Toadfish Monastery

ichthyolatry  treatment for fish head stew poisoning

prisimious

prisimious   pertaining to the era during which Descartes was locked in the cupboard by his mother

clairvegan

clairvegan 

1) Someone who only eats his or her veggies at a distance-- the farther away, the better.  Preferably, the person is on one side of an ocean, and the veggies are on another.

2) One of the founders of the vegetarian lifestyle in modern times.  Her name was Clair...

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arachnopuberty

arachnopuberty  a time when spiders have great hormonal distress


denticlerg

Denticlerg  NOUN: the flexible, yet persistent compounds building up around the screw caps on toothpaste.


zephrometer

zephrometer: device used for detecting the presence of any of the lesser gods of the Greek pantheon. The original zephrometer was a sheet that a farmer's wife was drying.


poetomachia

poetomachia  The use of poetry in a play, musical, opera or other drama, in place of an utter lack of actual plot and/or dialog.   A technique often seen in off-off Broadway productions.

keybored  (note spelling)

keybored  form of self defence against an attacker; I keybored the shit

losewaster

losewaster - a person going violent when losing in a game, bad loser with muscles

yordinolapistry

yordinolapistry  furniture finishing technique involving the application of spermiceti oil


moiness

moiness  status; as in addressing Miss Piggy: Your Moiness

fotheringation

fotheringation  an attempt to contact by means of mailing unstamped envelopes


esquore

esquore  brand of perfume favoured by male escorts and gigalos.

humpisthmus

humpisthmus - (Male) person having both a hump and a wasp waist

lopebara

lopebara: South American rodent, longest legs of the rodent world. Can achieve speeds of 40 mph, (25 in a built up area)

aeropleustic