hug and a Hiss added?...it be rather cold up here in Jupiter!!!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Bluenose

There ye go matey!

A noice big fat slurpy hug fer ye to be keepin ye all noice an warm loike

Cap'n always reddy ter 'elp an ole shipmate in trubble Bluenose
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Black Bart

AAARRRR...It brings a tear to me eye...tis four long years since I last saw me mummy! Those Aztecs are treatin her well though...she wrote me a letter sayin they were buildin her a special pyramid!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Bruder Cuzzen

Err..That is,ARRGH!! Iffen ye desoires tindare tasty widdles ye bess be sygning arrp a kook.

Bruder Cuzzen

ARRGH! Sibling mateys kin i haves the skull and cross bones as well as a cauldron symbol or some sort of cooking vessel?

Griffin NoName

#14
B.Cuzzen

Skulls and Crossbones delivered.

The cauldron will take longer.....

Edit: cauldron delivered (but it is in your sig.)
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Bruder Cuzzen


Black Bart

GGGAARRR...They wont even give ME a cookin vessel...arter all that lovely stew I cooked em! ;)
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Bluenose

Quote from: Black Bart on June 21, 2007, 10:59:07 AM
GGGAARRR...They wont even give ME a cookin vessel...arter all that lovely stew I cooked em! ;)


Eerrrmmmm...  Oi be havin a bit o' trubble wiv the word "lovely" in yer previous statment, matey!
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Griffin NoName

Pirate status be c**p anyway. Oi be oldin the best raiding party but Oi got no moore skulls than t'others. Fer shame.
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Pachyderm

'ello.

Can Oi 'ave moiy py-ratey nature recognoised wif wun o' they skull doohickies?

Thankin' ye.

Cap'n P
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Griffin NoName

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anthrobabe

Quote from: Black Bart on June 21, 2007, 10:59:07 AM
GGGAARRR...They wont even give ME a cookin vessel...arter all that lovely stew I cooked em! ;)

that ain't cooking
an it idn't edible neither

stewe and wot ye makes is not tha same
ye amost gotted tha kitchen shuttered by the health laddies
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Pachyderm

Thank 'ee kindly.

Now fer some more o' that old toime pillagin' and burnin' an' such!

Yaarrggh!

'Tis a grand loife till the Navee gives ye the ol' hemp necktie...
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Bruder Cuzzen

YARR! Hows Meny of them Skulls an' crossbones kin we pyrates git in towtow..towtell...all togetder !

I got four at da moment...

Griffin NoName

By looks o' it, Patchy has foive !!!

Oi guess ye hav ter pilluj sum mooore......

Or get a load o' Cap'n Bluenose Special down yer.... 'ow many fingers be Oi 'oldin up now?
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Black Bart

Ye has a hook not fingers yer blind bastid!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Darlica

Oi tink he'll get 'is fifth skull when becoming a Full Toadfish Pirate Sibling...

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Bruder Cuzzen

OHHHHhhhhhh! That sounds like work.....

Rev. Rowan Redbeard

Though I may not speak in piratese (as I am an educated gentleman pirate), I am still a pirate, and would like the rights and privileges thereof. Thank you.

And if you don't give them to me, I'll shove my cutlass through your liver.
"Never in this word will hatred be stilled by hatred. It can be stilled only by non-hatred. This is the law eternal"
--Buddha

Griffin NoName

Oi 'as no fear o' yer cutlass; me liver rotted away yeers ago thanks ter Cap'n Bluenose's Speshiul brew.

But see'in as 'ow yer a gentleman, oi's given ye a few skulls ter be goin on wiv.

We 'as no gentleman pirates 'ere so ye'll 'av ter get used ter the scum we do 'av. Ye mite like ter giv yer services ter the Portsmouth Pirate skool - 'eadmaster Cullinane allus be on ther look-owt fer well heducated teechers.
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Bruder Cuzzen

Arr ! I got five Skull an crossbones alla sudden...kin I have it back to four ? I was used to it.....but iffin it be eny trubble it be fine as is...

Griffin NoName

Ye be never satisfied do yer? Wunce ye get ter five there be no goin' back. Didn't they tell ye that wen ye signed the contract?

Shut up complainin' an' get back ter werk.
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Bruder Cuzzen

Kin Uh have thee middull skull and cross bones in red instead of black den ?

Black Bart

Ye mutinous dog Curzen...ye'll be arskin for more than ten floggins a week next!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Griffin NoName

Aaaaaaaaargh!! 'e be a wretheched currrrzen!!  'e be wantin spessiull treetment 'an if 'e carrys on this way 'e'll be gettin it. 'An it wont be the kind 'e wants.
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pieces o nine

The owls ave done in a pinch for parrots, but Oi am a pyrate at heart.

Oi'd loike to trade 'em in fer them skull cymbals. Thankee.
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

The Meromorph

Dances with Motorcycles.

Black Bart

Arrrrr...tis better...

Owls are very difficult to transport around yer ship!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Scriblerus the Philosophe

Oi may not be that great a poirate, but I is one in me haart. Kin Oi be counted 'mongst yer number?
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

The Meromorph

Dances with Motorcycles.

pieces o nine

"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Black Bart

It's alright I've worked it out...

You put the owl in a cardboard tube...always remember to cut holes for his eyes though.
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

nefyuBB

HOBOY !
ummm i fink i wull ave tha statis ove dreedid buck an ear NefyuBleckBeer !
rrrrrrrrrrrr
an i wull ave lotz an lotz ove skills an cwoss bonz
ummm i wan tha bonz wiff sum meet onum
mak et dodo bonz oar sum ove dem jyint awkz
an be shore tha kook dunt burn em
fank ye yer welkum

The Meromorph

Oi've dubbed thee poirate, but Oi'm waaaarrrnin' yez! Yer won't last long iffen yer don't get bizzy eatin' yer fish 'ead stew loike a good lad!  :yar: :piratetoadfish:
Dances with Motorcycles.

nefyuBB

HOKAY UNKL MARROW!

I FINNISH!


OOOo
ooo
warrrrr B tha poopy deck?

nefyuBB

fank ya fur tha cwossbonz
thay arr berry noice
I HAZ FWEE OVE DEM !
i muss b a gweet orfisir !

Lorst

Wot's these 'ere Owel fingies! Get 'em orf (as Oi sed ter me Bosun's Mate, Kissimmee Pas Sur La Bouche) dey are fritenin me crew. Its a PYRATES loife fer me!


Griffin NoName

Aaaargh! Ther ye be. Oi's got rid of 'em owls.
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Lorst

Aaaarrrggghh. That be the ship's biskit, matey.