The rules are simple:
1. Define the noun, verb and adjective the sibling above you has posted
2. Invent a noun, verb and adjective and post them for the next player to define
stempophone
to rescolate
alphicious
To dissect the alphabet one letter at a time.
Snuffulophigus
The part of the pigs snout that signals to the pigs brain when in the vacinity of a particularly good truffle.
Corentithesis
That's the methaphysics of the inner workings (not limited to nuts)
alphicious
alphicious
Descriptive term used for a person experiencing involuntary spasm of the diaphragm, repeating several times a minute due to the sudden rush of mountain air into the lungs causing the glottis to close; most commonly found in southern France.
next word: infederal
not wearing a hat
impignate
Impignate
To cause Entity A, herein referred to as Recipent to accept molecular changes (cell level) in order to cause said Entity to look, think or act in a manner commonly associated with those of the porcine species. Numerous Recipients have been loosed on the general public and are most commonly found employed in the fields of sports or politics.
The word is:
Schnauzerian
Schnauzerian adj, adv, of or to do with those overly endowed with bushy eyebrows
squidulous
squidulous
Likely to be a victim of fraudulent squids (consquids)
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to rescolate
to rescolate: the act of paying a ransom to rescue a large shipment of Central American cacao.
:mrgreen: ;D :mrgreen: ;D :mrgreen:
nonties
nonties: used to describe garb not worn to bed, when in fact none is worn at all. example: "You answer the door. I'm in my nonties."
pesticular
pesticular: referring especially to pests, shorthanf for "pests in particular"
also: referring to biological warfare agents in granular solid form ("the anthrax was used in pesticular form")
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hercolenphic
hercolenphic: turbulently turbid.
cralt
being a victim of the CRA
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pough
pough: an indentation in mashed potatoes, turnips or other soft food to hold gravy, butter, or other sauces or condiments.
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twibble
twibble: noun. a nick in the ear lobe of triangular shape.
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cuspodian
cuspodian: N: A person who cares for those at the cusps of things--life, death, etc.
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burwinkel
Burwinkle: N, A tyoe of small mollusc often found growing on the feet of horlaps
horlap
horlap: Hybridized creature bred down from the now-extinct Giant Horrible Lapland Feathered Snake. Once the crossbreeding results included feet, the next (footed) generations were able to eliminate the non-footed variety by kicking them in the nadgers repeatedly.
Nadgers
Nadgers, the spinal disk between tailbone and main backbone
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hercynian
hercynian: pertaining to a task of mundane proportions, puffed up to an inordinate level of prestige or grandeur.
The term comes from the Greek myths of Hercynes, the younger brother of Heracles, who took credit for the epic labours of:
- cleaning the Limnean Excessively Neat and Rather Small Stables
- capturing the Certynean Fern
- devouring the Cretan Sirloin Steak
- cooking the Erymanthian bacon
- killing the Stymphalian birds - not the man-eating ones that Heracles killed, but the tame elderly penguins in the park on the other side of Lake Stymphalus
... there were other labours of Hercynes, but they're not worth mentioning. Not that these ones were.
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crenulous
crenulous
the way bastions are integrated into larger fortifications, with "ears" that allow cover for infantry preparing for an excursion.
(this could actually be it in reality. There is a German term "krenuliert" that means something like that, iirc)
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sarficate
sarficate:
To relocate to South London.
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retonkification
retonkification
Replacing a condom after it has come off.
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glastrous
glastrous:
Resembling a simple repeating musical phrase.
detragging
detragging:
The editing of Restoration Tragedies rendering them Comic; often includes resurrection of corpses.
upflortinal
Upflortinal:
The primary aspect of an avant garde version of parallel floral design, focusing almost exclusively on vertical reach, often to the neglect of any terracing or pave' effects at the base. (See also: fugly flower arrangements)
Snapfitulous
Snapfitulous
Giving the appearance of being easy to assemble, but having several key components missing.
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elfplicate
Elfplicate
A form of asexual reproduction found in small magical creatures commonly utilized as indentured domestics, generally found in popular series fiction intended for juveniles.
paraplotiginuous
paraplotiginuous
A type of weedkiller that has to be dropped from a great height in order to work.
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degronked
person that underwent an educational crash course including body and mind building (and sensitivity training)
derived from:
gronk
n. a general term of derogation for a man, especially one considered weak, stupid, or brutish.
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hankoprone
hankoprone: pertaining to a fetal position taken in response to boistrous tickling.
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Clurfinism
Clurfinism
A tendency to invent bogus means for invented words.
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eroction
Eroction: a natural process that triggers volcanic eruptions through erosion. ;)
Feel free to add a second meaning to the word :mrgreen:
Eroction: The elevation, and consumption, of white elephants in the skies above nursing homes. [true!!] (http://www.google.co.uk/search?num=100&hl=en&lr=&as_qdr=all&defl=en&q=define:ROC&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title)
Envospularity
Envospularity: v. Pulses that the environment emits
Noise Terrorism:
Envospularity
The degree of infection with a certain kind of worms
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serprophous
serprophous: the phosphorescent quality of some serpents. Mostly the rubber, glow-in-the-dark kind.
Brigagheddon
The new apocalyptic prison (brig), Romney plans as an update to/on Gitmo.
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jiggotrope
jiggotrope: a mechanically-driven turntable dance floor. Most modern jiggotropes use an electric motor, but historically, they were powered by a human-powered windlass located in a chamber below the device.
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Glud
Glud
1. Past tense of glide.
2. The red light district of the port city of Xenophos on the Dalek planet of Skaro.
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oojamaflup
oojamaflup
1. The act of removing jam with a goojam from soiled sleeping garments.
2. (1215) Corruption, found only in East London, of whojamaflup, noun, a person, usually identified by a shake of the head, but whose actual name is unknown, responsible for flupping maidens; alternative. rare. jammy bugger.
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flupping
flupping: flipping up a victim while flogging it.
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Thighlicious
Thighlicious : a word only used by lecherous cannibals describing the beauty of a person's legs
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to hartenate
To hartenate??
Quite simply, the act of subduing the overt need of pubescent males to react adversely to any display of emotion. Legal means of hartenation are often overlooked in the rush to expediency that encourages the use of fire hoses, buckets of ice water and flogging with a spetynefret.
spetynefret
spetynefret: originally the Welsh word for a boneless demon, now almost universally defined as a flaccid life-sized rubber doll in the likeness of a British Prime Minister.
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sporethrift
Edit - bonus term: standing ovulation
sporethrift
A person who buys only the cheapest mushrooms.
Edit - bonus term: standing ovulation
The preferred egg delivery method of the Patagonian "Omelette Hen", sadly now extinct.
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insyntrovertible
insyntrovertible: of teenagers and young adults, being unable to get off their parents' couch and get a real job.
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timbly
timbly
The warning cry of Bonsai Lumberjacks.
macramatic
macramatic
Adjective. Any machine capable of tying itself in knots without human intervention.
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Brunk
brunk
to be brunk means to be so blunt that the other part has to bear the brunt of a fractured skull bone.
Also the past tense of 'to brune'
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sotothic
sotothic
adjective. a drunken Goth. as in "hordes of sotothic men fell to their doom" Ancient Goths and Gods
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benteric
benteric: spongily rigid or rigidly spongy.
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nedate
nedate:
A languid, recumbent state achieved by excessive sponging.
spondactate
spondactate
An innovative way of feeding babies. The milk is absorbed by a sponge that the baby can suck. This will also prevent saliva or spilled liquid from dirtying the lil one's clothing.
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hemporize
hemporize
The delay in actually doing an activity acknowledged to be urgent, due to intimacies with the hemp plant and it's aromatic effluviums.
sanagretic
sanagretic: Having the cleaning properties of an effective commercial laundry product, although not the added brighteners, perfumes, defoamers and surfactants.
squanticose
squantivose
Rich in the fourth primary color (used for color printing) Squant
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hancristic
hancristic
Being both dyslexic and a critic of the Hanseatic League.
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Bultiform
Bultiform
being in the state of a wild man o'the wood
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sarkenish
sarkenish
having been born mid-way between the english mainland and the isle of sark
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passconless
passconless
provided that this passport is not a forgery...
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to lorgobate
to lorgobate: The act of deactivating the fremulor on a boron-powered chainsaw, OR to enthusiastically refuse the illegal campaign contributions of the more extreme right-wing nutburger 527 groups.
melussination
melussination
either a misspelled melusination = turning into a Melusine (female water sprite)
or formally becoming a member of the Melussi tribe (kin of the better known Watussi)
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sargophism
sargophism - a challenge issued by a monarch to future monarchs to equal the challenger in greatness.
From Sargon the Great, 24th/23rd-Century BC king of Akkad, who was quoted as saying:
QuoteWhatsoever king shall be exalted after me, ... Let him rule, let him govern the black-headed peoples; mighty mountains with axes of bronze let him destroy; let him ascend the upper mountains, let him break through the lower mountains; the country of the sea let him besiege three times; Dilmun let him capture; To great Dur-ilu let him go up."
Pritch
Pritch
To rend a gaping hole in the rear of one's breeches.
An interesting word. The exact origin is obscure but it is believed to have first been associated with the dressing of the Stump-tailed Macaque monkey (known locally as Britches) in tight garments when he was filmed at the Boston Tea Party to advertise tea drinking to the masses. The curious replacement of the initial letter B with the letter P is thought to have gained common usage resulting from the effects of excessive tea drinking in huge quantities. Adaption of usage to the current precise usage seems to imply an act of desperation.
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Toquacity
Toquacity
The capital of tonic water production, also the name of the largest production company
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naufragette
naufragette
1. A person involved in freeing packets captured by network attachment units.
2. An individual lump retrieved from a pool of vomit.
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amfibulent
Naufragette: the emergency rations on the boats of French vessels, usually consisting in a bottle of water and a bagette.
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Rotrioshka
Rotrioshka
A Russian pasttime involving spinning your grandmother at high speed having first got her drunk on rioja.
amfibulent
Being able to lie fluently in two languages.
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Treshemation
A method of personality classification based on a modification of the characters in a Scott Joplin operetta.
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Snaffitrition
Snaffitrition: the gradual destruction of a thing by a dog or dogs regularily rolling in or on it.
"What happened to your flower bed? Gophers?"
"No, snaffitrition."
"Ah."
gorbophile
gorbophile
being an ardent admirer of former Soviet/Russian head of state Gorbachev
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molgotic
molgotic
a tendency to collect gangster's molls
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abrathraxicity
Technical term used by the tire industry to define abrasive materials with better traction.
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Striketion
Striketion: N. An index of that property of animal dung that causes it to adhere to a stick when struck
Ambiflexulon
Ambiflexulon:
An Olympic event comprising tests of the individual's speed, strength, skill, endurance, personality, technique and endurance in a carrying out a schedule of 100-metre long throws, short shot throws, high throws, 400 metre longtidunal throws, 110-metre looped throw, encricling throw, pole-capturing whip-throw, torpedo throw, and 1500 metre reversible-curly-wurly-throw with two varying core size of electric flex cables using both arms simultaneously.
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Casterfication
Casterfication
The preparation of casting molds for non iron metals with very high melting points
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to curtavene
curtavene
To create a division between reality and suspension of disbelief; drawing a curtain at the end of an Act of a Play in a Theatre.
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lolabriging
lolabriging: jailbaiting (from "Lolita" and "brig")
trachor
trachor
A lady of negotiable virtue who frequents racing circuits.
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grubiant
grubiant - resplendently filthy.
orminarity
orminarity
1. being of a rank in the church of the great god Orm (not to be confused with Om) as in "I am of higher orminarity than you!"
2. likeness to Loch Ness type monsters from scand.: orm = serpent, worm, dragon
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secratuval
Secratuval
The Greek godess of white socks, sister to Nike.
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Irreflipescent
Irreflipescent - in the manner of a light switch whose position does not appear to affect any light fixture.
:krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie:
grelt
Grelt: short for Grendel's melt. Also a traditional German dish.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Timaste
timaste
to be extremly shy
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sobekish (not referring to Egyptian gods of the repitile persuasion)
sobekish (n) A multicultural noodle dish.
:crabbie: :crabbie: :crabbie: :crabbie: :crabbie:
glitenerate
glitenerate (v) - to add extraneous glitter or frills so as to distract from the otherwise slightly embarrassing nature of an object. Ex: "The doll in the crocheted dress was used in the 1960's to glitenerate the toilet tissue roll."
blatonic
Blatonic: catatonic due to excess in incomprehensible jargon, like the attendees of an economists symposium.
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emmentastic
emmentastic
A cheese enthusiast's highest praise
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mingroleptic
mingroleptic
A very small narcoleptic
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biy
biy
buy it yourself
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otravinian
otravinian
A wine grower who uses a non-standard variety of grape for the area.
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Fidfurgler
Fidfurgler
Person with responsibility for planting moth-eaten flags on mountain tops; fid cf. opening holes.
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cratinogenic
cratinogenic
appropriately to be stored in crates
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to synchroslope
synchroslope
To take part in the almost extinct sport of formation skiing up a mountain.
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Detrangulate
Detrangulate
medical first aid maneuvre for asphyxiated (by strangulation) people.
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fonshing
fonshing
the act of restoring a house to it's previous state after a visit by a fenshui expert
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archopope
archopope
A presumed ancestor of the homo insipiens vaticanus
It is presumed to have procreated by parthenogenesis
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lentristic
lentristic
Feeling a wicked desire to give up eating chocolate
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Faragrift
to faragrift - to attempt clumsy locomotion of a canoe by impromptu punting (i.e. pushing off the bottom) with one's paddle in water that is deep enough to allow the canoe to float, but shallow enough to prohibit proper paddling.
Many canoe outfitters include a clause in their rental agreements requiring the renter to pay for all paddle damage caused by faragrifting.
dropfield
dropfield: The area of rain falling from a single cloud.
semivertalcation
semivertalcation
Being half persuaded to alcoholism
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Umbratal
Umbratal--- Having a natural similarity to the common umbrella. Both mushrooms and toadstools are umbratal in shape, but usually not in function.
Beskovial
Beskovial
a geological foramation named after the German town of Be(e)skow
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Bradific (nothing to do with Brangelina)
Bradific
To be besotted with one of the Earl of Chatham's groupies.
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Swolescent
Swolescent - resplendently turgid
caphrolic
caphrolic- (rare) used to describe a romping good time that somehow remains within the constrains of Vatican law.
bespottial
bespottial
likely to get bespattered with ink blots.
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to hortamplate
to hortamplate: to ponder whether one has just heard a Who.
veebish
veebish- of or relating to the sort of person who "gets Vibes".
yewtung
yewtung
a "recreational" drug won from yew trees used by native Americans of the NW. Originally used for religious ceremonies only, it became "poor man's narcotic" and target of a late 19th century "war on drugs".
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sorgamic
sorgamic- pertaining to any activity that might amount to leg discomfort. Ex: "I would climb that pyramid with you, but I fear it might be too sorgamic for me."
gryssanctionary
gryssanctionary - a specially-constructed room or chamber used to accelerate (usually by salt water spray) the weathering of copper roofing, cladding, statues or other outdoor features in order to quicky give it the characteristic green appearance of age.
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Weck
Weck
To pick another person's nose.
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bidurate
(to) bidurate: to separate or break apart by rubbing.
Flurpid
Flurpid--having the consistency of melted ice cream.
brenumulous
(By the way, the word Weck is in actual use. The people of Buffalo, New York use it to describe the kummelweck roll--like a Kaser roll, but with caraway seeds and pretzel salt on it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kummelweck)
brenumulous The state of bloating caused by overeating Bree cheese .
pomponiferous
pomponiferous
Having an excess number of pompons, especially on a knit or crocheted cap or hat.
Examples: http://tinyurl.com/ypxqdc
glurgearific
glurgearific The masterful ability to chug beer in a kneeling position .
doggedeum
doggedeum
Arena for great dog related events. Not to be confused with the doggodeon, the dog cinema.
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Rakelian
Rakelian -A low level landscraper , whose primary task is primping lawns .
turpidient
turpidient - an undocumented short-cut to turpitude.
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Velsh
Velsh--Vampires that are indigenous to a certain section of the British land mass.
Agnussian
Agnussian - A member of the Spiro Agnew ( remember him) fan club .
Cakabumen
Cakabumen : the prevention of rape by ramming cake in the attackers mouth (1883); a defence plea bargain often used by those accused of rape (1904); a shot in the dark (2007)
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luscivious
luscivious
Unsubtle signaling the willingness to have sex (like putting a bottle of lubricant in front of the intended concubitant).
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marcerous
mascerous : desiring conversation with mime artists
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trapexic
trapexic
a certain deformity of the pelvis caused by a combination of malnutrition and heavy lifting work
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satrypsy
satrypsy: a neurological condition which causes a person to believe he is part goat. Usually the lower half. ;D
fanfucador
One delegated (in Spain) to fulfill the matador's obligations to the 'bullfight groupies' before the event, so that the matador may not lose concentration...
Soriance
Of, or pertaining to the ethical and moral philosophies of George Soros.
http://www.soros.org/
caninular
caninular of or pertaining to teeth which have grown curved to such an extent that they turn back on themselves and pierce the inner mouth; see goat-toothed.
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acrofusion
acrofusion
Infusion for people with very bad veins. very painful
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torpician
torpician- one who is practiced in the art of sluggishness.
speevod
Quote from: Opsanus tau on December 15, 2007, 03:07:05 PM
torpician- one who is practiced in the art of sluggishness.
I've been defined!!
speevod
The time sequence between seeing the School Zone sign and actually reducing vehicle speed.
borloquition
borloquition: The secret language of borons, also the jargon of chemists specialising in boranes
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monkotrope
monkotrope a metaphor used in a monastery
transnunial
transnunial - a mother superior crossed by a bishop
syncoraspicant
syncoraspicant otherwise known as the brown nosed ant. One of the ants that attends the queen, the syncoraspicant says "yes" to all the queen's demands.
misfurination
misfurination to accidentally trap an animal in your washing machine
lickluster
lickluster the sheen of saliva on one's lips
montiguous
montiguous
The ambiguity whether an elevation is a hill or does qualify as a mountain
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godzillious
godzillious adj. referring to number of gods worshiped by humans. n. godzillions
porticulture
Porticulture: the art of growing USB ports.
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badong:
badong the sound made by the gong on the Gong Show
tetrified
Tretrified: the horror feeling of no place to put the next piece in tetris.
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Bloud
Bloud past tense of blow...as in...The wind bloud our ship off course.
Sloob
Sloob The little known hidden additional eighth track on The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds. Originally recorded as the popular seventh track Sloop John B this version was blurred by alcohol and drugs losing much of the original material. It is not normally audbile but can be played by adding a small fish to the needle on vynil versions.
Parklothian
Parklothian a caretaker at a park that specializes in the care of loths.
undriclous
undriclous
Term applied to Santa Clous during his time as a member of the undead, prior to his arising fully clothed with reindeer, sledges and gifts.
Ref. Clous = original of the adulterated form Claus latterly adopted to avoid drawing a perfect "o" amongst the uneducated masses.
Polymancipated
polymancipated
the equivalent of emancipated for beings of multiple sexes (hermaphrodites being the most simple example)
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marcolic
marcolic a plague of the 13 1/2 century that left its victims marked with huge hickeys on their necks.
cephalotical
cephalotical homicidal squidlings.
respinatural
respinatural breathing unaided by machines. Common in the southern hemisphere.
partiphoscular
partiphoscular adj. describing a particle that is phosphorescent
dentropicate
dentropicate
preparing certain tropical food so that it does not ruin your teeth
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sicrat
sicrat - a Spanish-speaking yes-man. ::)
funkatorial
(I thought a sicrat was an ailing rodent. Shows how much I know.)
funkatorial a course in how to get down to '70's music
grabulation
grabulation
the soft p-o-r-n version of tribulation :o
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tunkabill
tunkabill a woodpecker, known for the tunk-tunk-tunk sound it makes
hyporiate
hyporiate a measure of someone's hips, on a scale from 1 to 10. Usually applied to skinny models (1) or republicans (10).
hypocrate.
hypocrate A Republican.
Isomiffle
to isomiffle = to spread your disgust evenly
soltaran
soltaran one who has been tarred and feathered and left in the sun
ovopulator
ovopulator - the process of converting someone into a VOP (look it up here (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vop))
A mechanism or machine that changes one's color preferences (typically pink) C.F. Girl Genius (http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/)
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necrophillibuster
necrophillibuster a senate speech that is soooooo long, the speaker has died, but the speech continues
narcturnal
narcturnal A lavatory especially equiped with a digital cistern designed to betray the user.
olpantory
olpantory a bedpan
justiprise
justiprise (1) to lever a judge off the bench; (2) slang a political ruse.
quicksentometry
quicksentometry
New test designed by GE Medical to assess the contents of ones' bank account.
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rebubbanate
rebubbanate to return one to a state of being a redneck
crizonic
crizonic = era of high speed critters crisis, geological sub-era directly before the tertiary (those methane-driven supersonic pterodactyls caused a climate change, the asteroid impact was just the icing on the cake)
lampaloven
lampaloven an affinity for night lights
crumitical
crumitical sensitivity to fragments of food waste
barcolic
barcolic - relating to a life lived in Country Pubs.
Metabarista
Metabarista--Coffeeshop attendant, possibly off German heritage, and named after my sister and Grandma.
omniresoluble
omniresoluble a compound that can be dissolved by any liquid
torquid
torquid One £ stirling coins or notes issued on a hilltop; depending on condition, may be worth more than it's face value in East Anglia and Holland.
Cosmoblimation
Cosmoblimation evaporation of a universe, going directly from a solid to a gaseous state
smilitron
smilitron A machine or device used to measure the sincerity of one's smile.
These always come equipped with a fuse, in case they are accidentally used on a politician-- to avoid those nasty scenes with a dramatic shorting out of the innards.
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telecritical
telecritical the number of phone connections required for the entire system to implode
spunternity
spunternity - the time interval between media/political spin and the sincere confessing to the same by the spinner
limbaughous
limbaughous Statements made by right-wing political pundits. See also falsify, lying, propaganda, ambiguous, slander, hate speech.
Obamarama
Obamarama a fund raising event for a certain presidential candidate
swabrific
swabrific A new ad campaign for a new disposable brand of baby wipes
rotorootcanal
rotorootcanal what you get when the rotorooter goes out of control and tears up the whole front yard.
batrifin
batrifin - missing link between amphibians and reptiles
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molcure
molcure a solution to mole problems
(Having mole problems? Call Avogadro's Number...602-1023)
avrolicious
avrolicious - obsolete term for the taste of food served on airliners. Originating with the Avro company. Once a term of praise, today less so.
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hantrifon
hantrifon (German) a cell phone capable of three-way calls
trupicumal
trupicumal - pertinent to the burial customs of a certain South/Middle American tribe
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rictaplate
Rictaplate--Dentures for Zombies
Peribognellism
peribognelism preservation of the frilly edge segments of pasta in mud pools
octosuspicion
octosuspicion- wariness of anything bearing the number eight.
Garlascivious
Garlascivious a lust for anything with garlic
supranifore
supranifore the art of running over (or above) one's own sticky-out bits
glastiquity
glastiquity the kiinky use of glass objects ('nough said)
prevermical
prevermical the use of certain pharmaceuticals in the preservation of certain substances. Usually with regards to illegal or illicit substances. Often associated with 25 cent "shows".
winterblue
winterblue : the opposite of summerpink; usually but not always, options given to couples trying to conceive.
cross-manteranian
cross-manteranian a transvestite that gets aroused by wearing mens clothing. A cross-cross-dresser.
interviction
interviction a gap year awarded by the courts between enactment of a crime and going to prison for it.
Lopometry
Lopometry--vision correction in rabbits.
Andiscollation
Andiscollation sorting pictures of the Andes Mountains
poilitic
:offtopic:
Quote from: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 12:33:02 AM
Andiscollation sorting pictures of the Andes Mountains
but that would imply that coldcollation meant sorting cold viruses :o
Quote from: Aphos on January 15, 2008, 12:33:02 AM
poilitic
poilitic the process of cellular disintegration as presented in tropical delicacies left too long in the sun.
snarkolepsy
snarkolepsy psychological condition that makes one post repeatedly on the Snark and Rant forum
italovation
italovation The act or mechanism that changes letters into italics
testidigitation
testidigitation disease suffered by IT support staff, manifested by intense impatience, caused by helping too many users with finger trouble.
(finger trouble: n.
Mistyping, typos, or generalized keyboard incompetence (this is surprisingly common among hackers, given the amount of time they spend at keyboards). "I keep putting colons at the end of statements instead of semicolons", "Finger trouble again, eh?".)
antivocalfeed
antivocalfeed a special cattle feed used to treat the bovine disorder known as "talking cow disease"
blovinital
blovinital an OTC treatment for bloviating. A prescription strength formula is also available.
chuffinator
Chuffinator - Street slang for an anti-depressive medication.
Polyprat
Polyprat one that has multiple buttocks
idflortine
Idflortine--Psychiatric medication used to encourage growth in the ego state by flooding the id with a fluoride-tinged dental rinse/brain bleach. Outlawed in most civilized countries, used extensively in various evangelical religions as a substitute for actual human emotional growth.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Perisnaffination
perisnaffination nation-building by committee. First occurred in Paris (hence the "parisian" prefix) in 1906, and was pretty much as successful as would be expected. Nowadays, it's mostly confined to board rooms of major internationals.
parafinational
parafinational adj. pertaining to an oil producing country
hosbentile
hosbentile- acting in the manner of one whose hose has been bent.
:hmmm:
farkenstantulate
Quote from: Opsanus tau on January 18, 2008, 07:21:13 PM
hosbentile- acting in the manner of one whose hose has been bent.
OUCH!!! :help:
farkenstantulate To maintain that something is an improbable idea
onthioptlate
Quote from: Aphos on January 18, 2008, 08:53:08 PM
onthioptlate
Any dried chemical residue used by a fortune-teller for divination of past events.
brank
brank past tense of brink
jusful
jusful the term used by the fast-food industry to describe a properly filled fast-food drink cup.
Mendirecant
Mendirecant to take back a plea for help
kankle
kankle - the way a daddy long-legs moves on uneven surfaces
molkinical
molkinical pertaining to small rodent-like burrowing mammals
ibertox
Ibertox Process that returnees from vacations in Spain often use to get them back into their accustomed grumpy workday demeanor.
Borgylatenated
Borgylatenated describing people that wish to emulate 1980's Swedish tennis stars.
ustric
ustric - referring to a certain malformation of the lower intestines
sempronic
sempronic referring to orchestral music played on a Moog.
totistic
totistic Adj. portable; the quality of having integral handles.
hamplingescence
hamplingescence : glow exuded by baby hamsters .
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yucktuo
yucktuo Chinese philosophy that maintains everyone has the essence of yuck
iobraton
Iobration
Party on a moon of Jupiter.
Refrillilate
Refrillilate to restore the ruff of feathers around a birds neck
blusterate
blusterate: the course of action most religious leaders will follow, should someone correct them.
Billbadoo
Billbadoo a song and dance routine featuring former President Clinton
offonian
offonian = pseudo-official, e.g. emebers of a ruling party behaving like officials without actually having an official position in the government
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gopistery
gopistery the history the Republican party WISHES had happened
hurblex
hurblex - so perplexed that it hurts, also the stuff the new police clubs are made of
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pikrocholic (that's actually a real word, cf. Rabelais)
pikrocholic a person addicted to a Water Pik tm
marfundic
Marfundic--person exhibiting symptoms of Marfan's Syndrome that prefers to not use medical intervention, in the askew fundamentalist belief that IF God had wanted them to NOT have Marfan's, He would have stopped it. Such persons are ignorant of most medical and scientific information, as well as basic faith-based teachings.
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paragenorousity
paragenorousity beyond the range of normal or expected generosity.
yarnickles
yarnickles pieces of string hanging from the hull of a ship
lublitial
lublitial the quality of being Hasidic
discombajulate
discombajulate The process of confusing a badger. Also used when speaking of confusing a politician who stubbornly clings to a position in spite of the tenuousness of it.
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policritical
policritical
1. holding opinions about what a parrot says
2. the size of a legislature at which point it begins passing stupid laws
multidespic
multidespic
1. To use multiple ways of lessoning the spicy flavor of something. From despic, to reduce the spicy flavor.
2. A dictator who is in charge of more than one country. CF, Bush is multidespic. He thinks he controls the US and most of Mesopotamia.
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Iconoblast
multidespic Adj. (of food) coated in many coloured aspic
iconoblast N. Exploding religious image
Scrumshaw
Scrumshaw
1. The carvings on ivory or wood by an ignorant politician*
2. A rickshaw with more than 3 wheels, commonly used to carry fish guts.
morpheousology
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* yes, I know, that term is redundant. Think of it this way, among all politicians, who are all basically ignorant, there must be some who are vastly more ignorant than the rest-- Bush is an excellent example. Thus, 'igorant politician' would typify one such.
morpheousology
Dreaming about wood.
Inoculatte
Inoculatte--The latest in government giveaways to corporations...the Starbuck's Branded Flu Shot!!
permutilations
permutilations what Bush did to the Iraq intelligence before the war
imbushment
I have to give my own definition of inoculatte: the newest version of functional food, milk-coffee that also inoculates one against specific diseases (there are actual plans for e.g. vaccine bananas, so the idea of vaccination by coffee is not that far out)
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imbushment - a special kind of judicial activism like installing the loser of an election based on dubious technicalities. synonymous: degorement
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sothistic
sothistic a religious belief in Soth, goddess of belly button lint
torkeddle
torkeddle A type of cast-iron cooking implement. It's basically shaped much like a donut, except open at the top. The hole in the middle is used to put the fire, saving fuel. Rarely seen in the West, but often used in 3rd world countries where fuel supplies are limited.
tarosaurus
tarosaurus
An herbivorous prosauropod from the late Triassic, discovered only in Polynesia, assumed to have subsisted on the proto-taro plants. They went extinct quickly due to the calcium oxalate.
Malometasthesis
Quote from: pieces o nine on January 24, 2008, 05:32:10 PM
tarosaurus
An herbivorous prosauropod from the late Triassic, discovered only in Polynesia, assumed to have subsisted on the proto-taro plants. They went extinct quickly due to the calcium oxalate.
(LOL p o n...not quite word for word, but essentially the same definition I was going to give.)
Malometasthesis a cancer caused by the eating of Mallo Cups
dentmarsation
Dentmarsation:
The gurning, grimacing and facial contortions required to open the mouth after consumption of a hot chocolate containing marshmallows.
Mushfaker
Mushfaker an African toad that camouflages itself by appearing to be a bowl of oatmeal, thus making itself unpalatable to its predators
hoopismar
hoopismar is the short and more popular form of Hoopis Maritimous a doughnut shaped plankton.
loomribel
loomribel a prescription medicine used to treat excessive ear hair
wettilbrow
Wettilbrow : an archaic nautical term for the backstay or hawser abaft the foregallanttopsail's futtock shrouds.
Tusgeel
Tusgeel--the restorative substance used for repairing the most obvious facial protuberances of mastodons, walruses and elephants.
Protomarischinism
Protomarischinism archetypal worship of cherry pips
botofool
botofool--person who willingly has a for of the botulism toxin injected into their face.
Miscogindulation
Miscogindulation incorrect gearing giving rise to wobbly wheels; drunken dance (coll.)
coporibual
coporibual alloy made from copper and bat guano.
setifel
setifel - (archaic) a soft settee created expressly to break the fall of fainting ladies.
pomnasium
Pomnasium
A room dedicated to the growing and training of apple trees.
Callipygean
pomnasium a chi-chi boutique specializing in pot pourri, aromatherapy candles, and clove-studded closet fresheners suspended from satin ribbons.
[edit] oops - typed too slowly! [/edit]
Callipygean I cannot improve on the time-honored beautiful buttocks.
garumectomy
Callipygean a person from Callipily
Oops, I too was too slow.
garumectomy surgery to remove unwanted garments
giatopic
<b>giatopic</b> A subject dealing with, or specifically concerned with things of the Earth. Antonym: Republican
Gigamicron
Gigamicron one billion microns, or one kilometer
trophinial
trophinial looking like a deer's antlers
onomatrix
onomatrix where you go after taking the red pill
linucide
linucide - The murder of a Peanuts character
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lamparcious
lamparcious resembling a lamprey
yegtren
yegtren : a Swedish breakfast dish made with raw eggs and yoghurt
phawship
phawship opposite of worship
trilitteral
trilitteral : youngest puppy born in a litter of three of three litters born on the same day from three sisters
sibabhor
sibabhor
The act of cordially detesting your brother or sister.
ejockulate
ejockulate an electronic message to an athlete that he is behind schedule
monsterbate
monsterbate - to have an unhealthy fetish for B movies
also they way some politicians 'debate'
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mencro
mencro prefix meaning very, very hairy
joustular
joustular - ready for the tournament
soapistry
soapistry the philosophical position that cleanliness is next to impossible.
mastriginal
mastriginal: the first proper sailing vessel
adnascentia
adnascentia the absence of advertising (a state dreaded by Madison Avenue)
snowdeaf
snowdeaf temporary condition first diagnosed in Robert Frost after research for An old Man's Winter Night
comprenticle
comprenticle (noun) an octopoidal appendage which lends itself to greater understanding.
fitzpatuary
fitzpatuary: the son of one who makes models with cowdung
keraunograph
keraunograph medical device for measuring the amount of carrot juice in the blood stream
cleptimony
cleptimony [NOUN] Court-mandated reparations for shoplifting. May continue for indefinite period.
carbiturate
carbiturate a carbon compound used in the control of nose hair
persiful
persiful - overly ambitious without being qualified
also an artificial word used in ads of the company producing Persil (detergents)
klistominious
klistominious having excessively bushy eyebrows
yrgenstral
yrgenstral A Slavic film festival celebrating the career highlights of Jürgen Prochnow.
pallistographitis
pallistographitis
uncontrollable desire to paint racehorses
osteopornosis
osteopornosis - A rare genetic abnormality found only in male 'specialty' 'actors', involving having a 'bone-in' 'piece of meat'.
motopoppet
motopoppet [NOUN] animated characters in video for the Ink Spot's Java Jive.
quaggle
quaggle[verb] - A slang term from early nineteenth century London, for the actions of the female accomplice of a pickpocket. Developed from, and named after, reports of the discovery of the South African quagga (a sort of half horse half zebra with zebra stripes only on it's rump and of normal horse appearance elsewhere). The quagga's rump stripes apparently caused 'target confusion' for predators pursing a herd of quagga and usually enabled them to escape. The pickpockets female accomplice would 'quaggle' - waggle her bustle at some little distance from a gentleman of means and walk slowly and provocatively away - fixing his attention on her rump while the pickpocket relieved him of his valuables.
petomania.
Petomania--the (historical) excitement caused by the presence of Governor William J. LePetomain in the town of Rock Ridge, which was found to be a completely artificial phenomenon, instigated by covert payments to all participants from state Attorney General Hedley (That's HeDley) Lamar.
It was also exhibited at the opening of the William J. LePetomain Toll Way. (Sombebody gotta go back into town and git a shitload of dimes.)
Bartastic
Bartastic the top rating given by the American Bar Association
fanfareet
fanfareet someone who has a pathological attraction for ferrets, or for people dressed up as ferrets. slang people who dress as ferrets at office parties, even if it is not a costume event.
Morbuns
Morbuns term used in a bakery for an additional order
quigelfied
quigelfied what happened to all those whites who were heck-bent on killing the locals in Australia. They tried to import another white guy, who had this amazing long-range rifle. He refused to partake of their little game of genocide and instead turned the tables on them. (just in case you still didn't get it... go here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102744/))
Twunkies.
Twunkies - fans of the less-than-successful TV series Spanish Twunk
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sulpic
sulpic A teeth cleaning system using sulfur. It was not very popular.
obilate
obilate [Transitive Verb] to successfully tie an obi in one attempt.
corrodiglyphics
corrodiglyphics: The art of map-making, using no words
cynartomachy
cynartomachy The process of removing all blue from paintings.
I have a definition sorely in need of a word.
The definition is, "pseudo-snow. Very, very small ice pellets, too dry to call sleet, too small to call hail." What word would describe thus?
In other words, define: ignoramise
ignormarise: to get tied up in one's own post **
please resume
Well, lacking a word to define, I will just present one...
eggnormous
eggnormous a measurement of size of blood clots to the head caused by falling off a wall
wertmangle
Wertmangle:
(Noun) Archaic term for the man called to remove warts and buboes from valuable livestock
kakorrhaphiophobia
kakorrhaphiophobia - the fear of raphios gone bad (whatever raphios are)
sompercious
sompercious having an over developed sense of style
equalitteral
equalitteral The mystical condition of all things being equal.
bosphoraphlemia
bosphoraphlemia - a family of hallucinogenic fungi naturally occuring near the Black Sea, and considered by many to be essential for learning how to pronounce Turkish with an authentic accent.
lagophilia
lagophilia : term applied to the collecting of stamps picturing convict's heads
argulotion
argulotion makeup used by candidates in presidential debates
votiff
Votiff: candidates in Correctional Facility elections
pneumatophilosophy
pneumatophiliosophy A branch of philosophy followed by people who use drills for a living (builders, dentists....)
orgastoicism
orgastoicism -
1) an obscure branch of philosophy concerned with resolutely accepting that pipe organs can never be truly mastered.
2) Finally accepting that your internal organs will eventually wear out, and you will likely die from this.
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Dictionational
Dictionational political movement to make poor diction a federal crime
hofatarium
hofatarium: room containing a mechanical or clockwork model of the Celebrity Cosmos, used to track and predict the showing of Knightrider and Baywatch repeats
encephalolithic
encephalolithic referring to one whose brains have turned to stone
urthistic
urthistic unable to bear bears
chauventry
chauventry The forced opening of a door, by a large (but unintelligent) male of the species, homo sapiens macho
Dinertopia
Dinertopia - The place where good restaurants go when they die
yanuvian
yanuvian geologic period when squid ruled the Earth
batrivial
batrivial a degree awarded for successful studies in one of several subjects such as bat-baiting and raffia work**
quinspectic
**these degrees are increasingly popular in the UK
quinspectic the final inspection required to qualify for a ballroom dancing competition
itterventral
itterventral: The specific part of the abdomen that, if punched, results in uncontrollable vomiting
archididascalian
archididascalian :: architectural high roof curve internal feature in a cathedral which can be climbed only by wearing certain types of running shoes
fossforeference
fossforeference: letter of introduction required to gain employment at a museum
aggiornamento
aggiornamento nostalgia for premium rate phone calls
fireflung
yanuvian Music that is derived from, or sounds like the music created by the artist known only as Yanni.
fireflung A term used to describe what happens to a flaming torch, used during flaming torch juggling, when it lands into the audience. Also applies to the audience member it lands on.
Narfoleptic
Narfoleptic An insidious, treatment-resistent form of sleep apnea.
glasmochronost
glasmochronost political overture made by the Soviet government in an attempt to purchase Swiss watches
zombulate
zombulate a sleepwalker catching the last late night bus
fixtriffid
Fixtriffid: Special glue for use when camping. A ring of fixtriffid around the campsite will enable the user to sleep soundly, knowing that terrestrial botanical attack has been averted.
karrozzin
karrozzin A little known Scottish version of Karaoke. It mostly consists of loudly played bagpipes and yelling at the maximum of one's capabilities. While actual musical tune is strictly optional, some form of distilled spirits is essential. Especially for the audience.
olddigger
olddigger--a particularly resourceful type of home health care giver that tries to get assigned to take care of women in bad health that have a living (and somewhat active) husband. They know how to work the grief and rebound system...
glutemachinated
glutemachinated having mechanical buttocks
postiviral
postiviral - when the mail service meets viral marketing
moshal
moshal a lawman in the deep South
weteria
Weteria a fancy term for 'soup kitchen'. Also used to describe those resort pool-side eateries, that will serve you your drinks and food right there in the pool.
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eggo trip
eggo trip ego trip with a side of waffles
legophobia
legophobia: fear of 1930's children's toys
ochroleucous
Ochroleucous [NOUN] 1. Controversial tactic much debated among war history buffs. 2. The somewhat jaundiced command not to fire until seeing the whites of the enemy's eyes.
Lustralopithycuss
Lustralopithycuss Three headed Roman beast which visited every dwelling every five years to examine any literature held by the occupants. If any rude or naughty words were found therein the beast would breath fire upon the literature to purify it, while cursing mightily.
ostrification
I cannot read this thread without giggling every time. Is there something wrong with me?
Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 04, 2008, 01:42:08 AM
I cannot read this thread without giggling every time. Is there something wrong with me?
Well, yeah, but not THAT...
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :o :mrgreen:
:bwa:
ostrification
1. the process of turning into an ostrich
2. the process of becoming senile, cerebral arteriosclerosis
stonagle
stonagle: Scottish tradition of throwing cooked black puddings at statues of Robert Burns on 26th Jan. every year, to remind people to be humble
alieniloquy
alieniloquy performing Shakespeare translated into Klingon
brutiful
Brutiful: descriptive of someone like a boxer, who has a wonderfully muscular body, but a face like a train wreck.
catoptromancy
catoptromancy - predicting the future from the eyes of a cat
(there are so many obscure soothsaying methods that this one could actually be real)
squophela
squophela: deep sea aquatic invertebrate which can produce fine beadwork mocassins
cromnyomancy
cromnyomancy A fortune telling method using the knuckle bones of a Cro-Magnon.
nepothurgy
nepothurgy Employment of one's relatives to perform menial tasks. See also
nepothurge.
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Quote from: Swatoplukcatoptromancy - predicting the future from the eyes of a cat
(there are so many obscure soothsaying methods that this one could actually be real)
More divination methods here (http://phrontistery.info/divine.html) than you can shake yer I-Ching stalks at. The other glossaries useful for finding fishtastic words to amaze yer friends or pervert for this topic.
In the absence of a word from Pieces, I propose:
fandingo
fandingo a wild Australian canine known for its extremely large, floppy ears
mactrust
mactrust to have faith that dirty brown overcoats can be unbuttoned using thought control
singostern
singostern the aft end of a one man rowboat.
outventory
outventory Counting one's chickens before they hatch.
Quote from: PachydermIn the absence of a word from Pieces, I propose:
:-[ My head is bowed in shame.
Right. How about gnarlomachus, then.
Unbow thy head, Pieces, for it is not a problem.
Gnarlomachus: Ancient Greek King, ruler of Halicarnassus, credited with the invention of the surf board.
mastigophorous
mastigophorus dinosaur with giant sticky out teeth sometimes confused with over-szied elephants
logorythmic
Logorythmic: The noise made by a tree falling in a forest, unoserved by humans.
caesaropapism
caesaropapism a salad dish; the recipe is copyright of the Vatican.
untrepidwalist
untrepidwalist - unquenchable ambition for high offices (iirc the wali is the rank directly below grand vezier)
vompus
vompus: descriptive of a stag party on a pub crawl
madapollam
madapollam a wrestler of plant pollen, preferably with a cape. This sport grew out of a growing number of ex-matadors who had converted to vegan lifestyle, but wished to retain some of their skills and heritage. Advocates of the sport claim that wrestling pollen with nothing but a cape is easily as complex and entertaining as anything else. Those who also watch American reality TV agree.
realifake
realifake descriptive of counterfeit Chinese products
umbruff
umbruff: Medieval fashion item, a waterproof lace ruff, extending down the wearer in the style of the poncho, but much more camp.
chthonophagia
chthonophagia a rare, but debilitating disease which stems from reading too many HP Lovecraft novels. Symptoms range from mild (a dread of the sea and/or dark closets), to severe (actual breaking out in tentacles). Often accompanied by odd mutterings, such as, "strive to be eaten first"
Sciencefraction
Sciencefraction NOUN: breakaway group from scientific mainstream.
ETYMOLOGY: from Middle English via Latin, to know and to break.
USAGE: a group of sciencefractionists were studying the works of Erich von Däniken.
choroloscopy
choroloscopy: noun (medical), procedure used to search for the presence of Brazilian Folk Music Syndrome. A Choroloscope is a medical tool, very similar to an endoscope, but attuned to musical vibrations.
campaniform
campaniform Any of a number of costumes commonly worn at science fiction conventions. Most are copied from either Star Trek series or from Star Wars movies.
plastilurgy
plastilurgy
1. A sexual perversion afflicting plastic surgeons
2. Evangelical liturgy outsourced to China
numlac
numlac a new medication for the treatment of innumeracy
topolitical
topolitical: Topolitics (Greek topos, "place," and politic, "waste of space") is a branch of political science that is an extension of coprology. Topolitics begins with a consideration of the nature of political space, investigating both its fine structure and its global structure, ultimately to determine which of the various candidates is likely to do least harm.
vespacide
Swatting a wasp?
Lacking a new word, I can offer no definition. But I can offer a new word.
printuple
printuple To print a document in 5 parts. History of usage: used to describe the requirements of any bureaucratic system in existence. It came into common usage, as ink-jet and laser printers replaced the earlier impact-type printers. This caused a switch from the use of 5 and 7 part carbon-paper collated forms to a multiple-print requirement. (Use form Q7 stroke C, revision 7.5a) Thus, a document is printed in 5 parts, it is to printuple the document. See also printocuple and printacade.
New word:
printank
printank past tense of printink
printink to paint with paisley designs
speater
speater NOUN: Museum Conservation staff slang for male bog bodies.
cronkle
cronkle: lovechild of Crackle and Pop from the Rice Crispies adverts
gramercy
gramercy Being kind to other posters on an internet forum, and overlooking their obvious grammatical mistakes, or their use of spelling 'shortcuts' reminiscent of cell phone text messages.
geekanoid
geekanoid - being in the state of fear to be seen as a geek
jurps
jurps an alcoholic drink brewed from old math books
equit
equit: a jockey's last race
loxodograph
loxodograph diagram fashioned from dough of the number of puddings baked by stetls across Poland; x=stetl, y=number of puddings. The annual winner was awarded a pickled herring.
iconopatria
iconopatria- anything bearing the "Father Ted" logo.
nepsurn
Nepsurn In games theory, a nepsum describes a situation in which a participant's gain or loss is exactly balanced by the losses or gains of the other participant(s), if they are blood relatives. All things being relative, it is possible for both players to win.
blarnomancy
blarnomancy: divination of future events through the medium of bullshit
gynotikolobomassophile
gynotikolobomassophile expert in appropriate/inappropriate frowning and eye-twitching of gynaecologists during certain procedures
wufflather
wufflather the foam that drips off of a dog's tongue, when he's panting particularly hard
coultergeist
coultergeist: very large chinned ghost, always racing around
zapateado
Zapateado--a shoe worshiper
Wingnuteria
Wingnuteria the food court at the Republican Party headquarters
fleedcat
fleedcat Releasing a cat into the Chinese wilderness.
purrvect
purrvect - the trajectory of cat noises
stompanile
stompanile early 1960's line dance derived from rituals for invoking rain in Burundi.
derination
derination: the act of removing onself from the list of Chartered Navigators held at the Royal Institute of Navigation in London.
ichthyolatry
ichthyolatry treatment for fish head stew poisoning
prisimious
prisimious pertaining to the era during which Descartes was locked in the cupboard by his mother
clairvegan
clairvegan
1) Someone who only eats his or her veggies at a distance-- the farther away, the better. Preferably, the person is on one side of an ocean, and the veggies are on another.
2) One of the founders of the vegetarian lifestyle in modern times. Her name was Clair...
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arachnopuberty
arachnopuberty a time when spiders have great hormonal distress
denticlerg
Denticlerg NOUN: the flexible, yet persistent compounds building up around the screw caps on toothpaste.
zephrometer
zephrometer: device used for detecting the presence of any of the lesser gods of the Greek pantheon. The original zephrometer was a sheet that a farmer's wife was drying.
poetomachia
poetomachia The use of poetry in a play, musical, opera or other drama, in place of an utter lack of actual plot and/or dialog. A technique often seen in off-off Broadway productions.
keybored (note spelling)
keybored form of self defence against an attacker; I keybored the shit
losewaster
losewaster - a person going violent when losing in a game, bad loser with muscles
yordinolapistry
yordinolapistry furniture finishing technique involving the application of spermiceti oil
moiness
moiness status; as in addressing Miss Piggy: Your Moiness
fotheringation
fotheringation an attempt to contact by means of mailing unstamped envelopes
esquore
esquore brand of perfume favoured by male escorts and gigalos.
humpisthmus
humpisthmus - (Male) person having both a hump and a wasp waist
lopebara
lopebara: South American rodent, longest legs of the rodent world. Can achieve speeds of 40 mph, (25 in a built up area)
aeropleustic
aeropleustic Travel in an Edwardian basket chaise, held aloft by kites, balloons, or oversized silk sails.
slatherprestid
slatherprestid shaving cream
numist
numist government minister expert at confusing voters with numbers
polyglammer
polyglammer: polygraph technician who is adept and making all results look fantastic
redunderful
redunderful The act of filling a container more than two times in a row.
seabate
seabate: When the tax office fill your home with salt water
comedogenic
comedogenic excellent at miming dogs in pantomime dress
fropinual
fropinual a plant that flowers every 12 1/2 minutes
bekenveal
bekenveal to falsley encourage a calf to stand for Mayor of London
rottenbreak
Rottenbreak a small town in Holland that was invaded by Germans every 20 years during the 1700's
deboul
deboul: surgical procedure to remove a Frenchman from the petanque court
flavescent
flavescent an unfortunate medical condition in which the sense of smell and the sense of taste become confused
orwelivite
orwelivite rejuvination treatment centres located in farmyards
suspication
suspication Adjective. A descriptive term for a culture or national organization that is continuously and without evidence, suspicious of something. Example, creationists are suspication of evolutionary theory.
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malliture
Malliture: new, competitive form of martial art. Contestants fight wielding rubber-headed tent peg mallets. Bouts last three minutes, or until the tent is raised.
ophthalmolith
ophthalmolith a Stone Age eye chart
beekwok
(a word that might be familiar to those of you who have read "The Witches of Karres", but is never defined)
beekwok- the sound that Astro-Boy's rubber space boots made when he walked down long hallways.
Fwangtide
Fwangtide [NOUN]: What causes landlubbing decorators to fung-schway.
fischyswazh
Fwangtide a holiday in Outer Wallgovia celebrating the arrival of the purple winged pigeon (known as fwang in the local dialect)
Oops...crosspost
fischyswazh A German soup made in imitation of a French dish
fuddite
fuddite: a person whose principal objection was to the introduction of new wide-framed looms that could be operated by cheap, relatively unskilled labour, resulting in the loss of jobs for many textile workers. Looms were broken to chants of
"Kiww the tecwology, kiww the tecwology"
binturong
binturong misshapen steel piping that has the wrong angle applied
yurbling
yurbling fancy Yugoslavian coins worn as fashion items
fosterface
fosterface - proposed English term for Kindchenschema (the shape of both human and animal babies that induces the fostering reflex, aka "this is so cute")
horse mirror
horse mirror a depressed narcissist
luxiwurst
luxiwurst: really bad luxury item
logonophobe
logonophobe - a person that fears the silence when not talking
oinotroph
ointroph cockney slang for "I've lost my loincloth"
baronimo
logonophobe - someone who exhibits excessive fear of loosing their online password(s). Symptoms including stashing of passwords on sticky-notes along side the monitor, and underneath the keyboard. The opposite of logonophile, who is someone who delights in forcing needless and frequent change of online passwords in the name of 'security', resulting in a new wave of logonophobes, and ultimately defeating any hint of actual, real-world security.
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logocentrifrugal
baronimo
1. knighted palomino horse
2. honorary Indian chieftain
logocentrifugal - extreme case of circular reasoning
cliptomarous
cliptomarous the state of just having had one's hair cut
logriphobia
logriphobia Fear of mathematics. Specifically, fear of logarithms
biomess
biomess term used by Martians to describe homo sapiens
limostuft
limostuft slang term for an overcrowded limousine.
lithoveer
lithoveer R&D terminology for commercial masonry veneers (e.g.: "Z-brick")
cryoplasmatron
Cryoplasmatron: device for turning fuel into frozen hydrogen, thereby stopping pollution and preserving the growing ice-cream mountain held by the EU in a secure site just outside Naples.
acetabuliform
acetabuliform a person that has become obese because of eating aspirin
orthogomyth
orthogomyth - essential belief among anthroposophists (esp. Waldorf pedagogues) that right angles are evil (and so are left).
undisclothed
undisclothed CIA slang for "under cover"
caprilist
caprilist Someone who lives at the narrow end of a street, specifically a dead-end street, with a single lane in and out. Suitable for only a single vehicle at a time.
carelistlessness
carelistlessness - the condition of being limited to hard print media only, in the context of searching for a used vehicle.
biffing sniff (noun, may be hyphenated)
biffing sniff how dogs greet each other
flocular
flocular [ADJ]: Used when purchasing retro ornaments or refurbishing anachronistic items to a fuzzy surface.
examples: Those reindeer were flocular!
curseive
curseive verb The act of sorting out dogs in a pack, for the purpose of improving the breed.
standart
standart
pieces of abstract art that do not need an attachment to stand upright. The Standart movement developed as a reaction to neorealism in sculpting in Italy. The term is often falsely attributed to Warhol but was actually coined by Giuseppe Melanesio, an Italian immigrant to Hawaii. The arts department of the university of Honolulu has a special professorship for landart and standart named after him. In Spain the adherents of this art form were also known as anti-Rodinistas.
saccalent
saccalent old cloth used in making felt
repertire
Repertire: the act of the bailiff removing your vehicle for non-payment of tax.
archididascalian
archididascalian semi-baptised lizaard
frumspot
frumspot - The spot where David Frum was spawned. Metaphorically an accursed place
silphinx
silphynx a legendry bird shaped like a chancre
postlewhip
Postlewhip [NOUN]: A discipline used by members of certain 'hereditary' monotheistic cults.
see also Bull Whip for the version used within parts of the Vatican.
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locktatious
locktatious having a fixed political position; refusing to compromise
lumiferris
lumiferris A radioactive magnet, usually made of iron. Typically the isotope Fe56 see perodic table (http://www.dayah.com/periodic/)
crehative
crehative - allergic to crustaceans
soltinic
soltinic: a form of welding underwater
macaracara
macaracara - the Aztec god of rhythm instruments
quordle
Quordle--pre-Elizabethan 4 rank keyboard stringed instrument, strung with badger- and sparrow-gut strings (thus having a 2 octave difference between ranks). Believed to be extinct. OK, hoped to be extinct.
parciplitude
parciplitude: a charachter in a play or other stage production whose interaction is from the boxes or the Gods (see Waldorf and Whatsisname from the Muppets)
rhinotillexomania
rhinotillexomania psychiatric disease leading to compulsory detention usually associated with having one's nose in the cash register
rushmountist
Quote from: Pachyderm on February 26, 2008, 12:06:00 AM
(see Waldorf and Whatsisname from the Muppets)
Statler
As you were, chaps...
Rushmountist [NOUN]: a member of Homo Sapiens Touristas, a specialized species evolved to survive the rigors of the Cross-Country Family Vacation. Family groups of Rushmountists emerge in the spring and congregate into vast herds, criss-crossing well-worn routes during the summer season, and disappear into hibernation at the first hint of fall. Arriving at a prime spot, they sprint to the Visitors Centers, litter, take a couple fast happy snaps, and spend a few dollars on tchotchkies in the Gift Shop, before reboarding their wagons and lumbering off to the next destination on the great migration.
harleyquint
harleyquint a group of 5 motorcyclists, often found in sleazy bars
pistoleon
pistoleon - the poor man's wurlitzer, a musical instrument used on fairs and in some 1920ies cinemas. Think of it as a mixture of pipe organ and a piston engine.
malf
malf
1) colloquial. Refers to an inept side-kick or companion of the main character. Originated with a TV sitcom, "Happy Days", as in "Ralph-malf".
2) the normal operating state of any Windows-powered computer, as in "my PC has malfed again". Short for malfunction. A term most Mac users are unfamiliar with.
sleepnaught
sleepnaught a type of Griffin
plunkpotter
Plunk Potter (<-- the proper spelling). Noun. The long-lost older brother of Harry. Plunk was incapable of doing any magic, however-- he was a Squib.
Postview
postview an opinion (various) about unopened post
weadquirk
weadquirk - obsolete term for azurophobia (fear of the color blue), originating from the use of wead for blue tattoos.
marphalous
marphalous Proper taxonomic designation for the sea cucumber.
skettlekins
skettlekins Noun. A little known branch of the smurfs. These were green or brown, instead of blue. But, they (unlike the smurfs) had a balanced distribution of gender, and smurfs who were snubbed by smurfette often turned to skettlekins for solace.
smeck
smeck the sound that occurs when one's head has been soundly struck
ooladour
ooladour:one who plays the oola. This was a Medieval instrument, believed to be the forerunner of the piccolo.
rhabdology
rhabdology the body of rabbinical knowledge
psychophant
psychophant Pachy, et al on some spectacular acid.
friptillious
friptillious - referring to the friptiles, an extinct class of animals in the period between the amphibian and the dinosaur/reptilian age
jullo
Jullo- gelatin that has received a voodoo hex. See "The Blob".
glickenschpoil
Glickenschpoil [NOUN] musical instrument a glockenspiel exposed to the elements until the wooden frame is warped and the metal keys are rusted.
carpasilltor
carpasilltor an electronic device used to convert the static electricity in a cat's fur to AC current
faultomic
faultomic - descriptive of the design philosophy concerning nuclear power plants in some "civilized" countries. metaphorically: extremly sloppy treatment of something with huge potential of causing damage.
sapri
sapri a style of clothing popular on some tropical islands, consisting of palm leaves wrapped around the naughty bits
nockneed
Nockneed [NOUN]: optional Guest Services card to be filled out by hotel guests requesting a wake-up call or tap-on-door time.
fribbolous
fribbolous composed of fribble, a synthetic fiber made from seaweed.
tocky
Tocky: An animated children's program character from the early 1970's. He was a crime-fighting watch, who could fly.
xebec
xebec
In real life that is a type of sailing ship used in the Near and Middle East.
For this game I define it as:
The secret Canadian province that those out there don't want you to know the truth about
collumoic
collumoic- a person who fears pillars.
trenaline
Trenaline proper noun. The name of the now defunct railroad line formerly owned by Bruce Trenal. Later, it was sold when railways were consolidated in the late 1800's.
trenaline is also the registered trademark of a line of fishing gear, specializing in fine, high-quality lines still made of Traditional Silk. None of this new-fangled plastic stuff.
Anthrophobic
Anthrophobic describing those that fear Anthrobabe (cf. chattiphobic)
pro phono
pro phono An antii-digital movement to bring back the Victrola.
solomonella
solomonella ailment which causes its victims to think they are excessively wise
stowlex
stowlex a shawl purchased from the nearly-new shop
frumpicilium
Frumpicilium: Genus of bacteria. Most common species is F. bluerinseiaus. Those affected by the bacteria have an uncontrollable desire to wear heather-coloured tweed twinsets, sensible shoes and moan about how young the Police are these days.
nochinusm
nochinusm--minor genetic malformation, generally found in dentists from Connecticut, most of whom are named Bruce or Grafton. Not fatal.
plasmicarrilous
plasmicarrilous genetic condition resulting in the lack of a stiff spine, most often found in politicians
mointist
mointist one who self-annoints
garbendridge
garbendridge - obsolete term for garbagemen on strike
offalero
offalero: The most recent employee (cf FNG) in a Mexican abattoir
hajudes
hajudes- any dudes participating in a hadj.
flexterous
flexterous
1) A medical condition whereby a person's spine is inflexible.
2) A term often used to describe political zealots who refuse to compromise on anything. Usually derogatory, as in "Bush is flexterous about the Iraq war"
skiidiot
skiidiot someone who hangs about the lodge, hoping to score with ski bunnies.
flackadaisical
skiidiot Sonny Bono and those of similar ilk.
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Po9 posted while I was, so...
flackadaisical: The behavior exhibited by such lowlifes as Karl Rove, once their particular vermin is installed.
Marrytricious
Marrytricious a woman that makes a living marrying rich old men and then offing them, a black widow
perlicious
perlicious malign application of computer programming languages
spontentate
spontentate Turkish official in charge of the royal spittoon
cronzic
cronzic person with an automatic physical urge to perform the same nightly ritual
fujicksoot
fujicksoot volcanic ash emitted by Mt. Fuji
nillian
nillian Someone who uses nihilism to nefarious ends.
Somewho
Somewho a belief system which proposes that medics' bodies are made of different matter to ordinary mortals; followers often collect relics, in the form of preserved body parts of extinct medics, known colloquially as SomeWho.
bardenweggle
bardenweggle - to argue with rotten fruit. Alluding to the ficticious lead character from The Misadventures of Lemuel P. Bardenweggle and the Spoiled Peaches
hernidic
hernidic: descriptive, similar looking to Herne the Hunter, i.e.dead bloke on horse, wearing antlers.
vasdae
vasdae a Roman holiday celebrating Vas, god of shoelaces
junitile
junitile small plastic fake ceramic square that can be purchased extremely cheaply in packets of twelve for preliminary assessment and planning of styles for interior decoration
muscentor
muscentor one of those weird little bent metal pieces you find lying around that look like they have fallen out of something, but you can never figure out what it was
procosculator
Procosculator NOUN: Legal counsel which keeps wavering between defending and prosecuting the accused.
foepaw
foepaw disease of the central nervous system which causes animals to repeatedly give false signals by waving their paw in a certain manner to signal danger when in fact none is present; incurable.
addanodes
addanodes - the mechanics that changes the sacrificial anodes on boats and ships and has to dive into the polluted harbour water to do it. Therefore it is a job for the lowest one in the pecking order, and it is quite unwise to call a qualified person an addanode, if one cares for one's health.
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jishk
jishk a dish in Syrian cuisine made from wild rice, honey and four leaf clover.
beeserk
beeserk - a rare allergic reaction to bee-stings leading to extreme aggression by the stung person
hopufti
hopufti hip-hop clothing style based on military fatigues
sivition
sivition based on siver, v. to simmer. 1. The act of simmering. 2. Smthg that has been simmered.
Proseanium
Proseanium heavy metal found only in the literary works of Nobel laureates
ulerate
ulerate to yodel under water
Historical Note: the practice was banned in the Lake District (UK) by Act of Parliament in 1752 to prevent the continual disruption of mating rituals in the local whale populations. Due to difficulties policing it, the ban was unsuccessful. There are currently no whales in any of the Lakes. For further information, "How the Lakes lost their Whales" by Enron Kipling can be purchased from the Tourist Information Centre in Keswick.
hysterestomy
hysterestomy - lit: cutting of delays, aka red-tape-cutting, The practice not to bother with the delays inevitable when using official channels but going right to the person in charge. Not to be confused with stovepiping
mankelplitze
mankelplitze the practice of U-boat captains of wearing their hat on backwards while looking through the periscope
haretage
Haretage A Lepus movement led by Hrairoo, under the guidance and protection of Frith. See also Richard Adams' documentary: Watership Down.
escortège
escortège a well endowed woman from an escort service
gurtide
gurtide: the portion of the mariner's working day set aside for teaching the ship's powder boys the art of naval knot-tying.
swoopstake
swoopstake feeding frenzy; usually applied to vampires at the time when sinners were staked to the ground and left there to die.
bunswick
bunswick A small specialized spatula used to remove hot cross buns from the sheet pan.
catlery
catlery the art of cat herding
mealthy
Mealthy--advertising buzzword for the latest in the 'no real food included' packaged, preprocessed dietary amenuments that are being foisted on the public as a high fiber, low calorie alternative to...real, actual food.
See also Good Omens by Pratchett/Gamian for further expansion of this concept, or just buy some rice cakes.
lutenacity
lutenacity a quality required by women in public venues (see also queueing)
fatherbake
fatherbake a bake sale featuring boysenberry pies
scadslic
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on March 11, 2008, 12:35:08 AM
.... or just buy some rice cakes.
My favorite saying about rice cakes:
1st man: "oh, well. My wife has me on this low-cal diet, and all I get for lunch is rice cakes"
2nd man: "Really? What do they taste like?"
1st man: "they taste like Styrofoam cups, only not as good."
2nd man: "that's awful!"
1st man: "no, they would have to improve to rise to the level of 'awful'"
scadslik - the spawing ground of the common scad (a fish)
wraink
wraink sound made by a transmission as it falls apart
preselode
preselode - a type of steel magnolia (strongly ferromagnetic)
mackfesh
mackfesh- What a Scutsman puts on a fesh to keep the rain off. Hootman!
(I have Scots blood, so I should know.)
fenupete
fenupete a species of marsh grass found only in Wales
thergia
thergia a geysha wearing thermal underwear
offenputting
offenputting
1. the activity of foonting turlingdromes
2. the effect of Monty Python sketches on the uninitiated
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foonting turlingdromes
turlingdromes words created by turning other words upside down
foonting turlingdromes tulingdromes that rhyme with "orange"
bestacular
bestacular--the thing of extreme fantasticalitude that most attracts one's attention
moglinatous
moglinatous having been formed into the shape of a W
jeffortine
jeffortine A point of view or a philosophy that stresses individual responsibility and liberty, A.K.A Thomas Jefferson.
doobuy
doobuy latest book by Descartes
Frontlepicker
Frontlepicker device invented by Ed Frontle for picking dandelions
boulote
boulote--Southern Louisiana Cajun slang for a small sandwich.
proseptian
proseptian someone who swears by the number seven
figuptrial
figuptrial a hearing loss resulting from riding Harley Davidsons without mufflers
actution
actution - educational acupuncture (aka needle zen for dummies)
wumbargle
wumbargle a small rodent from South Carolina that lives entirely on tobacco juice
deolader
deolader a material primed with extra strong deodrant used for making thermal underwear for geyshas
finksap
finksap bludgeon used to knock out prison snitches
furlace
furlace: n., one skilled in the esoteric art of tying a Windsor knot, of gentleman's neckwear and apparel.
Boustrophedon
Boustrophedon extinct species of giant platypus that once lived in New York City sewers
pharulang
pharulang - wind-powered musical instrument in ancient Egypt. Mainly used in connection with ceremonial barques. Vital in the ceremony of placating the crocodile god Sobek (wheter it works on Offler too, I don't know)
lupfra
lupfra flame retardant material made from leftover Brussels sprouts
onimin
onimin - viagra for hermaphrodites
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hompaque
hompaque: Insult, Roman. Commonly used by Legionaries. Wimp, nancy-boy, ponce. Generally, a lisping effeminate, averse to violence. Fell out of general use when the Emperor Claudius had a Praetorian Guard ritually disembowelled for calling him one.
theologaster
theologaster One who thinks with his/her stomach. Usually applied to religious thinking or philosophy. Often accompanied by the phrase, "I feel it in my gut, so it must be true"
escargo
escargo a category of laden goods, as opposed to arcargo and teecargo
cornucope
Cornucope © GlaxoSmithKline Inc., a new anxiety-suppression prescription medicine for patients with contraindications to Viagra.
paleolithium
paleolithium lithium atoms created in the big bang
gargantiny
Gargantiny - The hero of the lost sixth pantagruelian book of Rabelais. Believed to be the half-brother of Gargantua from an affair of Grandgousier with the wife of Pikrocholos (after the war of Lerna)
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porofictous
porofictous A term used to describe the ethics and/or moral stance of politicians. It relates to the fact that no politician has any whatsoever, but uses "ethics of the moment" to justify what he/she was going to do anyway. And then, only if called about the issue. The word comes from porosity and fiction, in that the politician's ethics are seen as full of holes, and a complete fabrication of the moment anyway.
sponganimosity
sponganimosity the hatred of TV sets, usually involving throwing sponges at them
camerica
camerica--One of the numerous large multinational concerns that pretend to be American banking corporations, as in BaynCamerica, currently owned by mostly Japanese peopleses.
infressile
infressile not fressile
fressile having excessive nose hair
jupitrump
jupitrump DSM-IV-TR: One of the most important symptoms of pathological narcissism (the Narcissistic Personality Disorder) is grandiosity. Grandiose fantasies (megalomaniac delusions of grandeur) permeate every aspect of the narcissist's personality. They are the reason that the narcissist feels entitled to special treatment which is typically incommensurate with his real accomplishments. The Grandiosity Gap is the abyss between the narcissist's self-image (as reified by his False Self) and reality.
Jupitrump, or pathological narcissism, is characterised by the narcissist in full control of his faculties, cognisant of his choices, and goal-orientated. Like the fifth planet, he is a bloated bag of hot gas. He is a manipulator and his delusions are in the service of his stratagems. He delights in exercising his perceived power by deviant dress or hair styles and evacuates his rage by symbolically 'terminating' anyone who fails his unrealistically high standards.
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thorassic
thorassic - referring to the period when thunder was still produced by gods
kunibald
kunibald a small sparrow-like bird that believes it is the reincarnation of T-Rex and attacks anything that enters its territory - the species is in danger of extinction
puncure
Puncure Mentioned in hushed tones among old vaudevillians (also vaudevillains): "Where's Shecky?" "He's gone for the puncure." "Oy, that's too bad."
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firtual
firtual virtual evergreens, usually displayed on a computer monitor as a screen saver
argenteel
argenteel
1. the upper class version of 'brazenly'
2. a silver-iron alloy natuarlly found in the Andes
mompolock
mompolock chastity belt used in the alps
foreclock
foreclock the clock found on the forecastle of a ship
beaniebuddy
beaniebuddy: one with whom you share a hat
baccivorous
baccivorous - lit. "stick-eater"
1. obsolete (because elitist) insult to vegetarians
2. a subgroup of herbivores that prefer dry to fresh plants
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fecapult
fecapult dung thrower; pervert.
lipomission
lipomission removal of fat, dieting
tardology
tardology theoretical studies in lateness
bosomtude
bosomtude the state of having bosoms
bestical
bestical an eyeglass that gives the user the vision of an animal
gutsprat
gutsprat - insult used among haruspices. synonymous with 'hepatomanger'
hockilopy
hockilopy a swinging gait; walking in the manner of waving a big stick around one's ankles
prudiform
prudiform art style in which a woman's entire body, except for hands and head, are clothed
wronksere
Wronksere™ A product available only on late-night television programs hosted by shouting, hyper-perky presenters. Are you tired of trying to dry out your wronks the old-fashioned way? Well, fret no more! Introducing the Wonksere™! The Wonksere™ is a miracle invention, indispensable for dessicating wronks in the safety and privacy of your own home! It dries, it fries, it removes all traces of moisture, no matter how humid your environment! What would you pay for this miracle invention? One hundred dollars? Two hundred dollars? Even three hundred dollars? Not any more! Take advantage of this special offer and get a genuine Wronksere™ for only $29.95! You heard right: only $29.95! But wait! There's more! Call now and we'll double your order, sending you two Wronkseres™ for the price of one! Yes! call now and we'll double your order, sending you two Wronkseres™ for the price of one!
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plasnost
plasnost having warm feelings for plastic surgeons
gargenbolum
gargenbolum - a throwing weapon on a line used by giants
lijo
lijo a martial art of Outer Mongolia that features the throwing of horse apples
dynamojo
dynamojo
a mechanical instrument fixed to a person's foot which charges the battery of their cell phone as they walk
dispersonal
dispersonal an advertisement in the paper informing people that you do not want to meet them
pizza-soprano
pizza-soprano. The original spelling of 'soprano'. Just as in piano-forte, common usage dropped the initial 'pizza'. Originally, it pertained to opera, and referred to the final singer of any operatic piece.
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pinanio
pinanio an artifact of nanotechnology, a piano that fits on the head of a pin
parcelectus
parcelectus - animal spared from slaughter by special fiat. Best known example is the "pardoned turkey".
monasistic
monasistic having a birthmark in the shape of the Mona Lisa
pimseotic
Pimseotic Hearing voices in the head, but all are speaking different languages. Possible result of too many Pimsleur courses.
cravenous
cravenous--a false feeling of hunger brought on by extreme weasel-like behaviour
Incremeasure
Incremeasure a specialised tape measure that does not register increase in size; antonym Decremeasure a specialised tape measure that does not register reduction in size.
boiltrip
boiltrip - visiting your favorite hot springs
tibolt
tibolt a metal fastener used to connect tie racks to walls
rinocastic
rinocastic - making your nose run
tompter
tompter one who collects male cats
relicious
relicious
ADJECTIVE rĭ-lĭsh´əs
1. Any relic, icon or related religious object.
2. Covetous admiration.
The Pope's red shoes are relicious, dude.
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escarfment
escarfment
1. Christo covering the castle moat with cloth
2. ripping down someone's veil
3. taking over of a textile factory by the military
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tomgirl
in the Uk prostitutes are known as Toms
as you were
That was unknown to me. I though they were called <beep><Beep><BEEP> :mrgreen:
antistitute
and a tomboy refers to a girl who behaves like a boy
antistitue the opposite of an institute - therefore used to refer to outdoors as in the world is my antistitute, let us go antitistute into the sunshine, etc.
borisravia
Quote from: Griffin NoName on April 18, 2008, 07:26:17 PM
and a tomboy refers to a girl who behaves like a boy
That was known to me, so I asked for a definition of the tomgirl (if there was an equivalent girl name*, I would have used that)
borisravia - excessice fandom directed towards a person by the name of Boris (Becker, Jeltsin, Pasternak...)
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seppological
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*like Andrea-Andreas, Julia-Julio, John-Jean, Christian-Christina...
seppological- that which would only make sense to obnoxious Americans.
fair-do-well
fair-do-well
1. A shampoo for extremly blond females of both sexes
2. A professional organizer of country fairs
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gangblue
gangblue-- laid off IBM employees that have gone feral to survive.
splurgearific
splurgearific
being masterful in wasting money on stuff one does not actually need but being able to sell it as the dernier cri in lifestyle (hoping that the story sells well enough to pay the bills)
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lumpazi (that's actually a real word btw)
lumpazi a political movement in Outer Mongolia which believes public funds should be used to clean up horse apples.
redunkenite
Redunkenite:
(n) Mineral found in police stations, believed to be the fossilized remains of ancient doughnuts.
enoptromancy
enotromancy
Magic emanating from the Phantom of the English National Opera
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loporotomy
loporotomy The surgical removal of bunny ears. from live bunnies, sot chocolate ones... :EasterBunnyNibble:
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hongoriffic
hongoriffic
1. relating to an East African musical style
2. relating to Hongoriffa, the sister island of Teneriffa
3. full of gore from a hon
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tramautic
tramautic
neurological condition restricting movement of the feet; sufferers can only travel forwards or backwards; rails and overhead wiring are normally fitted to the floors and celings in their homes to assist movement; grants are available in some western countries.
bollygenetic
bolligenetic
1. affected by a genetic disorder common among Indian filmmakers
2. meatball forming
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shimsa
shimsa
The mountainous region of Eastern Norfolk.
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serpiphaginous
serpiphaginous - tendency towards snake eating
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elgabea
elgabea
Mixed knitting and underwear parties held off the cost of Tuscany.
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sudifenciuos
sudifenciuos pertaining to an overdose of decongestants
holacom
holacom
1. the holistic philosophy of the internet and related networks
2. Dirk Gentley's holistic detective agency online
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segalmedic
segalmedic Member of The Doctors called George Association
settleclick
settleclick - the sound made by seatbelts when operated correctly
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saddleclick (that was what I first read)
saddleclick the sound heard just before falling off the horse
vannore
vannore
1. a strange Scottish custom that is never explained to non-Caledonians
2. A variant of the bagpipe used in Cumberland
3. Scandinavian for drought (lit.: no water)
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holbiplex
holbiplex Cinemas specializing in art films from Romania.
delegrates
delegrates: delegates used to grate a particular opinion or wing. Usually used on top of delecrates.
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delecrates
delecrates---Shipping and storage units for persons attending political conventions, especially ones held in expensive places, especially as the economy circles the drain.
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flunkimental
flunkimental - A person that even flunks the test for being mental and therefore has to chose a career as a televangelist of the "Robertson and Falwell are hellbound leftist hippies" type
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sorgamisticly
sorgamisticly- adv. indicating a quality of fatal sweetness- as in some young sorghum plants, which contain cyanide. Example: "Though my eyes were bewitched, my heart was repelled by her sorgamisticly stilted way of expressing herself."
inefflitude
inefflitude The state of being intentionally ineffable. Can be signaled by flashing a purity (http://www.purityrings.com/) ring...
tellerides
tellerides - minerals that show the Jahn-Teller effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jahn-Teller_effect) in their crystal structure.*
shillurite
*that could actually be genuine
shillurite Mineral the decomposing remains of politicians eventually becomes.
ex: Archaeo-geologists announced today the discovery of vast deposits of shillurite in an site once known as Washington.
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karmalized
karmalized - fated for fossilization
kormatellous
kormatellous
type of stain on clothes that reveal that the wearer has been eating curry
birkhead
birkhead- a dishevellment of the hair due to wearing one's burkha too long on a hot, summer day.
fisperate
fisperate - desperation 1.5 notches (3 half-notches) higher
ervoplastic
ervoplastic- An expandable pudding invented by Irving Erveaux. No known practical uses.
bougensteroid
bougensteroid - artificial steroid compound with a 3-bridge between C11 and C8 (in the C ring)
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hopstenosis
hopstenosis drinking of beer through a straw; once popular in the northern towns of England.
logenwit
logenwit--a wooden form of humor.
perspindicular
perspindicular A method of 'eyeballing' the verticality of construction details in older homes.
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Crawlford
Crawlford Name adopted by Joan Crawford during times of extreme inebriation
adlibas
adlibas - sacrificial cakes (lat.: libamen = (food) sacrifice; libarius = baker of cakes)
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margauge
margauge- an inaccurate reading.
faustation
faustation--taking control of an area by circular demonic possession
loborotomize
loborotomize - applying the robot version of the Vulcanian death grip
prolope
prolope: the front part of a gazelle
amphibiolith
amphibiolith
1. a fossil with the characteristics of a surfactant
2. a species of coral that can exist in both fresh and salt water
3. an active stromatolite of "soapy" character
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koprosyne
koprosyne a turd that has got stuck up a nostril
bijounaut
bijounaut- one who frequents the cinema.
expectaliate
expectaliate
1. practising preemptive retaliation (As you do me, I did to you yesterday already)
2. to prepare for retaliation
sempletophile
sempletophile A dyed-in-the-blood-of-the-lamb fan of the Foursquare Gospel Church.
carsinogen
carsinogen - a bug that eats the paint off cars
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mondeblue
mondeblue
(1) An off-color mondegreen.
(2) Risque lyrics to otherwise innocuous songs.
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barbiequeue
barbiequeue
1. ritual roasting of barbie dolls (you saw that coming, didn't you?)
2. Resistance slang for the death row of the Paris Gestapo prison (after Klaus Barbie, its head)
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momopos
momopos: a small, family-run Greek shop.
sleften
sleften--the small, messing up type touches done to effect a certain atmosphere in a location. Opposite of straighten.
snacktentatious
snacktentatious World Health Authority designation for an organism that snacks ten times as much as a healthy individual ~ see endangered species
woebeless
woebeless
1. A magical chant predating aspirin
2. Brand name of a line of ataractics
3. A relative of the Wobbegong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wobbegong)
werlastic
werlastic elastic that suddenly morphs into non-stretchy fibers, depriving the owner of expected support. May be contracted in untended commercial laundries.
fishous
fishous - fish imitate made from soy
kranteltic
kranteltic a Scottish brand of cranberry juice
bancrimony
bancrimony dissension over funds available in the account.
ringkles
ringkles- folds in baggy stockings caused by excess werlastic (see above) action.
phlenphelated
phlenphelated
Before this dies I'll give a definition, although I have no really good idea
suffering from the effects of overdosing the alkaloids from phlenphelia arrabiata
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suptatude
suptatude - A state of intense focus on the act of supping.
torquimonious
torquimonious
1. able to understand the labyrinthine ways of modern business
2. suffering form compulsive contortionist syndrome
3. Speaking or writing in sentences so complicated that the brain is tied in knots trying to understand or at least follow
larkamissive
larkamissive
A style of parenting popular in the US at present, in which the parent blithely assumes that their child is unable to be a problem for others and therefore allows it/them to run wild at any given moment.
insolinnosense
insolinnosense the inability to taste salt
sumpery
sumpery - The part of the house that is theoretically accessible but which has not been accessed since construction, except by unknown creatures.
phraxyation
phraxyation - shortness of breath brought on by a video game.
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mollumnar
mollumnar- bits of marshmallowy goo that have been caught in your molars all night long. See dental lint.
freishborger
freishborger - a maker of Dutch-style murderous robot-human hybrids.
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unilompic
unilompic - a cerebral dysfunction caused by a unilateral damage to the connection between cerebellum and brain stem
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senkrophagous
senkrophagous - like, of, or exhibiting senkrophagia, the mental disorder defined as an inability to eat unless dancing.
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blange
blange
1. A noxious-appearing bland dessert-like substance. (A close relative once won the Wimbledon.)
2. The sound made when a dull saw blade hits a concrete floor.
intersilience
intersilience- the quality of being able to be in two places at the same time.
porfbarth
porfbarth - member of a wedding entourage whose duty is to clean up behind any jungle cats in the procession.
The word has fallen into disuse since the wedding of Crown Prince Stanislav of Russia in 1628 (commonly known as "the Great Leopard Tragedy" or "Spotted Wednesday"), after which the royal custom of riding a cat-borne litter down the aisle became unfashionable.
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Prepple
quotes removed ~Griffin
prepple ~ the art of arranging displays of cored apples
gonoregan
gonoregan: Aromatic infection.
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Jarable
Jarable
1. of the right size to be put in jars
2. A musical instrument from Western North Africa
3. the inverse of a parable
pelch
pelch a sudden gulping intake of breath
brassic
brassic
1. metallic compound with the same coefficient of expansion as brass
2. the family of cabbage-like plants (lat.: brassica = cabbage)
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somnambutrism
somnambutrism - the act of performing the delivery of an infant while asleep.
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Bazzle
Bazzle: (verb) To dazzle with personal adornments. Used primarily by youth on the bleeding edge of culture.
ex: I be wearin' my bling to bazzle 'em.
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veronikon
veronikon - main compound of the scent of veronika flowers
(http://img.pixelsucht.de/medizin/ehrenpreis.jpg)
http://img.pixelsucht.de/medizin/ehrenpreis.jpg
veronica officinalis
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milerk
milerk time taken out to appreciate small fuzzy animals..."It's milerk time."
eonimous
eonimous
animals that look for food mainly in the hours of dawn (gr.: eos = (goddess) of dawn)
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harkatops
harkatops especially revealing halter top that makes men stop and go "Hark!!!".
posticle
posticle stalagmite growing on top of the last post
urbivarious
urbivarious
1. town-selective
2. misspelled urbivorious = city-eating (some monsters have a strange diet)
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mülk
mülk a synthetic milk made in Germany - part of mülk and cückies
lactrivial
lactrivial
1. The supporting ingredient in a really good White Russian.
2. The deportment of one who has consumed several White Russians.
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corrination
corrination a long, thin country - example: Chile
subwent
subwent
1. a mild past form of undergo
2. slang for dive
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möcteropee
möcteropee an eye condition characterized by seeing purple squid floating in the air
helicoping
helicoping
1. the way helicopter pilots vent their frustration
2. what DNA transfer-cutinase enzymes do
lobstereyeing
lobstereyeing decision making process at a seafood restaurant
teventical
teventical - of locomotion, in the manner a camel.
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gophonimous
gophonimous- the practice of concealing one's identitiy by going underground. (from gopher + anonymous)
trifengual
trifengual
1. in accordance with the Three Ways of Feng philosophy (Feng Shui, Keng Qi and Feng Kanyu)
2. fengual (see below), funky and feminine at the same time
Katie is the New York based designer behind Katie James, which specializes in fengual, funky and feminine designs. "Fengual" is a Katie James term you can define at katie-james.com.
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laevoscopic
laevoscopic dealing with laevoscopology
laevoscopology the science of creating eye testing charts
predatoristic
predatoristic - jurisprudence in carnivore societies
mangaphone
mangaphone an essential part of Maxwell Smart's shoe
audapted
audapted evolution of auditory sensation; most obvious in Pachyderm.
opoidoquatious
opoidoquatious referring to a 4 headed, 32 tentacled cephalopod
quinluptial
quinluptial - having reached the ace status among marriage swindlers (5 blown weddings in a single day)
meck
meck-a supposed foodstuff that also goes by the name of "Cincinnati Chili", which incorporates kidney beans, pasta, chopped onion, oyster crackers, etc. up to what they call "9 way" which I believe, includes Peeps and possibly coconut flakes. Commonly considered indigestible by humans.
blataphonic
blataphonic
1. character of hifi equipment of very low quality
2. describing GOP-speech
makalatamona
makalatamona
One who complains of the presence (or absence) of armoured spiny rats.
brimborion
brimborion a sub-atomic particle that exist just on the edge of reality
scrumshaw
scrumshaw
carved bone depicting the glorious moment when William Webb Ellis cheated so dramatically at football.
zythepsary
zythepsary a store which sells placebos to hypochondriacs
cookles
cookles
1. special safety googles for using during cooking or during cookie fights
2. anti-cookie software
pachtoleg
pachtolegs : three legged elephant race
castrovalva
castrovalva
1. A Cuban designer label
2. Plumbing in castles
serracone
serracone (N) An A-frame shaped greenhouse.
blasfilmy
Blasfilmy TMproduct available in spray cans for covering undesirable people with a coating to prevent them perverting others
quopworthy
quopworthy a person rewarded for shaving their head bald - rewards usually consist of hats or head scarves to hide said bald head
wooterwill
wooterwill
1. the nerdy cousin of the Whippoorwill
2. The will of the wOOt-er
crongue
crongue- a cramping of the oral cavity caused by fits of high-pitched cackling. Shortened from the Old English: Crone's tongue.
susplishion
susplishion a competitive game played by law enforcement officers to stop and search the highest number of citizens during each shift; officially banned but epidemic
worglemuzzling
worglemuzzling the act of placing duct tape across the mouth of a worgle
worgle an Australian version of a hobbit, known for its inability to SHUT UP!!!
wenterfare
Wenterfare: retail term, the undignified morass of people struggling to get the bargains in the sales thirty seconds after Christmas
kentledge
kentledge a structure built to support the weight of tennis players while approaching the Royal Box at Wimbledon; this term was first used in June 2008
riposuction
riposuction [N] An X-treme form of liposuction favored by world-class bodybuilders. Although officially banned, underground riposuction clinics help competitors plagued by less-than-perfect genetics and metabolisms to achieve long-term results and physiques that are "ripped" to top-flight competition standards.
creviss
creviss - a faux Swiss sweet produced in China for consumption in the US (attempted import to Switzerland may result in death of importer)
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ploerose
ploerose a wild flower found only in Romania near the city of Ploesti
arkenstrad
arkenstrad
1. Military rank in the Boer militia (and in some SF movies)
2. Part of an astronomical instrument
3. Jiddish swear word
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pollrie
pollrie: Ancient Pictish title, (about the same level as Earl), responsible for the maintenance of the High King's (Ard-Righ) cattle fences.
pogonotrophy
pogonotrophy - the science of diminishing the growth of great apes (are you interested in our bonsai chimps?)
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tungsfandl
tungsfandl- a German lovemaking technique.
(Well, somebody had to say it!)
senflunder
senflunder
1. Austrian for: not enough mustard
2. East Asian pigmy flounder 8weighing just one sen)
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haemofecic
Quote from: Swatopluk on July 14, 2008, 01:21:47 PM
(are you interested in our bonsai chimps?)
:ROFL:
haemofecic blood clots in the shape of unicorns; believed to foretell a death by the Fecic Tribe.
tiptorpedal
tiptorpedal
An adaptive driving aid for those drivers with cloven feet. It assists in distinguishing the brake pedal from the accelerator, and can also be used (you'll need two) with a manual transmission, providing there are no problems with cloven hands for the gearshift.
mongrefulistic
mongrefulistic - regarding the feng shui aspects of pets of debatable ancestry
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hamparete
hamparete - A form of concrete with the aggregate made from recycled Christmas hampers.
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squilliferous
squilliferous - belonging to the cephalopoda pennata genus of feathered squid
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sombrat
sombrat- a German sausage wearing a Mexican hat.
Losferatu
Actually, Los Feratu: a mexican vampire mariachi group.
Marrot
Marrot: a result of gene-splicing, resulting in a blue and gold root vegetable (Daucus ararauna)
Obdiplostemonous
Obdiplostemonous A much-touted excavated marine skeleton, exhibited in the US Midwest during the 19th century as a "missing link" between sea flora and cephalopods. Later debunked as a hoax.
plandishment
plandishment: small decorative curlicue used to enhance the tactile feel of a gentleman's bone-handled walking stick.
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exfauxsay
exfauxsay - new(s)speak for exposed deliberate canard ("It was no lie, it was an exfauxsay that slipped past the editors and lectors!")
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paraloquittishwaran
paraloquittishwaran small decorative curlicue used to enhance the tactile feel of a lady's bone-handled parasol;
. see also plandishment
plagarism
plagarism - the compulsive urge to run your head against walls or hit yourself otherwise. Known triggers for this disorder are exposure to a certain type of pundit, televangelists and Korean attempts at humor( ;))
hittorph
hittorph- one who tends to morph into a Hittite from head to uh- other-extremities- at a moment's notice.
Ungle
Ungle - Mongolian military rank, commander of the light reserves
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homatalipic
homatalipic - adj., of or pertaining to a burn sustained as a result of clumsy performance of a religious ritual involving consecrated fire.
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Spont
Spont a form of sponsorship involving a Bishop, a shallow basin, and the exchange of crossed spoons; (look for the sign of the purple raven on the back of the T-shirt).
gardenswine
gardenswine - medieval name for the domesticated English mole rat (now extinct)
http://www.babywit.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/mole-rat-plushielg.jpg
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holpote
holpote - generic term for the leader or chief of a tree-dwelling society.
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Erble (n.b.: American spelling: "erbel")
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on August 13, 2008, 02:38:15 PM
Erble (n.b.: American spelling: "erbel")
Well, that's actually a local word for strawberry in Germany
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Erble (n.b.: American spelling: "erbel")
Erble: position and title in the ancient Court of the Pharaohs in Memphis. High Priest of Doob, ancient Egyptian Goddess of Forgetfulness and Uncertainty, usually depicted as a young woman with huge eyes, and a selection of unwrapped foodstuffs. Literal translation is "Keeper of the Bong", or possibly "Whoaah, Dude", depending on whether you believe the line at the bottom of the cartouche is part of the hieroglyph, or simply vandalism perpetrated by Champollion in 1828, to throw others off track.
honorificabilitudinitatibus
honorificabilitudinitatibus
An amount of money paid to a US doctor by a pharmaceutical company to pimp for a useless, but expensive, new drug the pharma is pushing. The doctor is given HUGE amounts of money to give "continuing education" lectures to OTHER doctors at expensive resorts, and of course the pharmaceutical company picks up the bills for ALL of it, including "spouse programs". The exact amount of the 'fee' paid the speaker depends on exactly how bad the medication is and how willing the doctor is to completely pimp himself for a lousy $50,000 or so. Incidentally, the US consumer and his insurance company will pick up the tab for these expenses, and the totally useless drug will NOT be flogged elsewhere at the cost of $300 or more a month to the unsuspecting patient.
Legislobbyists
Legislobbyists - colloquial corruption of Legless Lobbyists used to describe Lobbyists condition after a night in the bar doing their job of adminstering bribes.
corruptotive
corruptotive
A tricky one this especially as it predates Google...
However a visit to the British Library reveals it's meaning to denote a sort of mediaeval ASBO. Young tots who were caught stealing vittles and the like from village stores were served with 'Ye corruptotyve indenture' and were apprenticed for life to the local Pirate as a cabin boy or deck hand.
Ye forgot to post a new one! :stupid:
bartblackery
bartblackery
1. Calculator with hook attachment and extra wide screen for calculating how many pints of grog have been drunk.
2. To put the curse of Cronan on someone using materials supplied by someone with first hand experience of the Cronan Effect.
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jollylumbering
jollylumbering - enjoying your deforestation activities far too much
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trilpit
trilpit The indentation where all three legs meet inside a tripod.
barbie-queue
Barbie-queue:
- line of plastic looking girls at the Gap.
- cannibalistic ritual involving young insecure girls, frequently topped with silicone.
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Brucheeta
Brucheeta
Menu item a the Tuscaloosa, Alabama "Continental Restaurante of Furriner Type Foods". It consists of margarine and Velveeta cheeze melted over a split loaf of cheap white bread, then sprinkled with the Fake Cheeze packets from generic Mac n Cheese/Kraft dinner boxes. (Expensive, 'cause you gotta throw out all them little macaroni noodles.)
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serendipitydoo
serendipitydoo- the hairstyle that results from putting gel in your hair, then being distracted by something else until your hair hardens into some quite unexpected formation.
quagpyre
quagpyre
1. US foreign policy with extra napalm
2. Slash and burn in the swamp
3. fen fire/will-o'-wisp that got out of hand
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palinesque
Palinesque: qualifying for membership in The Ministry of Silly Talks
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Tricornish Gamends
Tricornish Gamends
Medieval game, similar to shinty, football, witch-ducking and bowling, but where three teams compete, and the losers spend a day in the stocks.
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mushfaker
mushfaker: Victorian colloquial. An itinerant Bat Wing repairer who gathered up broken or damaged bats from the nearest belfry and using great skill and ingenuity made 'Good' or 'Faked' bats and released them back into the wild. Any excess bat wings were made into umbrellas to be sold at Petticoat Lane market. A now almost forgotten legend told of one 'Batwing Jack' a 'mushfaker' who went mad, created his own 'batwings' and flew about the London skyline praying on young ladies by stealing their purses and umbrellas.
BARTIE: where's yer new word matey??? have PMd him ~Griffin
I'm not entirely clear about this thread because mushfaker was a real word (an umbrella repairer)...but I am assuming we're being all creative and making up stuff so here goes...
Sheepsnadger
Sheepsnadger--a parasite that causes sheep to tap dance?
Dimongery
Dimongery - the portion of a banana processing facility where the fruit are placed in two-pack sleeves. From "mong", a portmanteau of "man thong", a.k.a. a "banana hammock".
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Larm
Larm:
1. truncated alarm
2. English noise of German origin (Lärm)
3. very slow harm
4.The Cat of Hell (the feline analogue to Garmr)
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henkletop
henkletop : unknown oppostion.
Derivation The opposition of the Henkletop family was a constant worry to the Woodentop Family in the BBC programme The Woodentops, but were never seen, referred to, or acknowledged in any way in the programme.
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corplasterer
corplasterer: The man in charge of applying barnacles to the bottom of boats and ships.
Demi-searcher
Demi-searcher
A part-time Zen monk looking for enlightenment only after hours (being a sales manager for Gautama Butter Inc during daylight hours)
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Hermhephaistoid
Yes, I'll take this one chaps:
Hermhephaistoid: A swelling of the groin affecting Hermits, believed to be caused by the prolonged isolation from members of the opposite sex or in the case of Herman's Hermits members of the same sex.
New word:
Slubbdubberer
Slubbdubberer A member of the Boy Scouts who has won the badge for leading Slubdub ceremonies, which are usually performed after laying the ground sheet in a newly errected tent.
Browncast
Browncast: Live broadcast of Gordon Brown's every move.
O.o
Disinflasticator
Disinflasticator: the relief valve on a penile implant.
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Teb
Teb
An African tribe in Uganda. Their mythical (and mystical) ancestor En (=chief) Teb allegedly founded the former capital city of Entebbe.
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marcino
marcino- the male flower of the maraschino cherry tree, also known as "Marascello" in parts of Italy.
coiptode
coiptode
The third electrode in a rotary current galvanic cell
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sorimphistic
sorimphistic- What Jim Henson said when he pulled his achy, sweaty hand out of the Yoda puppet for the last time.
(Ooh, that was bad. Sorry! :mrgreen: )
umflik
umflik - n. Resting point. Originally an Inuit word meaning "where the sled dogs refuse to go any more until they get treats and belly rubs".
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Grigular
Grigular: when one has listened to the Peer Gynt Suites on a loop until tired of it.
Rebelations
Rebelations : n. pronounced "webelations"; a book widely quoted in certain types of films like the Life of Brian
wheelmeat
Wheelmeat
1. synonym for roadkill
2. Bear (and tiger) slang for cabriolet drivers
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plainful
plainful--both easily seen and hurtful
It was plainful that the McSame/Failin ticket was going down in a heap of their own invective, but nobody cared enough to point it out to them.
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crunchilicious
crunchilicious
The description of the sweets of the Whizzo Chocolate Company in their ads (written by Mr.Milton (http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/crunchy.htm))
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to richardthird - to give roses that are an inappropriate colour for the occasion or relationship to the recipient.
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Gleepcake
Gleepcake - A Scottish/Irish delicacy (and a very delicate topic when the real origin is discussed. Don't try that at home!)
aniletics
Aniletics [N] Advanced Philosophical Biology.
Derived from: (anə) to breathe + (leit) to go forth, die
bowdlerdash
bowdlerdash - a deviant form of decoration, where unpleasant pebbles are omited, used to spruce up the external walls of housing
congregarious
congregarious - easily to herd; metaphorically also sheep-minded as in "follow the leader".
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heteromiletics
heteromiletics n. members of subgroup of the Mile High Club - the other major subgroup being the homomiletics
consequelation
consequelation: (n) an equation designed to estimate the consequences of any proposed decision.
Greekufen
Greekufen--fens populated by very small Greek men.
Gregorihafen--
Gregorihafen a half-way house for monks trying to give up chanting.
Quackmire
Quackmire: applies to a thread that has been overrun and trapped with ducks against its will (see The Last Post thread).
Swapato
Swapato
1. my personal duckomania
2. a Czech martial art
3. Zapata's Czech twin
4. a musical tempi term (stumbling presto)
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hakanakawaka
Hakanakawaka (usually capitalized in English)
A Hawaiian Jewish celebration, occasioned by the eating of ducks roasted in raisins and pineapple, served on a bed of grits and poi.
Festilubrigous
Festilubrigous The portion of Festivus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus) set aside for the Airing of Grievances, when the overall tone takes a distinct downward turn.
Thanksglibbing
Thanksglibbing The offering of Thanks when one feels totally ungrateful and/or detests the Thanks catalyst. Often accompanied by a fake smile, or sycophantic grin.
Polliblustering
Polliblustering
1. Answering polls mindlessly just parroting talking points
2. behaving like a RW pundit (delivering said talking points)
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Mortrage
Mortrage:
1. the emotional state of the holders of teaser-then-usury-adjustable rate loans once the rate shoots up.
2. the general attitude of consumers toward the banks that make those loans.
satabanker
satabanker
Santa's evil accomplice (and twin) that turned Xmas into a pure commercial occasion (and hid the Olympic Park Bomber in the reindeer herd allowing him to hide from the authorities in plain sight)
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turskay
turskay : term of derision used in the music industry indicating the offending person is a Trotskyite Uber-Riche Ska Yodeller.
winklerate
winklerate n.- the fee that Henry Winkler (aka "The Fonz") charges to appear on talk shows. Fairly reasonable these days.
gorgetastarium
gorgetastarium
The tastebuds of the gourmet snake (Bocusopython delicatus), located not on the tongue but far up the throat.
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Halswette
Halswette what halls do after being decked with boughs of holly and chestnuts roasting on an open fire for a month or so.
busbunckle
busbunckle an informal picnic attended by all members of a particular bus family
{ usually such families include various Red London buses, the occasional Green Country bus, a charabanc or three, etc. but the exact complement depends on many factors }
Faradingworth
Faradingworth
1. The kick robot junkies get out of touching highly charged condensators
2. An Iranian novelty brand name
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Abshneiding
Abshneiding: the act of refusing to polish doorknobs
herismial
herismial
lit. meaning: yesterday's dig
The 24 hour output of a mine divided by the number of miners, thus describing the general productivity as in "the introduction of improved belt-conveyors and high pressure pneumatic hammers has increased the herismial by 25 kg ore".
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sevalente
sevalente- a kind of wine that is only drunk during the pre-Easter Catholic fasting time. (No color, no alcohol, really just overpriced water in a goblet- there, we've said it.)
yxyxyatl
Yxyxyatl--Mayan Goddess of hot chocolate and spear throwing. Has one blue eye and one brown eye, and can inflate balloons with the power of her mind.
baroungining
baroungining "Happy Hour" in watering holes favored by homosewuals.
collieflower
collieflower euphemism for Lassie's flatulence, which was a serious problem off camera
applitis
applitis
1.inflammatory reaction to malfunctioning software
2.addiction to software updates with additional gimmicks
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heterosewual
heterosewual: A non-gay designer and constructor of women's clothing, a straight tailor that specializes in less constructed clothing than traditional suits.
credulicious
credulicious: the delightful taste that occurs when a deserving someone's credibility is nom nom nomed by the press.
Skutterby
Skutterby - a servant responsible for polishing the pets of the household (from Dickens).
Spile
Spile:
(1) fay-ette of froooots in de souf. They spile indy heat.
(2) syn of a-fixin: "He's a-spilin fer a fy-ette".
nostroles
nostroles
A pair of nose adornments that give off a perfume smell
marodols
marodolsTM - A range of pirate action figures
Quigle
Quigle
abbreviation for quick giggle aka laugh-a-second
Originally a trademark of Instajoke Inc. but now more common as a term for "thing that is funny for just a moment before one realises that it is not at all". Example: Clown 1 blasts Clown 2 with a shotgun. Laugh stops when audience realises that Clown 1 used real buckshot (on the other hand clowns are less into causing just giggles, so the example might not be the best possible).
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Mamaphine
Mamaphine (TM) a newly released tranquilizer for mothers
livratoline
livratoline (TM) - a brand of book lubricant.
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swooshfoonialism
swooshfoonialism--In the Vonnegutian tradition, a proud and meaningless association of Nike enthusiasts who have chosen to elevate their oddity to a philosophic endeavor, or way of life.
gyrospeculative
gyrospeculative : a gathering of post office workers at which burnt offerings are made to prevent the closure of post offices ~ rarely successful
triconclavicle
triconclavicle
1. Mini meeting* (three attendants) of bishops
2. a bone disease/malformation affecting the collar bones leading to a three-forked structure.
*conclave; conclavicle is the diminutive form
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sonosplashy
sonosplashy : a group of sleep disorders; the commonest form is seen in sufferers who emit prolonged snores, each rising to a crescendo of sound that is abruptly terminated by the ejaculation of snot, saliva and sputum over huge distances.
foliomyelitis
foliomyelitis
1. a mould that infects plant leaves and clogs the arteries that carry the water
2. an allergy to parchment, aka Librarian's disease, possibly a reaction to a fungus realted to the one in 1.
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hakawakaloph
hakawakaloph Witchita Indian name for the jackalope
(http://www.sudftw.com/jackalope1.gif)
jentalistic
jentalistic - related to the boy scouts of Neckargemünd (aka the Kochemer Jent)
includes using Rothwelsh, the German bandit and beggar argot.
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hemphat
hemphat a seamstress that sews dresses for plus-size women
warsanance
warsanance
The ratings increase of TV networks during wartime as compared to the peacetime baseline
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olbirach
olbirach: one whose sole means of transportation is a dog sled
umbarge
umbarge : to depart in a huff by water transport
captcorelli
captcorelli - a playing style for wind instruments, named after the composer Arcangelo Corelli
sensenbrenner
sensenbrenner- David Brenner's favorite antiquated candy.
godinja
Godinja : results of interbreeding program of Godzilla with Ninja before the last intergalactic ice age. Rare.
potsdacbill
potsdacbill n: The "comfort" flap on special rawhide underwear worn by a little known group of reclusive monks from the Netherlands
quiltjam
quiltjam
1. a textured jam mixture that resembles tartan
2. a night at the Scottish disco
3. a Celtic revival band from Ipswich
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opnotic
opnotic : addicted to watching procedures in hospital operating rooms; addiction to hospital soap operas; false sense of being operated on in hospital; a type of injection given to wake patients up after overdoses of anaesthetic; a class of medication used to treat addiction to playing hopscotch in certain areas of London; admirers of the legendary Opsanus Tau.
farangulate
farangulate a means of calculating distances by shouting, "How far is it?"
llaximizing
llaximizing (U.S.) promotion of Welsh stomach remedies used during the Bush regime at detention centres
strawmongering
strawmongering v. 1. selling hay bales to go cart tracks 2. lit. dealing in straw
strawmongerer n. one who sells straw men to fundamentalists
damonneed
damonneed from the Saxon; variant spelling having knees shaped like plums; cf. Agafa's Litany: beware the bearer of bad news be he damonneed.
osqacious
osqacious - likely to win a movie award in the United Arab Emirates
metaphorical: a female that despite proper veiling works like a sex magnet and therefore stars in that type of movies
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tengrile
tengrile describing a person having the proper number of toes
stallica
stallica: A glamorous individual domiciling space for your ultimate llama or moose. An upgraded, generally wired for surround sound, stall. See also, Pimp My Barn, on HGTV.
morosive (varian, also acceptable, in morrosieve)
morosive - composite of "moron" and "corrosive", a special kind of stupidity causing heavy long-term damage by eating away the very foundations of rationality
sempreticious
sempreticious having been lightly seasoned with dill and ginger
carticulous
carticulous the heady feeling one gets after spending more than one can afford buying stuff one doesn't really need from several websites in rapid succession
pondispode
pondispode the small bone found at the end of one's nose that is responsible for snobbish looks
dramfaro
dramfaro
public transport (streetcar) in Naples
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hafla
hafla a small drinking mug used in Latvian Easter festivals
teloray
teloray - (n) an electrical beam used by the government to spy on crazy people's minds. Can penetrate everything but a tin-foil hat.
Blombustule
Blombustule the seed from which a Blomburg grows
tsuladi
tsuladi varinat spelling: tsulardi huge wave of lard which overwhelms top chef's kitchens (usually, but not only, on April Fool's Day)
fotheringolism
fotheringolism philosophy that all blue eyed people have the right to free beer
esquitor
esquitor A device for killing squires.
trougle
trougle a medieval outlaw known for robbing the poor to give to the rich (cf. tax collector)
emceiver
emceiver - an emergency one-way radio
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knightler
knightler someone who specialises in rescuing vrigins
pondospuric
pondospuric adj. describing a person that believe Santa Claus lives at the South Pole
japrelistic
japrelistic-Followers of an ancient Teutonic cult that believed the only way to win favor with the gods was to offer up engraved listings of their secret names.
mordentonic
mordentonic - a tonic so bitter that it leads to lockjaw
paranephlis
paranephlis skin condition leading to extreme itching of the buttocks
formethon
formethon = inspired by the Moonwalk, an extreme sport in which breast prosthesis are tossed over a bar to raise money for charity
garganberrald
garganberrald an extremely large zit
levtionoy
levtionoy--The psychic outcome of too much levitation.
Parsnippinous
Parsnippinous - averagely tetchy
Graffious
Graffious an overly zealous fan of Steffi Graff
thompitious
thompitious- adjective describing a typical 1980's New Wave Hairdo in the manner of The Thompson Twins (http://www.google.com/musica?aid=Pz5sLTAymzD&ei=PinaSc-5KqXWlQeMy-m9DA&sa=X&oi=music&ct=result).
sawduct
sawduct means of detaching something connected with duct tape
bermykiln
bermykiln: an oven for drying soggy Bermuda shorts.
Here's another one inspired by one of my many typos:
vampure
vampureTM = an ointment for treating bites from Lesbian Vampires
sogosturt
sogosturt - a variety of yoghurt that never became popular outside of Mongolia (even where it was not known how it was made)
hoershlen
hoershlen oath used by German women, meaning literally, "Who left the toilet seat up?"
incarstrial
incarstrial
The natural development of the justice industry analog to the drive-in/thru fast food restaurants.
Alternative but in the same area: The judge and jury are mobile and do the trial in parking lots near the clients' residences
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whorpslive
whorpslive- adjective meaning both whorled and warped, but also alive.
ex: "My, but this rose is whorpslive!"
severything
severything the act of divesting onself of all worldly goods (as when going into a nunnery or taking up serious budhism). rare
plyglotnot
plyglotnot a new synthetic tire material known for its phosphorescent property
phegial
phegial--a supefluous semi-digit extending from the second joint of the 2nd tarsal digit. Generally, when found, someone has painted a daisy on it. (See also, Brothers, The Smothers, for their musical rendition of "I've Got a Daisy on My Toe".)
prehensillation
prehensillation the grafting of a monkey's tail to a point just above a person's buttocks
Note: This should be done to certain people such as Newt Gingrich, who is already a monkey's @$$.
disaleginous
disaleginous - disapproving of algae derived beer foam stabilizers. Essential to all True-Alers
splashtophic
splashtophic- exhibiting a tendancy towards becoming splashtophied.
glebnif
glebnif (Russian, derived form the character Gleb in "Original War"): grumbly and morose on the outside put dependable in times of need
gurrier
gurrier--Obsolete occupation: one who fashions garments from the entrails of an slain animal (see also: furrier)
Pongariant
[Pongariant
1. Nown. Limited Use, Domestic: Indoors: A popular makeover item for Extra Large Toitlet Initiation Rights on Tea Plantations.
2. Nown. External Use; Outdoors. Spray can. One puff and it emits a single-dose environmently- friendly fully-biodegradable noise for
elimination of the odour of incontinental (portabple patant pendinf)
rear anatomy messes of any number of a variety of species. Viz. anaimal deterrent by
sheer horror of pong.
3. Noun. Commercial. Usage. Large quantities are sprayed from overhead planes to corral the free world-wide population into a small square
mile (fondly called The City, in England) where workers will be relieved - by a cervical procedure called
Botomboby of the frontal brain lobe of their anatonmy using only javignation approved laptop and keyboard.
Rumour: Goat Starer maye have some peaceful riot force rallied around for the demo on the anti Pongariant March on Saturday last but there will be anotherf chance nex week with GOAT freebies.
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serendoppity
serendoppity when two things share not one single quality in common
greptiphobic
greptiphobic- possessing an unreasonable fear of golf gloves (http://solutions.3m.com/wps/portal/3M/en_US/Greptile/Home/Greptile/Technology/).
squagular
squagular ~ the angle of the arrows on convicts clothing, measured from the perpendicular - base to arrowhead. Not applicable to downwards pointing arrows.
ferniferus
ferniferus - a geological subcategory describing rocks that are porous enough that ferns can grow on them and aslo contain enough soluble minerals to suppport the growth.
montihey
montihey greeting used in the Deep South for the host of Lets Make a Deal
markloft
markloft habit employed by bankers whereby they spray their Canary Wharf appartments with their own urine to thwart reposession orders and bailiffs.
yerganblast
yerganblast - The effect of firing the Tibetan fork gun (yergan)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Bundesarchiv_Bild_135-KB-12-036,_Tibetexpedition,_Tibeter_mit_Gabelflinten.jpg)
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motifloot
motifloot Eastern European musical instrument resembling a cross between a ukulele and bag pipes
pressedigious
pressedigious - A class of award given only to drunken journalists writing exclusively in Franglais or Deutschlish.
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Quadratificable
Quadratificable ~ the part of sewers well known for their propensity for humans to be cornered and devoured by a minimum of four rats before having a chance to send a telegram for help. archaic
Lustbaubled
Lustbaubled the condition of being completely confused when encountering an extremely beautiful person of the opposite sex
premcomparc
premcomparc
a trademarked family of psychotropic drugs marketed by Ripjou Inc. (PRC)
Effects are increased consumerism and acceptance of higher insurance fees (it's targeted at notorious misers).
Side effects are decrease of logical thinking capabilities. Rumored to be an ingredient in the Rockstar brand of energy drinks*
*linked to the ultra-nutty Michael 'Whiner' Savage
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septilarc
septilarc - someone who has been bankrupt seven times
tenticate
tenticate aggressive, righteous camping: "He's going to tenticate all the National Parks this summer".
cranicals
cranicals
1. a crane rabbit hybrid
2. a very small crane (kak the hummingvrane)
3. A very aggressive specie sof headlice
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somnamvol
somnamvol: drug against insomnia retired from the market due to severe side effects including somnambulism and dementia.
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nutinatol
nutinatol : canned nourishing drink recommended for use when exploring coral islands and reefs.
tantrical
tantrical - a specialised pocket calculator for calculating the perfect tanning time (max tan with minimum melanoma) in the solarium.
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wrtilec
wrtilec- the language spoken in Wrt.
boufhep
boufhep
1. informal French term for bull run
2. (from Louisiana French): instigator of a stampede
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vertone
vertone: mus. a hard to get muted overtone specific of stringed instruments.
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lutin
lutin - musical toilet paper
parfleet
parfleet: large parfait with several small ones surrounding it.
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jellokeet
jellokeet (TM) - a toy parakeet made from soft plastics
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verdonkin
Hello! Anyone at home?
Or is the verdonkin so terrible that noone will define it?
verdonkin : an as yet undiscovered beach animal with green fur which children love to ride
vinklesplut
It is... OMG.. it is so awful....! Verdonkin is... used for... I can barely type... I shouldn't have even typed it's name. It's something so unspeakable, so disturbing... please don't make me... no, please don't, no! NOOOOOOOOoooooooo............! (pull yourself together!) Ok, OK, I'll say it! Verdonkin is a cake, OK? A cake made with cauliflower, cabbage, and some other boiled vegetables, and it brings horrible childhood memories, OK? So don't ask again.
PS: Griffin is wrong, the animal isn't undiscovered but something to lure children to eat the disgusting cake.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I'll leave Griffin's word: vinklesplut
Oh no! I was duped. I believed that ancient wise looking man who told me about the beach animals....... must be more careful who I talk to.
As you were....... vinklesplut.
No one cam enlighten me on the meaning of vinklesplut ?
Vinklesplut was the home village of the Rumplestiltskin clan.
gastropareidolia
gastropareidolia - worship of the stomach as a second deity
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mangatopy
mangatopy: the sum of societal developments portrayed in Japanese manga comics.
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urotastic
urotastic
1. addicted urine drinker (yes, there are such people)
2. urotastic tissue - inner lining of the prostate gland
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homenculi
homenculi- any small likenesses of writer Homen Borgohain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homen_Borgohain).
pilsnester
pilsnester - species of bird that build their nests from discarded lager bottles. Most commonly found in Belgium.
Echomuster
Echomuster- the courage one must summon to yell into a reverberating space when one cannot stand the sound of his own voice.
dennaflad
dennaflad : the ability to act like Daniel in the Lions Den
sporantanious
spor(r)antanious - relating to the sudden transformation into a Scotsman in full regalia
also relating to unpredictable movements of the sporran in case of energetic behaviour by the wearer.
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matoclet
matoclet- (noun): a tiny double-headed hoe used exclusively to harvest raisins and peanuts from Chunky bars (http://www.blaircandy.com/chcabar24.html?gclid=COiTw_Hhpp0CFeRL5Qod4Vck2A).
boscrum
boscrum (also bo'scrum): petty officers moonlighting as rugby players.
channelloni
channelloni
1. a type of ersatz pasta products served on ferries
2. a medium channeling exclusively Italian chefs
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vitadella
vitadella - general term for any sandwich meat served live.
ooae
ooae
1. The Easter Island god of pain (the Hawaiian equivalent is Oaiee)
2. person suffering from vocalia exclusiva nonconsonantica extrema
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vardaph
vardaph - in the Holy Roman Empire, the seargeant-at-arms who had the task of guarding a duke's toilet.
Crumpular
Crumpular adjective used to describe the painfully comical motions of a person who is experiencing cramps.
example: Doris found herself walking with a decidedly crumpular gait about once a month.
nogphose
nogphose : pre-cursor to full blown fear of noses (nogphobia)
ligmaturmic
ligmaturmic- a "life is good" euphoria experienced by mature people who suddenly realize they ought to appreciate it before it's done.
blopscate
blopscate - to rollerskate while chewing bubblegum
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hornbostel
a bostel made of horn. Used in the snoophling industry for grappling the mung.
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grustitudinous
grustitudinous - related to the soft crust bread production (aka vile abomination against breaddom)
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antigrews
antigrews ; Heavy metal plates secured to top of heads of children during execssive growth spurts
luscivious
luscivious- pertaining to the ogling of desserts.
i.e. "She gazed lusciviously at the pastry wagon as it passed her table."
ruteric
ruteric - obscene rhetoric prompted by boredom with routine, e.g. "I've effing had it with this effing job and paying the bleeding mortgage...."
hanglage
hanglage
1. a district of Bochum (Ruhr area, Germany) {this to my knowledge happens to be actually true}
2. sex on a plane (not aeroplane) at 45° angles to horizontal
3. a specially decorated rope for ceremonial executions by hanging
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zefive
Zefive: A group of prominent English composers educated in the Paris Conservatory. ;)
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Foxopath/foxopathy
Foxopath/foxopathy A healer/healing curing by showing certain films. Based on homeopathic 'opposites' principle, so that e.g. dribbling is treated with hard porn.
sumpilence
sumpilence: The practice of taking medicine capsules at random
cosmodraken
cosmodraken: used to describe someone who explores unkown urban environments
rattlepist
rattlepist - biker rattlesnake
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soretrage
soretrage: the callous cynicism that follows repeated outrages.
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numbdifference
numbdifference noun
1. The terminal stage of Compassionate Conservatism
2. The heartbreak of Compassion Fatigue
clawstrophonic
clawstrophonic adj.
capable of playing 78 rpm gramophone records by dangling a cat over the rotating turntable
phustication
phustication: beginning a list by entering the first item (slang from the Deep South)
brittige
brittige : a brittle plastic replica of Brigitte Bardot often given to young girls to assist them in understanding certain facts of life. Overuse of the brittige causes it to shed body parts, thus providing realistic information.
cornpuscle
cornpuscle - a microscopic biological capsule containing a dreadful old joke
splinge
splinge
1. to splize a splint
2. the bilge outlet
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honeypalm
honeypalm
The second most delightful part of a lady.
EDIT:
The third most delightful part of a lady.
whoople
whoople - a stutterer in the process of squealing
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rumpletub
rumpletub - The Rumbletum song (http://www.popmusicinfo.com/show_recording.php?search_word=LE&radio_search=song&rec_number=22538) by a singer with a severe cold.
Phlistic
phlistic
1. the way of the shortspoken Philistine
2. a clyster for gases
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homongoose
homongoose : pronounced ho-mo-en-goo-ss to prod a homophobic person playfully in the behind in N dimensions
dorsalpiblation
dorsalpiblation - back injury suffered by someone who got the good book thrown at him
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fyslexic
fyslexic - having the reading ability of a first-year student (i.e. practically illiterate.)
droodle
droodle - English version of the old visual joke riddle
Like this one:
What is this?
(http://toadfishmonastery.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=922.0;attach=831)
A Mexican riding a bike
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thereaudishire
I see the joke, but I'll spoil it, just to be awkward:
thereaudishire - the British word for thereaudisrental
thnool
this word was once used in the Goon Show by Henry Crun, aka Peter Sellers, and I've always wondered what it meant
thnool: an implement for keeping your thnose clean
thnose
thnose - a nose with all the eaugh picked out of it
potomorantic
potomorantic - the way of dyslexic morons on the Potomac (aka Wasunhingetonians)
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ljgF_mjweJOCpM:http://memewatch.com/thelist/archives/pix/morans.jpg)
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ljgF_mjweJOCpM:http://memewatch.com/thelist/archives/pix/morans.jpg
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perhinged
perhinged - having an excess of bendy joints, like a pickpocket's right arm or a politician's conscience.
mungled
mungled - hit by a mungonel (rodent throwing catapult)
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aryanople
aryanople - the pre-Greek name for Istanbul in the nth cent. BC when it was occupied by the Aryans under Gasibotomes the Repulsive.
porkster
porkster : a compulsive lier
rapidfrump
rapidfrump the effect of sleeping late on a weekend, when the omission of a single grooming step results in a disaster larger than the sum of its parts.
teflongeloids
teflongeloids - a special coating used by advertisers, lobbyists, politicians and other habitual liers in areas where acountability protection is vital.
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weaselglide
weaselglide - a 1920s dance akin to the Polecat Polka. Gave way to the Ferret Frolic in 1926.
gronkers
Gronkers - A Danish heavy metal Lur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lur) band
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nkst
nkst : the act of abreviating an abreviation.
lowpackling
lowpackling: the art of packing in small bags that fit below your seat.
Xensorship
Xensorship - cutting out all references to undesirable races.
E.g. on the planet Fooplegloop all references to the Ngk are banned from the tellyoids in case the Whooples become psychowobblically unstable.
phrotulous
phrotulous: suffering from abdominal cramps due to an allergy to butterflies
hectorama
Quote from: DavidH on March 19, 2010, 04:18:44 PM
Xensorship - cutting out all references to undesirable races.
Currently done in the revision of Texas school textbooks. (Almost) all references to blacks* and latinos in US history are removed (together with Thomas Jefferson, the civil rights movement and Ted Kennedy). Even Lincoln was on the removal list until the decision was made to just put him on equal footing with Jefferson Davis. I hope this will result in breaking of the near monopoly of Texan school textbooks in the US (I read that apart from California all other states tend to adopt the Texas standards or to even just import their textbooks from there).
Including Thurgood Marshal, the first black SCOTUS justice, also responsible for Brown v. Board of Education, the case that ended segregation in schools.
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hectorama - a multivision sytem using 100 cameras/screens at the same time
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(to) brownear
brownear verb - to brown-nose, when performed by a very confused or unco-ordinated sycophant.
plaffit
plaffit - triffid after an encounter with a steamroller
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glacid
glacid- (adj) to move very slowly, like a glacier.
example: It took him a long time to catch up, due to his glacid pace.
flestager
flestager (pronounce: flest-ay-ger): The poorly paid guys that 'age' clothes because for some unknown reason new bluejeans have to look as if they had been worn for several yeras already. Btw, a job extremly detrimental to health. In Turkey those doing it suffer from worse silicosis than miners did before ventilation and masks were introduced.
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rantsacking
rantsacking verb
Demanding that deserving others get into Dara O Briain's bag.
cantankardous
cantankardous - (of beer) tasting as if the con-artist behind the bar has filled your tankard from a can and charged you for draught.
spondule
spondule
1. integral part of industrial spinning machines controlling the movement of the individual spindles
2. Title of the official mistresses at the Byzantine court (cf. hierodule = temple prostitute)
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sacroconct
Edit: there is an actual entry for spondule in the Urban dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spondule
sacroconct - having a holy nose, like St Barsogenus the Snyphular.
gronkers
Another Goon Show word. Major Bloodnok (Peter Sellers) frequently exclaimed "Thud me gronkers with a gritclub!"
gronkers: any plural body part that really hurts when you hit it with a gritclub.
Espaceficous
espaceficious - too off even for scifi
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salantero
salantero - a Spanish dance performed in honour of St Bolligrella of Amontillado by a one-legged Gruntador on the back of an enraged bull.
polyfrantic
polyfrantic - the standard mode of RW pundits. Simple fake outrage alone is insufficient
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salonterine
salonterine : hair mousse
wifflespicks
Wifflespicks family yard game, banned along with Jarts from sale in both the US and Canada. Still available in Europe.
Spannedecks
spannedecks - boat/ship decks made not from self-supporting material (wood, metal) but from e.g. cloth, so it has to be spanned.
trampleolein
trampleolein : face cream applied by the feet of Russian peasants
connievariance
connievariance - the difference between any two girls called Connie, expressed in µCv.
shambulistic
shambulistic any experience enhanced by proximity to a ShamWow.
cairnstartsch
cairnstartch - the plasterwork used in neo-megalithic graves (now all the rage in Wales and parts of Scotland)
megaphitic
megaphitic - having a very large phit, or nostril sphincter.
greel
greel : a fishing term ~ application of great force to reeling in whales and suchlike large sea creatures with an ordinary rod. Uasge = t'wer 'adn't 'e ni'ivver used the greel 'ed ne'er a landed it so 'e wuldn't with that there rod an' all.
pecunsive
pecunsive - being a real money drain. Also used as euphemism for 'extremly overprized and of not much use'
meduser
meduser- Obsolete beauty device which promised a fuller head of hair but instead caused beastly follicle growth.
Oonerspasm
Oonerspasm
1. severe case of Spoonerism
2. vocal cord spasm due to overstrong arousal
warcalech
warcalech - a battle canoe of the Ocatatapetl Indians of the Amazon basin. Made from Totlpetl wood sealed with old chewing gum.
numble
numble - very fast sleepwalking
horpsh
horpsh - the violent push required to squeeze a camel through the eye of a weevil.
conpostulation
conpostulation
1. something to use when the opposition does not accept your axioms
2. A crook's claim not to be one
3. ambushing mailmen
mailflop
Ah, the obvious ones now, is it?
mailflop - the UK postal system, especially Parcel Farce.
phunticular
phunticular the hip version of lenticular
wrapsberry
wrapsberry - a fruit whose juice was used for dyeing cloaks, but only for winter use, as in summer wearers would be plagued by clouds of hungry wasps. The Crusaders lost the battle of Al Sh'zamm in 1183 because hordes of monkeys leapt on their wrapsberry cloaks and got in the way.
fimfle
fimfle - the child of a pixie
vorltip
vorltip - the spiky front end of a vorl. See also vorlend, vorlside and vorlotherside.
knoofle
knoofle - Chinese plagiarism brand producing plush toys (original: Knuffel)
knofit
Hello, no definer at home?
knofit (church architecture) - a small semirectangular drenum or postule separating the tympanum of a romanesque plophet from the polyphemal cyclament.
flamunko
flamunco
1) a flamingo-shoebill crossbreed
2) a type of curved flamberge
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sefulcrum
sefulcrum : the lever used by Archimedes to tilt the earth using South East Asia as the tipping point
conversanital
conversanital - in the character of restroom talk
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sinkthighs
sinkthighs : slang descrption used by certain sections of the male community to denote the quality of corpulent ladies thighs. Thought to have originated from discussions of contents of calendars displayed in mechanics workshop garages and mostly associated with an an object used by mechanics as in "Cor me dip stick tells me they are a right pair of sinkthighs".
lobotofunk
lobotofunk
1) lobotomy-like symptoms caused by a certain type of music
2) love of said music caused by prior lobotomy
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to disenfrenchfry
to disenfrenchfry
To be sent down from Burger University
delintellate
delintellate - getting one's internet using licence revoked for e.g. software piracy
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foxecate
foxecate: not used in polite conversation
ayeglasses
ayeglasses: what the foxecaters use?
Fascinance
Fascinance
1) the newest pheromone perfume from L'Oreal
2) a rare fetish involving reed
3) the strange appeal of fascism
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vultage
Vultage: noun; a measurement of the attractive power of deceased animals. I.e, the higher the vultage, the greater the capacity of the carcass to attract scavengers.
Confusticate
confusticate - to beat all common sense out of somebody
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bibligale
bibligale
1. –noun an entertainer who prefers quoting from other's work, esp. from popular movies, rather than creating original material if his own.
2. -verb to quote biblical passages at others with the expectation of altering their beliefs and behaviours.
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core-rigate
core-rigate - the central part of a rigate, or vole slicer
clustivant
clustivant - a class of chemical additives in sewage plants and chemical product processing of colloidal nature. Sub class of anti-detergents
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mangotrope
mangotrope high-end cocktail served to first-class passengers flying Tangent Planes.
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sinema
sinema - the first online orphanage, also slang term for movies that children can watch without parental oversight
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nebelreb
nebelreb- the opposite of berleben
scoplier
scoplier - a small pocket tool for surreptitiously sabotaging bagpipes.
phlappit
phlappit - bird of prey that feasts, while hovering, on bats asleep in caves
crumph
crumph - the sound of a formerly crunchy but now partially soggy edible object being bitten
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sonderbeil
sonderbeil - a special kind of axe for beheading stubborn people
(Geddit, Swato?)
goffle
goffle
1. a trademarked coffee substitute. "That's not coffe, that's..."
2. playing golf at age >90
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horbilling
horbilling - having an account with a prostitute (as opposed to pay as you go)
functwell
functwell: an operational well, opposite of a defunctwell - BP has a defunctwell.
griptionitis
functwell - a well which used to be defunct, but now contains water again.
quaffle
EDIT: Well dang me, Aphos, great minds think alike!
You were first, I vote we carry on from griptionitis
griptionitis - a combined muscle and bone disease leading to deformity in the hand aka bent claw syndrome
quaffle (leaving out the Harry Potter reference) - Trying to speak while drinking (that's worse than speaking while chewing)
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vilbile
vilbile- the kind of bile that fills all great villains
coshblong
coshblong - abbreviation for "my cosh is bloody well longer than your cosh" - prison slang.
aberapplard
aberapplard - an apple orchard on a slope steeper than 45°
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mardercat
mardercat - an extremely vicious feline as pronounced in Bristol, where they probably exist AFAIK.
wheeple
wheeple the part of a referee's whistle which causes a trilling sound.
henscomb
henscomb
1. the typical nest of gallina hexagophilia
2. an accessoire for gay female chickens
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sulvatore
sulvatore - an Italian medication for curing the after-effects of fonganzione.
gruntopulation
gruntopulation calcuulating how many enlisted men persons are required to complete a given operation.
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Fore!septs
Fore!septs - Archaic command to the archers with the poisoned arrows to step forward
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jagalin
jagalin - British sports car with attached musical instrument for purposes of seduction in country lanes.
squassle
squassle
1. a very loquacious snake
2. wrestling in the mud
3. the squash equivalent of water polo
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honkprayer
honkprayer - one of those damn loudspeakers bolted onto a minaret which wake you up at 5am.
flonk
flonk - the sound semi soft or flexible material makes when hitting metal
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hooghies
hooghies - interesting Dutch cigarettes with dried mushrooms, hashish, opium and tulip bulbs.
durg
durg - the stone age predecessor of the dirk. If the Piltdown Man had worn stockings, he would have stuck his durg there like a sgian dubh.
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moneydry
moneydry - the final stage of the process of money laundering
tusp
Tusp- n. sound made by a warthog with ingrowing upper canine teeth.
Mushfaker
Mushfaker - a soft-hearted Eskimo who doesn't like to whip his huskies very hard. (That sort will never get anywhere.)
Catifuge
Catifuge = the sound of a cat dying
rollerbrack
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on May 24, 2010, 12:39:50 PM
moneydry - the final stage of the process of money laundering
Hehe, exactly what I expected :mrgreen:
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rollerbrack - an extension formed like an axehead fitted to roller-skates. Used by the enemies of the skateboard rockers in close combat.
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samletch
Quote from: SwatoHehe, exactly what I expected :mrgreen:
Yes, I nearly added 'thanks for the setup'.
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samletch - Sam Gamgee's nickname in his old age, after he became addicted to Elvish pornography.
glooph
glooph - rather old and worn-out glyph. It's like doing cross-stich with a hoofnail
sertirner
sertirner- someone who asserts that he is certain in a Ted Turner kind of way.
blimish
Blimish - the second sect to be founded after the Amish, based on alphabetic progression which favoured strict adherence to life's organization principles.
Cuemish
Cuemish - a practical joke played by prompters at the theatre. In the standard version the cue given is from a slightly different part of the play or it goes off the tangent to another play. A different version cues puns with an intent to make the player corpse.
A famous one occurs in Wagner's Ring. Erda has to sing "Weiche Wotan, weiche" (Go away, Wotan, go away). But weich also means soft. The prompter (or the man playing Wotan) will whisper before that "Was für Eier willst du, harte oder weiche?" (How do want your eggs, hard-boiled or soft?)
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songjarm
songjarm: forcing surrender by playing obnoxious loud music
untrovold
untrovold - not trovold, i.e. covered with a foul-smelling, sticky substance.
crint
crint - a type of rock that looks like flintstone but turns to fine powder when hitting hard objects. Some believe that the Neanderthals were wiped out when they bought a large amount of 'flint' weapons at a bargain price from our ancestors just before the final war started.
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zendubious
zendubious- having reached a zen state through the use of recreational drugs.
example: After smoking a "dubie", Dobie was said to have become zendubious.
tsuboffon
tsuboffon noun An ornamental sword guard in the shape of (or, more rarely, embellished with the feathers of) the Numidian Crane.
(http://library.duke.edu/research/subject/guides/images/japan-images/crane1.jpg)
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koheghitient /ˌkoʊəˈfɪʃ(ə)nt/
koheghitient /ˌkoʊəˈfɪʃ(ə)nt/
1. holding together by the Velcro principle
2. infatuated with the book Ecclesiastes (Kohelet)
3. living according to the traditional rules of the Himalayan Kohe Ghi people
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somnamfool
somnamfool- someone who has been slipped a mickey.
perfletulance
perfletulance - noun
The condition of universal and all-pervading flatulence.
voletrammel
BTW Pieces you did a sneaky there with /ˌkoʊəˈfɪʃ(ə)nt/
voletrammel - the distinctive sounds made by little rodents below the earth or snow cover. Predators (like owls or foxes) use it to locate them.
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voturb
voturb- civil disobedience at the polling place.
minisculature
minisculature
1. the invasion of the privacy of microbes
2. sculptures on the nano-scale, e.g. the copy of Michelangelo's David made with just 25000 gold atoms
3. a new trend in body art: mosaique priercings
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solemnotropy
solemnotropy when a lecture on thermodynamic entropy goes on for too long on an early a Friday afternoon in early summer, so that students find themselves fighting loss of units of energy offset by increase in units of temperature.
beighrumb
beighrumb
1. A village on the Lleyn peninsula, one of the Irish settlements of the 5th Century.
2. An alcoholic liquid originating from that village. Too vile to drink; the locals wipe it on their faces after shaving.
ghoti /ˈfɪʃ/
Pieces, you've got me at it now!
ghoti /ˈfɪʃ/
Ceremonial male garment worn in certain Polynesian islands; similar to a dhoti, but with a scale pattern incorporated into the tartan.
phairweall
phairweall
a wailing cry uttered by drunken Irishmen as they fall off the cliffs on the way home from the bheughsr.
phourdjerie
phourdjerie
1. The underwear worn by thieves in ancient Greece
2. The battlecry of English speaking Nazi collaborators
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solothorn
solothorn -noun
1. A device for puncturing tyres, used in Tadjikistan where roads are narrow and there are few trees.
2. A musical instrument made from the horn of the Solot, a variety of combat hamster bred only on Sakhalin.
flanticle
flanticle - a small piece/object that keeps a flange from being/getting tight/close
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hemipola
hemipola : term used by pathologists: the conscious or unconscious part of a polar bear's brain which is always exactly 50%. Usage C.hemipola/U.hemipola
bi-engification
bi-engification - the replacement of both feet with motorised rollerskates
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gelifting
gelifting : the art of hair sculpture
parsimaximus
parsimaximus
1. someone hyperparsimonious (King of the Misers)
2. The Great Arena of Tehran
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sylphin(a)emic
sylphin(a)emic- So anorexic that the blood has evaporated.
whiniphoid
whiniphoid - self-pitying cellphone addict (or being that)
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sumatress
sumatress
A long tuft of hair grown by the Al Qs'abi of the Sudan, to act as a sleeping mat when camped on stony ground.
boglit
boglit - a large assembly of will-o'-the-wisps. Now regularly observed in Siberia due to increased emissions of methane from the soil.
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swartek
swartek- (namebrand) a lightweight, breathable fleece worn by pirates of ruddy complexion.
geekuphen
geekuphen exortation to turn one's chickens into computer freaks.
jollicks
jollicks - a type of R-rated candy, cf. prawnstick
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souterrops
souterrops covert operations undertaken souterrain.
skratkey
Skratkey - a device for luring Skrats (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrat) into your house.
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avecrit (and don't tell me it is a richer variety of sanskrit ;))
avecrit -noun
a hybrid of the avocet and some other critter. Not to be confused with the aardelope.
sponticle
sponticle - a 21st century development of the flanticle (cf #1112), programmed with AI so as to autonomously seek out tight flanges.
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snealings
snealings - the slimy traces left by snails, specifically on sand. Quartz snealings are a traditional abrasive/polish combination. Especially useful for marble since it gives it an extra 'shine'.
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suburtance
suburtance
A medieval feudal duty, whereby on St Paffikin's day one had to hop round the boundaries of one's land, in front of one's liege-lord, in a strange ceremony involving nudity, a goat and a ale-cask. This would nowadays be illegal for several reasons.
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glidget
glidget - a cleverly designed novelty item for 2-yr-olds that breaks or fails within 5 minutes of purchase, requiring harassed parents to then purchase another... and another... and...
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ablegian
ablegian - the German version of the Dumaresq (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumaresq). Not to be confused with the Absehen (reticle).
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morleph
morleph
A mutant leprechaun living in my home village of Moreton-on-Lugg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moreton-on-Lugg).
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eggskullpate
eggskullpate
1. weaseling out of responsibility by blaming it on the scientific advisors
2. executing a Frankenstein-like type of brain surgery involving temporary removal of most of the calvaria (skullcap)
3. common name for the execution of cranioplasty, the treatment of certain defects where skull and brain don't fit (e.g. hydrocephalus) or the calvaria is too thin.
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monotale
monotale - a story with only one ending
clavibastule
clavibastule: composition for quartet of vuvuzela
vuvuzela
Oh...sorry...that's been done.
venfibular
Quote from: Aphos on June 26, 2010, 04:03:39 AM
vuvuzela
A very loud, very annoying, very populist and possibly dangerous mouthpiece from Venezuela...
Quote from: Aphos on June 26, 2010, 04:03:39 AM
Oh...sorry...that's been done.
:oops:
Venfibular: a plastic fibula cover to protect it from vengeful kicks.
bespikes
bespikes - archaic; use of the type of sarcasm that stops any argument in its tracks; "That bespikes..."
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buv
Ye're out, Swato. Dat's a reel wurd.
"Da seegles in tha sky buv."
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chorpics
chorpics trading cards, similiar to baseball cards, depicting both major and minor league dancers, and containing stats on performances and so forth.
clurpt
clurpt
1. suffocated by stuff coming up through burping
2. sewage tube clogged by people throwing the wrong stuff into the toilet
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crapolio
Crapolio a minor character from Shakespeare's tragi-comedy Three Gentlemen of Vuvuzela.
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bunclout
bunclout - the baker lobby asserting pressure by forcing soft breadrolls down the throat of the opposition
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optocracy
optocracy parliamentary term for events arising from a vote where "the ayes have it"
worglemaster
worglemaster - an old-style craftsman in the trade of worgling, or knitching the lummocks onto weabling-frames. Only a master worgler may instruct apprentices in these arcane skills.
drust
drust
1. the equivalent to drag when a solid object passes through a solid medium at high speed
2. the rust equivalent formed on non-eloxated aluminium when exposed to salt water
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brotherfoot
brotherfoot: an ancient measure of length based upon a sibling's appendage
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clowture
clowture - enhanced interrogation of coulrophobes
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plemp
plemp
A small river fish, named for the noise it makes on re-entering the water after jumping out for whatever unfathomable reason.
semigustatory
semigustatory (syndrome) - A condition where the digestive system is low on several key components (stomach acid, enzymes etc.) leading to a) insufficient nutrition despite wholesome diet and b) especially olfactorily undesirable poo
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hyporific
hyporific - something that induces sleep in all creatures within moments, regardless of species. An example of such would be one of Lorst's tales, which often take effect within three or four words.
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bafferine
bafferine: an alkaloid component of many soft drinks that leads to crossed eyes and utter confusion
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sterplemation
sterplemation - the grey-green speckling often seen on a bishop's gaiters; caused by splashes of bile during satanic disembowellings.
griphobe
griphobe: one who has a fear of gri, the national food of Berzerkastan, which is made from Yak pancreas
phooberdon
phooberdon - a special insults to mafia bosses, use with caution
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somaterrapin
somaterrapin - an illness where one's back changes to a diamond structure due to childhood trauma
carsineptorous
carsineptorous - decribing a quality usually found in politicians: a blend of poisonous sliminess, reptilian manner and ineptitude.
grandle
grandle - to try to imitate the attitude of aristocrats (old posh) without the natural talent or the means. So, don't think of the nouveau rich (they have the means) or gifted actors and confidence tricksters (they have the talent).
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fordjel
fordjel - a substance for waterproofing horses' hooves when they have to wade across a river. Now obsolete due to cheap plastic imports from Taiwan.
garibunt
garibunt - standard issue rocking cradle for soldiers' babies in barrack's nurseries
fargingale
fargingale: distance equal to 24 bullfrog leaps; used in professional tortoise racing
intwition
intwition special "inner sense" the guides the political stylings of Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, et al.
ettawl
ettawl - the transmitter part in the rapier loom
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sulerwan
sulerwan - part of a wide area network that is inaccessible to academics
brotspur
Brotspur
in German the trail Hänsel and Gretel left in the forest to find back home (but the birds ate the bread)
in English the cow-catcher equivalent on riot trucks
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simapol
simapol - a proprietary cream for polishing monkeys
spundulous
spundulous - extremely gullible as far as political spin is concerned
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quersiplan
quersiplan - shaped like a querse, or beado.
beado
beado - a very 'cushioned' beat for those who don't like 'hard' rock
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doomspice
doomspice
The dried nettle which gives vindaloo its agonisingly lethal quality.
moulie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dct_VJNLvAk)
moulie - young zombified offspring of horse and donkey
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zomhetero
zomhetero- (n): a zombie with a preference for non-zombie partners.
phianbe
phianbe - a traditional Irish blessing
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shorgim
shorgim - n. pl. (sing. shorg)
The ceremonial weasel's teeth waved over the golsh'ot at a Jewish goymitzvah.
scrunt
scrunt - a rather shaggy relative of the common squirrel native to Sicily
zebaluve
zebaluve : lubricant suitable for all striped animals
fruction
fruction a medical condition more dangerous than eruction.
sleevious
sleevious
1. necessary skill/state of stage magicians
2. to much into traditional Chinese clothing
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reverteflate
reverteflate v
To return a beach ball to a condition suitable for packing away until the next warm season.
kharghent
kharghent : to cover ones donkey in a wool overcoat
butwort
butwort - British colonial slang for a brand of Tibetan beer
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sugargloom
sugargloom
1. How a diabetic feels when his blood-sugar level goes much over 10 mmol/l.
2. The expression on a horse's face when he finds out you have no more treats in your pocket.
gropistulary
gropistulary - as written in the Letters of Grop(e), deity of all Gropeists, like Ahnold I. of Cahlipornia
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loteristic
loteristic
of or related to gambling
phurdent
phurdent - the impudence of thieves as in "The thieves are so phurdent these days that they steal a lady's undergarments while she is walking down the street!"
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banakey
banakey - (Ir. mHnaoghidh) a traditional Irish delicacy consisting of roast potatoes and potato salad on a bed of mashed potatoes doused in potato soup.
fanjamble
fanjamble - amateur juggling lacking talent. The version with chainsaws is also known as spleenjamble in certain circles.
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sumetro
sumetro- special subway cars designed to fit people who are built like Japanese wrestlers.
bizartine
bizartine : term used to describe Tracy Emin's work
corvescated
corvescated noun: stolen by crows
myootillation
myootillation - esoteric device that concentrates myon energy in a body part of choice. Some heretics call it the mini orgon collector but the principle is of course completely different and Reich was a charlatan.
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soofluncton
soofluncton - an organic type of homeopathic particle accelerator powered by ferrets, which could boost the hog boson to almost 3 metres per second.
floam
floam - a 'natural' filling material produced by genetically engineered birds. Feathers with the characterictics of foam rubber.
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rimmitude
rimmitude - !! :o
as you were
:blush:
rimmitude- the state of being poised on the brink.
ferniture
ferniture the decorator plants enhancing the ambiance in upscale urban watering holes.
clauset
clauset - loan agreement about certain types of furniture gay people use to hide in
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goretrap
goretrap - A conical steel pocket sewn into the upper parts of a matador's trousers for protective purposes.
Trange
Trange - A French brand of motor earth mover that digs trenches (with the machine itself staying on the surface). The military uses an armored version. No realtionship to the US ACEM (armored combat earth mover).
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ununveilable
ununveilable the penultimate day before the ceremony where nuns appear naked before G-d
bostflock
bostflock - a herd of sheep-apple hybrids (famous for their aromatic wool)
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hudleman
hudleman- an exclamation used by yodeling Scotsman. Example: "Hudleman, but me throat's sore after all that yodeling. Where's the Scotch?"
franktastic
franktastic noun A really fine bratwurst.
clawstrofauxbick
clawstrofauxbick - in the business of pretending that space monsters with long claws are invading earth
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sambalure
sambalure: a linux based file sharing trap.
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gramplification
gramplification - the process of explaining stuff to a rather senile old person
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gojarine
gojarineTM- a laxative oleo product occasionally used by those who require gramplification.
sinsamian
sinsamian - a person not creative enough for original sins who instead copies other people's
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alonsin
alonsin- a sin so original that only the person doing it can ever know about it.
blancheesy
blancheesy - result of overdone makeup on insecure non-hookers
afdonner
afdonner : v. to put on an afghan coat {cf. Woodstock 1969}
gargleplakked
gargleplakked - Hitchhiker slang for 'out of Pangalactic Gargleblasters'
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to swedeboot
swedeboot - to start up a computer's operating system with the aid of a large root vegetable.
prastimography
prastimography - trying to draw a map not on hard facts but on what people believe
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cruelproof
cruelproof (verb) - Precautionary measures taken to deflect bullies. example: "Little D'Orville's parents tried to cruelproof him by spraying his back with Teflon each morning to provide the poor adhesion of "KICK ME" signs."
spasmoholic
spasmoholic - addicted to creating spasms by the ingestion of certain substances. In 19th-century Grondovia a group of spasmoholics banded together to found the Church of the Spasmodic Brethren. The central tenet of this faith is that death must be heaven because it means no more spasms.
Grubnostic
Grubnostic (n)
Inner certainty in the value of organic gardening.
Grayshuss
Grayshuss - The boat of Rán (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%A1n)
seadonkey
seadonkey - what pirates used to ride on if they couldn't afford sea-horses. Now they are extinct, having been eaten by sea-lions.
gruntiloquence
The talent of common soldiers to endlessly vex about their superior officers
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morisam
morisam - one of the hobbits ommitted from the novels
cardinational
cardinational - the infarct of government
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logobeselfing
logobeselfing - tattoo applied to the body to be used to promote one's business
fingleswanking
fingleswanking an activity, which, if linked to a product on another website, will get you a "Mod Warning", Griffin!!!1one1!
;)
Yarndredging
Yarndredging
1. using lines to find and retrieve items on the sea floor
2. trying to recover a net that got stuck on the sea bottom
3. (related to 1) an early way of minesweeping
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mongofishing
mongofishing - catching mongooses by an ancient artifice: the katsya stands in a jungle clearing and shouts "Any mongeese here today?" These creatures being extremely pedantic, at least one will usually come forth to correct the wrong plural and can then be entrapped in a net.
flapgrouter
flapgrouter
1. orig. flapgrouser; a person (automatically banned for life from the UK) that hunts grouse by use of guided micromissiles
2. slang term for a very lowly paid job in the construction industry (cf. mortart, scaffy, plarisser)
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mnogotart
mnogotart: A small pie-like pastry made with the fruit of the mnogo tree.
piterpepper
piterpepper - An ersatz condiment developed in Holland during the English blockade
gnupfing
gnupfing ; to drink earl grey tea with the teeth clenche together.
artleschoke
artleschoke - the tradition of pseudo French names for mediocre food at cheap restaurants
sheepbottling
sheepbottling- a popular sport in Tasmania.
procrassination
procrassination - keeping the shocking revelation under cover until you are safely away
pericalyptic
pericalyptic noun
1. 'End Times" -- not quite the apocalypse, but close enough to preach fire, brimstone, and intolerance.
2. The angelic or fairy spirits attending to change. See also pixies.
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pickseize
pickseize - when you make the selection but someone else takes what you chose
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barrelaxe
Barrelaxe: a contemporary dwarvish weapon mixing an axe and a shotgun, swinging it reloads the shotgun.
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Goblinesque.
Goblinesque adjective
Unkind commentary on Rubenesque guests overindulging during the holidays.
ferrous wheel
ferrous wheel an implement for recycling ferrets
bolderpish
bolderpish - the way rock squirrels mark their territory
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amawaska
amawaska- a holiday celebrated by the American Motorcyclist Association on the first snowfall of the year. I don't know what they do, perhaps put snow tires on their bikes and drink beer.
Fortulaca
Fortulaca - Maori slang term for the fake version of the war dance shown to tourists
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wenkemyrhe
wenkemyrhe noun
A hopelessly gridlocked government, and the "spin" released on who is to blame.
bleighmshayre
bleighmshayre - The improved diet introduced in the Royal Navy after the Bounty 'incident'
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gitteblast
gitteblast- an ill-received solution offered for the geriatric problem.
pigslexia
Pigslexia: the "illness" that causes bankers to change terms of ongoing contracts to improve their profit margins, including (but not restricted to) replacing all 6s with 9s.
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dixpathy
dixpathy - a naughty medical condition ocurring in men. Normally treatable with antibiotics.
positrove
positrove: electric screwdriver desgned to open buried pirate treasure
lumpbanter
lumpbanter - casual talk in the waiting room for breast cancer screening
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sarcobancy
sarcobancy - the art of divination by dropping the French president and counting the broken limbs, as pronounced by someone with a bad cold.
ghopf
ghopf - jumping competition on a planet with higher gravity than Earth
gardapond
gardapond - swimming pool for Irish police recreation
meckbickle
meckbickle - a member of a secret religious sect in Scotland, whose believers do strange dances in Saucieha' Street of a Saturday night. This tends to give away the secret. The secret being Buckie.
fattirumple
fattirumple - An Icelandic diet program involving very bumpy roads
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nöksbaeriklam
nöksbaeriklam - an Old Norse word describing what the god Njöllfrott did to the mortal GröÞilsdottir behind the bike sheds during morning break.
Mbwonki
Mbwonki - The pranks played on nerds and geeks in African schools (often involving certain types of arthropodes)
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jatawolugi
jatawolugi - the cry uttered by the nerds and geeks upon discovering said arthropods.
bifungularism
Note: we had a Rhodes Scholar from S. Africa who had been in the army.
'Win we were training out on the veldt, we used to put a scorpion in the black soldier's sleeping beg. My, how he rrrun!'
'But A-, scorpions are poisonous.'
'Yiz. Thet's why he rrrun!'
bifungularism - a now discredited theory in microbiology about the procreation of certain types of fungi
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sadobiotics
sadobiotics - putting scorpions in people's sleeping bags.
transfugian
Transfugian: a duct or mechanism that allows a substance to escape a reactive.
catamizer
catamizer - a device used on choirboys by Catholic priests for the usual purposes.
chasublette
chasublette - holding cell for aristocrats guilty of carriage racing in pre-revolution France
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longvase
longvase - a breed of Antarctic goat, known for its heavily insulated scrotum.
postogiamozzi
postogiamozzi - throwing a net over one's groceries after they have already been attacked by mosquitos
minacottil
minacottil - the fabric Muslim pilgrim garment is made of
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whoretippal
whoretippal - the criminal offence of telling a person where to find a naughty lady. Usually committed by hotel staff. (See 'extra pillow')
fladgetremor
fladgetremor - a common malfunction in vibrators
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softcower
softcower- a vague expression of mock fright.
bulboline
bulboline - the point where adipositas gets life-threatening
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sicratent
sicratent - the struggle to hold in the vomit when one is bladdered.
posticle
posticle - informal term for the male gonads after their equivalent of the menopause. Also a brand name for a testicle prosthesis (used e.g. in case of testicle cancer or severe scrotal injuries).
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sicklemat
sicklemat- A place to take all your long grass to get it cut when you don't own a sickle of your own. How you get it there is your problem.
Ylangylangovich
Ylangylangovich russian custom of covering clients with aromatic oils by sneezing over them after inhaling the oils.
godlaming
godlaming - what happend to all bronze age culture smithie gods (likely chronic cadmium poisoning)
shameaxe
shameaxe : standard sentence meted out for being too shy. minimum tarrif: beheading.
lostmelia
lostmelia - a plant used by ants to increase the honeydew production of their aphid herds
orogontes
orogontes- Huje pieces of folded paper artwork.
bisfleenian
bisfleenian - derogatory Scottish term for Irish sheepherders
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feniolactic
feniolactic- a special tea taken to prevent hangovers from drinking too much Fenny. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenny)
vudii
Vudii - a North West African tribe duirng the Roman times. Priests of this tribe were seen in Rome similar to the Magoi ('mages') of Persia and regularly banned from Roman cities.
volutophten
volutophten - an illicit medication used by Lotharios to get their evil way with innocent young maidens. See catnip, money.
contra-fastianism
contra-fastianism: heretical movement that arises from a reformed sect of the fastian branch. The conflict that followed has been colloquially known as the Bullimics vs Anorexics War.
Molestherol
Molestherol - a chemical substance which makes people dig holes at great speed. Used by certain evil regimes to boost illicit mining.
scrabulation.
scrabulation - A heterodox belief that The Rapture involves giant dung beetles
sumption plonk
sumption plonk - communion wine
jesus biscuits
jesus biscuits - Bahlsen making the same mistake as Haribo. Some religious people take offense, if their holy persons etc. are proposed in a chewable form. Haribo tried Christmas 'gummi bears' once, i.e. gum in the shape of the holy family and related items (manger, sheep, holy kings etc.). Protests were strong enough for the company to withdraw the product. I hear vampire shaped popsicles with strawberry aroma also ran into trouble once.
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protsomush
protsomush - filthy muck recommended by CAMRA
Note: that is purely an in-joke for the UK Real Ale community.
Alternative answer: protsomush - food for a toothless prostitute.
Spooky note - as I was typing this, I heard a question on a Radio 4 quiz to which the answer was CAMRA. This cannot be a coincidence.
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blafatious
blafatious- intensely bland.
cindetude
cindetude - behaving like a doll.
argulent
argulent adj a silvery red
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spongiefluerite
spongiefluerite - a fluoridated spong bath marketed to children
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stibioplastic
stibioplastic - noun
a substance which becomes plastic when exposed to stib. Much used in Whoople spacecraft.
gangrillious
gangrillious- susceptible to being barbecued by a herd of hungry people.
knough
knough - (ver) old soldier like. The type that even at 115 looks like they swallowed the ramrod and with a face that 'gnarly' is too weak a word to describe. Any kind of bluster disqualifies a person from being knough though.
sorpedcious
sorpedcious- used to describe a soldier that has marched one kilometer too many. Example: "After the march from Moscow to Paris, he was thoroughly sorpedcious, and indeed would go on to become quite knough in his old age."
stupifluous
stupifluous term applied to soldiers who deny they are sorpedcious after marching from Paris to Moscow.
loconoflicant
loconoflicant - being a member of the violent wing of the anti-railway movement in the 19th century. Name derived from a contracted slogan of theirs that they used to shout during their activities.
samaldorph
samaldorph- leader of any anti-progressive organization. (Named after Sam Aldorph, organizer of the loconoflicants.)
befiddlement
befiddlement - a horrified, semi-paralysed, trance-like state induced by the playing of violins within earshot.
Why is it earshot? I never shoot anything out of my ears, AFAIK.
dogalepsy
dogalepsy - the compulsive habit/disorder to fall down when seeing canines
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nircotrope
nircotrope - anything which follows NIRC, the National Institute for a Radioactive Christmas
phewtle
phewtle- a sense of relief at finding something to be completely useless.
mencletode
mencletode - an early electronic part. Seen by some as the missing link between triode and transistor
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disvolute
disvolute- to uncurl. Example: "We waited patiently for the hedgehog to relax and disvolute."
partaneous
partaneous - adj. partially composed of rectum
bositrope
bositrope - giroscope retrofitted for sub-atomic particles
lackbluster
lackbluster the point at which a head of righteous indignation begins to lose steam due to overexposure.
Gretchen Carlson and Glenn Beck have been doggedly lackblustering about the 2010 version of the War on Christmas, but not even Bill O'Reilly really cares anymore.
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dillusional
dillusional - a borderline illegal use of greens
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sometay
sometay - a quantity of Scottish water.
volifuge
volifuge - a handcranked device for booze enrichment
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phograle
phograle a quest to find the Shiny Grape - see Knights of the Round Wine Tasters
blastphore
blastphore - a device from late antiquity that allows mass excommunictions with minimum effort over long distances. Also used as term for the wielder of that device. "The bishop sent forth his blastphore to the heretics who got smited with great a thunder of righteousness."
legasurum
legasurum - a joke diplomatic document. Orig. the incorrect genitive plural of legatus, used in a document sent by the Minigothic leader Ugstrot to the Emperor Flatulens in 457, now a byword for professional ignorance.
ganetophobia
ganetophobia - fear of a certain kind of birds, cf. anatidaephobia (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Tk7Dzu9NUcY/Smola50tahI/AAAAAAAAALE/dLn54c_5ogk/s400/anatidaephobia.png)
sokolovchic
sokolovchic- someone who would bear your sokolovchild.
Glarnica
Glarnica - derogatory term for Disney's attempt at to build a theme park based on the holy town of the Basques.
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merliph
merliph - noun seaborne fat particles
pantibule
pantibule- what you wear with your vestibule.
Chingla
pantibule - During the industrial revolution a marketing term for very cheap one room flats ('all (living) in one (single) room')
Chingla - a shortlived fad of 'original' Chinese cuisine in Victorian England. More genuine than the stuff served today but insect eating did not catch on at the time.
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orchitraph
orchitraph- the illegal smuggling of hot house flowers.
benswidge
benswidge - a type of grinding machine in wide use during the Victorian age
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mitaprop
mitaprop - a proprietary brand of wooden stick for holding a bishop's hat upright.
frogstryde
frogstryde being irritated by overbearing spawn
cuttlebast
cuttlebast a pretentious nouvelle cuisine technique for molluscs.
awed leingesyne
awed leingesyne - in really deep (religious) sh|t (formula used by Gaelic priests when a confession is so long that he runs out of note paper).
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newejar
newejar - a modern container based on a seven dimensional demipostern
dogapault
dogapault - the lectern for canine priests
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shmorectic
shmorectic- a condition suffered by harried librarians in noisy libraries.
Cleasant
cleasant - a type of emery that can remove persistent stains from high price china without damaging the valuable item in the process
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higjap
higjap traditional dress worn by Japanese muslims.
donerbant
donerbant - the head of the clan specializing in the hunt of the Dönertier (http://schoener-als-du.de/meskalinopolis/files/2008/05/kuscheldoener.jpg).
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superknapf
superknapf - an extremely large spittoon as used for the World Expectoration Championships at Wembley.
prescruntal
prescruntal - the area of the head where scrunchies (http://styleclone.com/4258/fashion-trend-scrunchies-chic-or-chav/) work best.
idolpatter
idolpatter - the main reason for the wearing out of objects of religious significance. Some have been literally kissed away.
There is also the sculpture of a Soviet soldier in one station of the Moscow underground that shows considerable wear since touching it is considered lucky for students before exams.
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helogrind
helogrind
The slow, abrasive effect on the minds of people in this village when the SAS special forces are up to their pranks with lots of helicopters.
The SAS base is about 2 miles from here and there's been a lot of helicopter activity for ten days now. It's the Chinooks that really get to you.
Fubes
Fubes - makeshift barrage ballons used to anger the guys in the SAS helicopters (short for 'floating (or fopping) tubes').
kelbar
kelbar - a tavern where one may imbibe mead whilst admiring the Book of Kells.
flambastious
flambastious
1. term used by certain cake fetishists to express praise for a well done piece of a certain type of cake
2. terminus technicus for a certain malfunction in flamethrowers
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burjuggle
burjuggle- the handling of a sticky situation. Example: "Getting Sarah Palin to speak at the Greenpeace rally is going to be a real burjuggle."
fanspastic
fanspastic - a possible result from hyperventilation. Named after the (usually female) fans at pop concerts. Another proof that an overdose of oxygen is unhealthy.
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lethaflop
lethaflop: the unit that measure floating point operations in neutron bomb simulators.
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petacose
petacose - a brand of sleeping pills for pets
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anglypherine
anglypherine a proprietary pheromone product for repelling English women.
Hemorrhist
Hemorrhist - the anal vampire
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sulfitryptotic
sulfitryptotic- having the ability to both preserve someone and put them to sleep.
philadenza
philadenza - a Jugendstil table centrepiece popular on the US East coast in the early 20th century
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gomorrhable
gomorrhable- possessing attributes that might induce sin in others.
Fol-de-Mer
Fol-de-Mer - a hybrid aquatic life-form, result of the union of a Ukranian sea-turkey and a coral polyp. See aardlope.
bonfost
bonfost a condition infinitely preferable to malfost.
guinterre
guinterre - the herbal garden of a convent
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rhedigarl
rhedigarl a rank of nobility in the Merovingian empire. Above a drektwerg and below a kammerkarl, his job was to collect the emperor's horse's droppings for mass to be said over them.
traffle
traffle young girls who have been smuggled across borders for sex
virgols
virgols - originally stringed musical instruments primarily for young girls (cf. the virginal), later an Austrian brand of small accordions
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anathile
anathile the opposite of catathile
waliboof
waliboof - informal term used by ambassadors to the Sublime Porte for official declarations by the sultan through the prime minister (wali)
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soloswank
soloswank dancing to Madonna's Vogue in the privacy of one's own tastefully appointed home.
haute shockolatte
haute shockolatte
the Cadbury's chocolate factory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlbrook,_Herefordshire) 5 miles up the road from me.
basse cone-yak
basse cone-yak
the result of a gene-splice experiment leading to a gilled bovine.
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wamajelk
wamajelk: a heavy syrup distilled from elk's milk. Used on Canadian pancakes.
befiddlement
befiddlement - robbing Peter to pay Paul
loosenerving
loosenerving - the results of too close a contact with too many children of a certain age. Can end on page 1 of the papers.
missucre
misucre - the misery that accompanies eating too many sweet cakes
lubricious
lubricious - one of the characteristics of santorum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_%28sexual_neologism%29)
conuntrumpet
conuntrumpet- a tin instrument designed for musicians with tin ears.
pivwick
pivwick - a wick for an oil lamp that can be worked safely in coal mines
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shardosic
shardosic- possessing qualities that might indicate a possibility of breaking into pieces. example: "...Brenda Lee's shardosic facade..."
flender
flender: Flying Ender; a common description of the bugs in your windshield.
smricky
smricky
1.the initiation ritual practiced by most Bantu tribes
2.someone who facilitates S&M contacts over the net (named after a character in an apocryphal Ralph Bakshi movie)
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sodophern
sodophern- exacerbating a compaction of the sacroiliac due to sitting on it all Sunday morning playing Sudoku.
blictose
blictose
1. a heptose sugar
2. a necrotic mutation of the sweat glands in the armpit
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shamwere
shamwere - a false werewolf, one that has been fabricated
tryfix
tryfix - brand name of a DIY online course
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soptinone
soptinone- a brass musical instrument designed for under water use.
philharmoron
philharmoron - someone who behaves badly at concerts
cuddnist
cuddnist- one who specialized in bovine digestion.
pustifixation
pustifixation - having a fetish for acne vulgaris
pempolnon
pempolnon- having an aversion to acne vulgaris.
bayold
bayold
1. Old french battlecry
2. a French army sport involving thrown bayonets
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chodinerse
chodinerse- unwilling to partake of Swiss chard.
Banglican
Banglican: backstage name for Henry the XIII.
trumpther
trumpther - term applied to a divorced man where the courts deny his ex-wife any maintenance
normol
normol - a psychopharmakon used by conservative parents on their rebellious nonconformist children
mahdefac
mahdefac: Quebecois term meaning "as a matter of fact".
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jupinal
jupinal - medical term 'referring to the funny bone'
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mintfopper
mintfopper - someone addicted to printing bank notes
turblepip
turblepip - slang term for the whistle used by cops (okay, that makes more sense in German)
waldermiff
waldermiff: angry snit cause be staring at walls
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sadlifak
sadlifak - Tirolian for saddlemaker
hedlemare
hedlemare archaic headgear worn by European women before the invention of the wimple.
clanndeshtine
clanndeshtine
1. Scottish longterm planning committee
2. also open air meeting place of 1.
3. ceremonial drinking vessel for Highland ale'n'whiskey
locophotion
locophotion - in which a neutron and proton stand in loco parentis for an electron
bothowile
bothowile - the moment in a romantic relationship when simply staring into each other's eyes becomes boring
floredom
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 03, 2011, 08:06:32 AM
bothowile - the moment in a romantic relationship when simply staring into each other's eyes becomes boring
How about when it becomes scary? :help:
floredom: related to certain sexual practices using flowers to convey dominance.
shymund
shymund - archaic term for agoraphobic
klumpfiss
klumpfiss verb to walk with confidence and purpose through difficult terrain.
He klumpfissed through the muddy yard to get the mail.
pubnacles
pubnacles - medieval 'instrument' used on notorious bilkers
brassslut
brassslut: woman of dubious reputation shared by many of the top ranks of a military organization, usually -but not necessarily- in the employ of a foreign power.
femhorn
femhorn
1. a ritual musical instrument used by the Vehmic Court (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehmic_court) (Femgericht). It had a special mouthpiece causing a trill sound making it unmistakable
2. slang term for strap-on
3. a medical plant
hurfsweed
hurfsweed: A medicinal herb used in Outer Mongolia to cure saddle sores
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sidijacing
sidijacing - a traditional foolsday entertainment in the Mahgreb, lit. 'catch/hunt-the-boss'
gospodition
gospodition- a Serbo-Croatian religious pilgrimage.
bladdytow
bladdytow - a portable toilet
carvrat
carvrat
1. a woodworking tool
2. a rodent gnawing cables in cars
dorkwind
dorkwind - a gadget for winding up dorks.
blowpit
blowpit - [tech.] a part of industrial forges and steelworks involved in the decarburization process
(I would not be surprised to find out that this definition is actually correct :mrgreen:)
jagulear
jagulear the newest marque of status executive travel.
grammarphone
grammarphone
1. hotline for people that have either serious language problems or are extremly pedantic in that regard
2. Spellchecker for blind people
hageloup
hageloup - part of Oxford University Press devoted to Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
bonswich
bonswich - a bonsai thief
nipplewitch
nipplewitch noun what every Witchfinder General finds every where, every time.
cursedtayshun
cursedtayshun - Japanese neologism for haunted public transport, a horror subgenre ('Ghost Train')
dirstove
dirstove- a stove for burning that wretched dirdl skirt they made you sew in 7th grade home economics class.
Epstiosteruke
Epstiosteruke - the name of Katja Epstein's East Asian concert tour during the Easter holidays
nemigelic
nemigelic- used to describe the innocent expression upon the face of a nematode as it says grace before eating your garden.
fanplasmic
fanplasmic - the state of the spiritual essence of excrement in fast motion towards a rotating silver blade
asquoral
asquoral - of, or relating to, a quorum of asses.
tarmage
tarmage noun limbo-esque region where souls wait between bouts of reintarmation.
clawhoots
clawhoots - A small but bigfooted owl species
sabresyrup
sabresyrup noun
The clotted, rust-infused gore left on politicians' sabres after vicariously rattling them. *
Very difficult to remove for beating into plowshares.
planetonium
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* I hope that it sufficiently macabre for your tastes, Swato! ;)
planetonium - informal/joking term for small neutron stars since they are essentially planet sized atomic nuclei
polyfornical
polyfornical: informal term for Kamasutra therapists.
menargasmic
menargasmic(s) - a fitness program for women during the menopause
orbitrarily
orbitrarily the single, best cosmic arrangement for the music of the spheres
sferickle
sferickle - Yiddish term for clown car
lenivendendum
lenivendendum one of several optional incantations considered by J.K. Rowling for the HP series.
kaleidoscopium
kaleidoscopium - a variant of the typical mirror cabinet at fairs
girsicle
girsicle- a frozen confection on a very, very long stick, used in reduction diet regimens.
pholital
pholital noun Amazing break-though chemical additive to self-tanning products! Don't be pale this summer! Act now!
rheutbier
rheutbier - the official beer caterer for the Wagner festival in Bayreuth
bayafells
bayafells - ecological sins whereby all trees in the first row of all parking bays worldwide are felled for no good reason; usage: Toby West, the latest bayafells, received a six month sentence
baybnucs
baybnucs
1. misspelled WMD kits for kids
2. activist judicial decisions
3. a cherry variety grown in Israel
pilnafol
pilnafel snuffly noise made when taking Beechams Powders for a bad cold in the head
gorblastulate
gorblastulate - blowing your nose until it runs red
poundfever
poundfever Glenn Beck's newest get-rich-quick scam, targeting Great Britain's citizens who distrust the euro.
littoralgation
littoralgation - the stern talks the coastgards give to the wreckers in order to get the location of the loot
hirjiline
hirjiline- a particular group of fashion designs inspired by Preetesh Hirji.
fandelical
fandelical - belonging to the ceremonial props of a certain (East) Indian goddess
ahula mayda
Ahula Mayda
Notorious Hawaiian actress/comedienne; she achieved national attention from the "Ahula Mada Manname Last Night" t-shirts merched during her early stand-up gigs.
contrabanned
contrabanned - a very controversial decision by the Altenburg Skat court.
howderfilk
howderfilk- a greeting used among filkers in the midwestern United States.
junkstapose
junkstapose adj
assortments of objects in close proximity, expecially within private collections and second hand stores.
kreechure
kreechure - a glottis cramp
bestall
bestall verb
Postponing payment to a tailor for a bespoke suit.
varghmint
varghmint - breath refresher for wolves
canilefzee
canilefzee- a slushy drink treat for hot dogs.
pasterical
pasterical dramatic term
Originally included in Hamlet's speech during Act II Scene 2, describing the best actors in the world.
Omitted for better scansion.
skanneshun
skanneshun (scan-as-hun) = early medieval term for the preliminaries of plunder. Later mostly used in connection with rape
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sagasletoc
sagasletoc- a discussion about girdles.
athenatism
athenatism
1) medical; male migraine
2) obsolete for arachnophilia
3) aka valykyrie syndrom; now obsolete term for a strong desire in females to become warriors
aegirselic
aegirselic- used to describe the sort of trippy visions one might see after spending some time at one of Aegir's parties.
phentum
phentum
-noun, botany
An imported, creeping ground cover infesting historical sites, such as Notre Dame and the Paris Opera.
richyules
richyules - the pseudoroots of brown kelp
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seelfeant
seelfeant- a cross between a seal and an elephant. Don't ask me how this happens.
shubuckeau
shubuckeau - aka Turkish Water, a popular fin-de-siecle drink in France at times rivalling absinth
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dibbalenk
dibbalenk a dalek dressed in boy scout uniform
upsinks
upsinks - space based sanitary institutions
lorquis
lorquis
-noun
Nocturnal rodents which construct burrows under aspen trees.
kwibull
kwibull - A South African songbird, a relative of the nightingale
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serenstupity
serenstupity - a fatigue state induced by listening to too many renderings of "A Nightingale Sings in Berkley Square"
gobituate
gobituate - writing obituaries for people that died from overeating
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girgleflecks
girgleflecks-- the residue that is left behind on you after some one drools and laughs at the same time
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pizakles
pizakles - a failed business idea to cross pizzas with gyros
slocantes
slocantes- people who, unsure of the melody, always sing a beat behind everyone else.
bivalvify
bivalvify verb
To be as happy as a clam.
apocrinoline
apocrinoline
1. the embroidery on Victorian skirts
2. a drug for they symptomatic treatment of infectious mononucleosis
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trunchskirve
trunchskirve- to develop a vitamin C deficiency in spite of having a three- hour lunch, or making poor food choices even though you could do better, in general.
tikinetic
tikinetic - Easter Island's answer to Ron Hubbard
xenuphobic
xenuphobic - allergic reaction to foreign clothing
wortlegar
wortlegar - a dyslexic craftsman
hickloyar
hickloyar - a yodeler with hiccups from a remote district
tumbledrum
tumbledrum - a musical instrument invented by Bimbo der Tricktrommler* in the early 1920ies
*No, I did not make that name up
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soeglemusic
soeglemusic- the noise that Baltic Seagulls make.
tu phun
tu phun noun
The innocuous-seeming precursor to a ty phune.
mangyyak
mangyyak - Swedish for 'that's a lot of bovines running towards us'
wasasoft
wasasoft: Japanese piquant software.
Hentimey
Hentimey- Old-timey, but in a chicken's time-sense, which is assumed to be pretty limited. So- instead of saying: "That hairdo is so last season", you could instead say: "That hairdo is so hentimey!" Ooooh! ...SNAP!
shweng fey
shweng fey - the NSFW version of feng shui. E.g used to find the ideal place and architectural style of houses of negotiable affection.
mulekong
mulekong - a hybrid animal, a cross between a horsekong qv and a ferret. Mulecongs are rare in most places, due to the disparity in length of leg between the horsekong and the ferret, however they are quite commonly found in steeply sloping country.
satithrope
satihrope - an instrument for disciplining (East) Indian widows
nellifraud
nellifraud: The act of pretending one is swishy, just to fit in.
parchoosy
parchoosy - to be extremly pedantic in some areas while being totally not so in others.
hemisparse
hemisparse - an unpleasant condition of the anus in which the inner buttocks develop a hemisp, an angular swozzle caused by nogworm infestation.
flent
flent - the plates they put on the end of aircraft wings which has a surprising effect on fuel consumption
mulefarter
mulefarter- anything that causes hot air to escape from stubborn old mules.
wingelstipe
wingelstipe a stipend given grudgingly to unusually effective finaglers and whingers upon their reaching pensioner age.
froddulent
froddulent - unsuccessfully trying to impersonate a frood (being very unhoopy in the process)
hitchikeriable
hitchikeriable- displaying qualities that might get one thrown out of the car.
corstabule
corstabule
- noun
an officer of the underwear police
spaff
spaff the half-cup of foamy head dispensed by a malfunctioning fountain soda machine.
cwuahsonte
cwuasonte - a Welsh spelling teacher
glendurone
glendurone- a callous caused by too much exposure to Glenn Beck.
And we're not saying where.
heggy
heggy
- vb.
a Finnish term for licking snow off a rancid fish .
kroliton
kroliton - a crocodile repellant
comploiter
comploiter - an unhealthy desire to hang around computers
rodenpick
rodenpick - a person who finds his or her fulfillment in finding goofs in Star Trek
hobenloss
hobenloss
- n.
Trad. folklore:
1) A phenomenon occuring only on Hallowe'en, whereby one's hobens fall off in the presence of a ghoul, goblin or flibbertigibbet. Regrettably the definition of a hoben has long been lost in the mists of time.
2) A typing error in German for hodenlos, devoid of testicles.
Lüttschwanz sees a strong connection between the two. Note Mod Eng ghoulie, a spirit, and goolie, a testicle.
espludgeon
espludgeon - a new 'fun' sport involving big foam rubber clubs and a large swimming pool
purplewalk
purplewalk- the kind of gypsy dancing done to Gogol Bordello (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1Ahn0Osjo).
coshoneil
coshoneil
- vb.
to bludgeon an Irish politician
embostle
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on October 31, 2011, 04:24:50 PM
coshoneil
- vb.
to bludgeon an Irish politician
...made me chuckle out loud ;D
embostle - the art of adding lumps to the backsides of pottery figurines
cuprune
cuprune - the art to peal prunes (grapes is for suckers)
loctony
loctony
- n.
In medieval law, the offence of debarment of plenary replevin in malfeasance at low bench of summary despondence. (Penalty: disgumblement.)
disgumblement
disgumblement - removal of the soft palate including the palatine uvula
retrogutting
retrogutting- the act of trying to forget the past.
troggitation
troggitation - thinking about adopting a neanderthal baby
troglophytes
troglophytes
-noun
The flora peculiar to the graves of soccer hooligans.
hulaguns
hulaguns
1. The bodyguard of Hulagu Khan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulagu_Khan)
2. Hoop projectors
3. A Hawaiian terror group
tripletwin
tripletwin - group noun for three sets of things that only come in pairs - (eg.I have a tripletwin of scissors.)
ogglebarmy
ogglebarmy the making of crazy, love-lorn eyes at another person.
plought
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plought - gotten hit by farm equipment, today mainly used as a metaphor for being sold overpriced food by farmers.
blomerange
blomerange a dessert banned from all of Gordon Ramsey's restaurants.
clewshall
clewshall - a hooked mace
herbrawl
herbrawl
- n. Scots
A violent game played by congenital idiots in rural Clochbunnitshire. A description would be both nauseating and tedious; suffice it to say that the ferret never survives.
fogaloon
fogaloon ~ I am tempted to say someone who drives on the M5 in fog but that would be in bad taste "There has not been a crash on this scale for many years and the implications of it will be life-changing for many people (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-15603124)
as you were.....
fogaloon - a species of seabird endemic to Bear Island and Jan Mayen (both islands are almost constantly shrouded in fog)
felarent
felarent
-noun
housing-to-let neighborhood for pyramid builders who don't buy a lot at the job.
sindickashun
sindickashun - puritanical slang for the practice of ostentatively shunning sexual sinners
ucktolat
ucktolat
- n.
An antiscrondulatic medication derived from the fore-scrotum of the Uraguayan beach frog.
grottery
grottery
1. German - that art of producing bad (esp. performance) art
2. English - obsolete term for speleology, something spelunkers do
mekramon
mekramon - to bathe one's sheep in asses milk
farnassus
Farnassus
A mountain peak way, way off the beaten path in Greece.
dharamel
dharamel - What you get if you overcook your caramel.
Discombumbulation
Discombumbulation
Sensation experienced by gays when some bugger has put sand in the Vasilene.
plunt
plunt - a gardening tool
snellmash
snellmash The product of attempting to tie knots in potatoes
ganglesprot
ganglesprot - the Austrian version of a Dutch fish dish (herring based)
popenheimer
popenheimer - (n) Ornate golden leiderhosen worn by the pope.
mangle-worgle
mangle-worgle - (1) to worgle one's mangles (2) a song about hanging the washing on a line from a first floor window
superskutpic
superskutpik - A Czech attempt at superhero comics during the Soviet era
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notbermes
notbermes noun
a low-lying area of yard still covered in grass
ex: The flower berms in the landscaping plans surround small islands of notbermes.
pettygoats
pettygoats
members of the species Capra aegagrus hircus working in government departments
anaphibulistikon
anaphibulistikon
A medical tract by Hippocrates about the quick removal of e.g. fishbones from trachea and esophagus. Since it saved a lot of lifes it was his most popular book during his lifetime.
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septilimia
septilimia
A condition of paramixicity of the gromboid process, caused by apophoxillation of the cerebral plinge. Incurable.
bostifant
bostifant- the hierophant/mystagogue leading the pageant in the traditional bosti ceremony in the Persian-Indian Nirghana cult/religion
sykomorph
sykomorph- Meromorph's less popular brother.
Bellflop
Bellflop - when the caster screws up
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birgenild
birgenild - German Meaning the feeling you achieve the morning after drinking far too much beer.
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Gebrauchsinging
Gebrauchsinging Full meaning too obscene to explain here. Cf. the phrase eine Frau gebrauchen.
espinaceous
espinaceous - rather thorny (term only used by draggers and dazzlers)
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solfinetto
solfinetto - an ice cream popular with people who swim with dolphins on sunny days.
[youtube=425,350]biL6zAMkOQs[/youtube]
I just love that ad.
barchesterarianism
barchesterarianism - the British version of the first great heresy
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batrachokokygia
batrachokokygia - the noise made by a fat person being hanged the slow way.
skwern
skwern a square Pole
seggjafudhr
seggjafudhr
noun phrase Old Norse
Any activity on raiding parties kept quiet once returning home.
sentioctks
sentioctks noun (pl) a group of intelligent power sockets
Teleformarkage
Teleformarkage
A manoeuvre in skiing, in which the left (or right) arm (or leg) is waved in the air (as in the Oslo scrunt qv) whilst the torso is contorted into a semilateral quinge in preparation for the impact with the tree. Invariably fatal.
buallt na crioghhaimhan
buallt na crioghhaimhan
A communal service bringing people home from the pub when they are unable to do so themselves due to intoxication.
Practice abolished by Cromwell.
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azudigris
azudigris- a sky blue patina.
sterfice
sterfice A ritual in the Khazak Unorthodox church, involving a bishop, a ceremonial bottle-opener and a tabby hamster.
usplon
usplon - an obsolete tunnel digger machine used in the Alps in the first half of the 19th century
jerfling (not WoW)
jerfling - snagging one's pullover on a rusty nail and running away so it unravels (cf. popeye)
percartan
percartan
noun A unique ornamental perforation pattern in the uppers of men's wingtips, favored by members of the Illuminati.
cancanastagate
A dancing and gambling scandal that toppled the mayor of Paris in 1867.
also the entrance to the St.Aix en Provence nightclub district
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merigund
merigund - Wagnerian humour
Lassicsence
Lassicsence - ignoring the ill effects of Laissez faire
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notamale (no-ta-ma-le not not-a-mail)
notamale- the world's worst name for a Mexican restaurant.
Subastran
Subastran
1. A town in Upper Egypt
2. an astrological buzzword
3. an Hungarian motorcycle brand
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solvmoge
Solvmoge
-proper noun
*The* Europeon cosmetic créme décolletage that's sweeping the global markets.
:sportsred: :sportswoman: :sportsbrunette:
nutrifalction
nutrifalction - the art of feeding birds of prey
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moserone
moserone - A singular type of upside-down rose.
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Antisolemnitaction
Antisolemnitaction - professional cheering up of participants in funeral processions
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magrimoun
Magrimoun
A village in the Mak'hradi, about 100 miles from Bas-al-Q'atrouf. Not famous for anything.
ogilectic
ogilectic - mineralogical term describing a mineral structure abut halfway between orthoklas and leclancheite
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noberate
noberate a society which allows youths to misbehave
soccofisque
soccofisque - futile attempts to enthuse USians about football (what they call soccer).
moncholept
moncholept- used to describe an individual who habitually wears a monocle.
Brobbish
Brobbish - a lower class sociolect in Brobdignag
birnholm
Birnholm The mythical island of pear trees, the Germanic equivalent of the Celtic Avalon.
blustiment
blustiment the act of deceiving someone by blowing in their face
sonquis
sonquis - those who never ask who
gorfle
gorfle - The act of having an incredibly bad golf handicap.
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flouzingatmire
flouzingatmire lit.:delicing of swamp monkeys; French derogatory term for deciding small things by large comittees.
brodwild
brodwild - term of endearment among Lapplanders
choolaster
choolaster - medieval quack specialising in treatement of excessive bile
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murminal
murminal noise made by starlings gathered on the rooves of ancient remains of Monasteries destroyed by Henry VIII
wetherquine
* it always makes me giggle at the thought we actually need words for all these things every time I post in this thread
wetherquine
A wrought-iron grusset, or panticule, bolted to the rooves of ancient remains of Monasteries destroyed by Henry VIII in order to reduce the noise made by starlings.
squandilla
squandilla - an overornate (and hideously expensive) Spanish head-dress for ladies of means but without taste
gurdafen
gurdafen East Anglian Hurdy Gurdy Man
pontfassic
pontfassic - as fat as a (highranking non-ascetic) priest
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crussbire
crussbire noun, OE
A particularly penitential gruel consumed during Lent in certain monasteries, before the dissolution.
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cyanocrinilate
cyanocrinilate - old name for monosodiumbuphanisinnitril (monosodiumcrininonitrilmethylether)
ferpraxillate
ferpraxillate- to over-groom, often with unsavory results.
ciaouvoille
ciaouville - parting word used by nuns leaving the confessional in urban monasteries during the dissolution
munkbossal
munkbossal - Scandinavian term for modern sculpture
silothorn
silothorn - a copper needle hidden in a sewage system.
fridoniate
fridoniate - behaving like Groucho Marx in Duck Soup
wurflot
wurflot - the garbage left behind after a college football game
munturnic
munturnic - affected by a rare speech disorder leading to exclusive use of the future tense
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clephoric
clephoric - adoration of kleptomaniacs
bumtisloy
bumtisloy a painful affliction of the nether parts, caused by over-indulgence in hot curries.
glust
glust - to glee with lust
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jickle
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on June 01, 2012, 06:47:43 PM
bumtisloy a painful affliction of the nether parts, caused by over-indulgence in hot curries.
A genuinely useful word, at last ::)
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jickle to fiddle with coins in one's trouser pocket, often misinterpreted :censored: :censored:
junkle
junkle- the part of the urban jungle where the junkies hang out.
psychedelicatessen
psychedelicatessen - favorite grocery shop of the Great Old Ones
hotepism
hotepism - over-heated tent syndrome
tertlewick
tertlewick - obsolete term: a subdvision of a bailiwick. A tertle is the bailiff's deputee. Probably derived from Latin ter(r)itolus
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terriwhig
terriwhig - derogatory term loosely translated as "that cheap nylon apology for a politician"
bawmanster
bawmanster - building supervisor at medieval cathedral mason lodges
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lechfarn
lechfarn to spy on someone bathing in asses milk
tocclenaw
tocclenaw - an energy independent emergency ambulance using a tocycle. Term invented by British soldiers in Iraq who noticed that Iraqis switched to this type of vehicle after the US had begun to blow up any normal ambulance (using the red cross as a target marker) and also petrol had become extremly scarce. It has been estimated that several thousand Iraqi civilians owe their lifes to fearless tocclenaw drivers.
serdifol
serdifol tm - an ointment which heals sinus infections caused by inserting unsterilised Griffin and Chatty's experimental floss tm. cf. an old thread.
perfidol
perfidol - trademarked knock out drops
also a psychoactive peroxy alcohol
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tramahud
tramahud, the
The seven-bladed ceremonial castrating knife used by the priests of Ug-Ratabinda.
Fangloon
fangloon
1. a mesozoic ancestor of the common loon that still possessed teeth(bird)
2. this (http://death.my/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/VeronicaFangLoonLoon1.jpg) lady
3. unorthodox spelling of Ph'nglui
clevoling
clevoling - The unfortunate occurrence when cutting bones ends up with the knife getting caught.
Craziamond
Craziamond - the original lunatic
girflechs
girflechs - archaic: to lust after ladies portrayed in Rubens paintings.
rumglesump
rumglesump - the bottom of the deep pit found behind every hairdressing salon, for draining off the foul liquid by-products of ladies' coiffure.
blidger
blidger - Meles melulus muliscens, a smaller relative of the European badger (Meles meles)
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flingleput
flingleput - one of the fouler concoctions used in ladies' hairdressing. Ends up in the rumglesump q.v.
Flipperwaldt (included in Monty Python's legendary joke, but in need of explanation)
Well, revealing the true meaning might be lethal.
So, let's just make clear what it isn't
1. the forest where forest-dwelling dolphins dwell
2. the result of the fusion of a (in)famous Austrian restaurant chain with a pinball empire
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firthegn
firthegn - an exceedinlgy hersuite feudal over Lord.
makbithal
makbithal - Dutch tax collector
nelkenjowl
nelkenjowl - to behead a Dutch tax collector. Derivative: Ken Jowl - Chief of taxes circa. 1616 BC.
lessifactate
lessifactate - Tory policy, facilitating laissez faire (while not giving a shit about the people)
khordemic
khordemic - pertaining to the Khorda, the holy text of the Sunni Awalisite sect of the Primitive Seventh-Day Bhuddists.
thrapp
thrapp - Þrappur og Þrádur Þrefa og Þrátta Þrautseiglega. Þreyta Þrengjar. Þröm, Þröng, Þruga! Old nursery rhyme
falleght
falleght: autumnal
beebobractism
beebobractism - a side effect of a beehive hair-do
sveptomatic
sveptomatic - kind of washing machine used to create permanent waves (available in most hair salons)
Lysancester
Lysancester - inherited Lysistrata complex
musandrod
musandrod - special rod for unblocking drains blocked with muslin nappies
griffalog
griffalog - an essential part of fairynet 2.0
pansenvolg
pensenvolg - Thoughts of indebtedness. Also means following a train of thought of indebtedness, usually upon a riverboat.
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fleukanstkopter
fleukanstkopter - Dutch pedal-driven flying machine
gherlint
gherlint
noun the dessicated substance forming around the inside lid on a jar of pickle relish.
tranceformation
transeformation - generic term for new age dance routines
lutkens
lutkens small, hairy rodents which would nibble through the dykes if the Dutch didn't put them to so many culinary uses.
blent
blent - both blunt and bent
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blienvarp
blienvarp- an expletive, used when harvesting melons and one pulls the stem out by mistake, exposing the inner flesh. After not-so-successful melon farmer Rien Von Blienvarp.
mischub
mischub a baggage handler's nightmare
twiffystupe
twiffystupe- an overly perky TV commercial spokesperson. Example:The Orbit Gum lady is a twiffystupe.
See also verb form: twiffystupify .
I love this word, and plan to use it in RL. Hugs to Grif
sundryloge
sundryloge - female equivalent of the polyhistor
longquirt
Quote from: Opsa on June 11, 2012, 06:46:06 PM
twiffystupe- an overly perky TV commercial spokesperson. Example:The Orbit Gum lady is a twiffystupe.
See also verb form: twiffystupify .
I love this word, and plan to use it in RL. Hugs to Grif
Your welcome.
longquirt - ancient burial ground for typewriters
barbequiet
barbequiet - The rarest form of outdoor open fire cooking, this developed in communities of mutes.
Garkel
Garkel- to choke on one's mouthwash.
Binaphunt
Binaphunt
1. Bina-phunt - a SE Asian cousin of the pheasant
2. Binap-hunt - a certain type of software debugging
phogorrhoe
phogorrhoe an Irish liqueur distilled from malted shillelaghs.
trussiphant
trussiphant - as most words ending in -phant, this too is a religious official leading certain ceremonies/processions etc.
In this case it is the one carriying the holy hair of certain holy people around on certain holy days.
meloglim
meloglim sun tan lotion with extra added sweat particles useful for athletes desiring to show how hard they have been running even though it is midday and they haven't broken any records
dorabind
dorabind - an out-of-fashion necktie knot
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fiordileht
fiordileht An Old Norse word denoting the near-orgasmic pleasure of being hurled into a rockbound saltwater creek in midwinter.
prondule
prondule
1. Priestess of Pronoie (a daughter of the sea god Nereus)
2. a female temple servant responsible for keeping up the outer appearance of the temple (cleaning the marble etc.). Inferior in rank to the hierodule (although the latter is often a(n?) euphemism for temple prostitute).
sordifem
sordifem a lady's unmentionables
cosgrip
cosgrip like singrip only from a different side.
snapton
cosgrip - a certain move exclusive to cosplayers. Some say it is simply the state of being addicted to that activity
snapton - the noise Snap chips make when snipped
murzivism
murzivism: an onomatopoeic representation of mumbling, such as "hrndle-grndle" or "raggim-fraggim".
fhyyem
fhyyem to disobey a ffjord monster
pawtristic
pawtristic - the collected teachings of old dogs that do not hunt anymore
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moplid
moplid - a large saucepan cover propelled by a smelly two-stroke engine.
grustic
grustic - term from mineralogy/geology. Describes minerals or rock formations with a very brittle outer layer covering a very smooth and non-brittle inner surface.
selpinete
selpinete - a vitamin deficiency caused by wearing a tuxedo too often; can be fatal.
garsetimin
garsetimin - a vitamin, the lack of which causes selpinete, a pathological confusion between the eyebrows and the genitalia.
pasticule
pasticule - anti-hemmorhoid ointment
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seblastiv
seblastiv Siberian Athletics Award for coming last in a race
poltuce
poltuce - a ceremonial undergarment worn by catechumens of the Spasmodic Tremblers on the night before their first montalism.
crastic
crastic - an idiotic insect
luppwort
luppwort - the medieval equivalent of kudzu. Monastery chronicles are full of rants about not being able to get rid of it.
knesebick
knesebick - the street of houses of ill repute in a Schleswig-Holstein village.
désconbluvière
désconbluvière - red light district seamstress. One with needles and not for SM practices. You won't believe how much maintenance those skimpy outfits need.
physisette
physisette - f. one skilled in the art of creating flowers, swans, etc by folding bandages
dronfig
dronfig - in medieval Scandinavia a female court jester/fool in the service of the queen/princess/noblewoman.
klorpidh
klorpidh - a needle that has been passed through a camel's eye
gungbust
gungbust - the result of gung-ho when insufficiently prepared
sedelmeya
sedelmeya - A person for whom collecting art becomes an art form in itself.
nogrinorious
nogrinorious - synonym for anti-sardonic, a pathological inability to smile or grin
meklapicial
meklapicial - A medical condition describing an inability to stop clapping, usually in 4/4 time.
Forsoonting
Forsoonting - an old euphemism for ejaculatio praecox
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mollenhower
mollenhower (Pennsylvania Dutch) One who beats female gangsters.
episnobotikon (ϵπισνοβοτικον)
episnobotikon - the artificial brain originally hidden in Donald Trump's hair (now taken over by Rod Blagojevich)
kvadhamael
kvadhamael: traditional hedge of witch hazel shrubs planted around the courtyards of Swedish universities.
yickleschmiz
yickleschmiz - the Mensur (academic fencing duel) in Jewish Burschenschaften (studet corporations).
sedowitter
sedowitter - to drone on and on about the Last Supper
cushtipops
cushtipops - edible seat cushons
nurnblant
nurnblant - a strange lolloping sound made by the Higgs boson interacting with the London Libor rate.
squivvel
squivvel - a member of the Sciuridae family with a speech impediment. Also known as the Fudd squirrel.
wibbecronk
wibbecronk: A very rare form of German measles that only affects the feet of ducks.
d'orpareaux
d'orpareaux - 'made from porous gold', a branded/patented metal foam of Aurore Ltd. used in catalytic batteries.
irguntaire
irguntaire the French term for a member of a former Israeli terrorist gang. See Menachem Begin.
theodocrity
theodocrity - the body of items that officially were sent directly by the deity/deities, like the Japanese regalia, the Benin bronze thunderbolts, or the danebrog. Not applied to transient stuff like rain or manna. One of the most notorious examples are the Mormon golden tablets and eyeglasses.
myrdelfang
myrdelfang - a gift given to a Cockney zombie
Lewitry
Lewitry - the literary alter ego of Julien Offray de La Mettrie
mogentu
mogentu - a dog who has a penguin for a lover
yvop
yvop: Publicity for Monsieur Saint Laurent.
stizzleswick
stizzleswick - the most remote parish the Olympic flame has ever passed through
buggleswick
buggleswick - a variety of inflammable butt-plug, not to be described in detail on a family forum.
groofer
groofer - a metal working tool
semihuplate
semihuplate: capable of dancing the Hula, but using only one hip.
Verscosity
verscosity - the unstressed fluid behaviour of solid glass-like substances
makerlonic
makerlonic- having to do with the more solitary traits of the creative individual.
Notre Dim
Notre Dim - Famous brothel in Paris near the cathedral. Known for its dimmed lights. As we say over here "C'est bon dunkel, c'est bon munkel".
kergroovel
kergroovel: a groovy kerfuffle.
sansgamori
sansgamori - Japanese anti-smorgasbord
veletufty
veletufty Japanese adjective describing Brian Cox's hair.
phlumbunctious
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on July 07, 2012, 02:20:29 PM
veletufty Japanese adjective describing Brian Cox's hair.
:giggle:
phlumbunctious - of growths sprouting from the knee, resembling toes, but of no use; an extremely painful condition.
qwockstoc
qwockstoc: a cache of baubles stolen by a crow.
kibeltie
kibeltie - a shrimp species only found in the Dead Sea
nogleferk
nogleferk : painful condition where extensive frostbite causes the nose to fall off
unnogleferk
unnogleferk: an operation to repair the effects of nogleferk.
foinsporg
foinsporg(TM) - a branded pirate pocket lighter
Iriscont
Iriscont - A sexual perversion involving the eyeball.
whimfle
whimfle - violent mood swings in sloths
jurbistle
jurbistle - type of washing-up brush used for dowsing
cogsworth
cogsworth - a clockmaker's apprentice
fagoline
fagoline - a lubricant used by gays. As in "You're the guy who put sand in the fagoline!"
smadge
smadge - light-coloured smudge
brenkin
brenkin - patricide, matricide, etc
lolpopic
lolpopic - the impression left by Aztec highpriests in Hello-Kitty loincloths (and headdresses)
catercolumn
catercolumn - a line of ants attending to food foraging
bihadric
bihadric - derived from Hindi 'bihad (http://shabdkosh.raftaar.in/Hindi-Dictionary/meaning/bihad)' (wilderness, rugged, savage)
Term for the character of a specific form of 'untamed' landscape like this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dushyant_fst/4304563630/
liutenbarcle
liutenbarcle a fossilized early protomollusk, dating to the Paleozoic Era.
kharniferrous
kharniferrous - geographical term describing areas with strong magnetic anomalies that cannot be attributed to large deposits of magnetite or related minerals
quilperin
quilperin : a square bodkin needle for applique work, found only in Siberia
fisward
fisward - the main tool of the fatwero
furtswilt
furtswilt
A splemacious deposit found on the udders of goats. Much sought after by folk healers for its antibabalacious properties.
antibabalacious
antibabalacious warding off hip, Slavic grandmothers
urbifferrous
urbifferrous
1. the trait of cities to be attractive ('urban magnetism')
2. the degree to which a culture embraces sausage making
hobotherapy
hobotherapy healing achieved by stealing the patients' belongings and throwing them out onto the street.
snulk
snulk - verb, hunting term; dog slowly following a weak(ening) scent with the nose almost touching the ground; figuratively, seeing one's chances of success diminish. 'dismal prospects, we are already barely snulking.'
smigane
smigane- a headache produced by repeated blows to the head by a pirate with a hook for a hand.
pixtafuse
pixtafuse - a common malfunction in (cheaply made) LCD displays resulting in 'bleeding' pixels and thus blurred images.
nailafore
nailafore OK, Swato, I'll play along A more secure version of the pinafore.
bastimule
Bastimule: noun, a donkey produced out of wedlock
flamastimousibly
flamastimousibly - adv. (of problem) susceptible of solution by burning a small rodent.
snitticule
snitticule - a traitor's arse
unkchair
unkchair: a low piece of furniture designed to aid in insincere grovelling.
pertipicide
pertipicide - producing moonshine cider (when done by American Indians)
vodicoll
vodicoll - A dog known to provide pain relief, especially after operations. Known to be addictive.
vaniclintomon
vaniclintomon - the internal common name (rejected for actual brand name) for a drug developed by Pfizer. According to advertising it is an aphrodisiac that at the same time strengthens self-control: Be horny AND calm.
seliduran
seliduran : a rock group indulging in mindfulness
bogotoapin
bogotoapin - term for both a large bird and a large fish in the South American rainforest. According to local legend they are identical but show different aspects to observers.
mergotepic
mergotepic- tending to agree on a subject of very little interest.
pylvia
pylvia - artificial pelvic bone for females
segileph
segileph - a small plastic thing used for some silly purpose or other.
spandil
spandil extra small dildo which plays ballet tunes when in use
curpist
curpist person employed to slip biblical tracts into books at the library or book sellers shops.
woztril
woztril - a racist budgerigar
lunpisimus
lunpisimus - salpetre maker's assistant
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fosrilage
fosrilage - a manner of copyhold tenure without replevin of messuage or summary reversion upon malfeasance proper.
catticle
catticle - frozen feline on a stick
hogwhartle
hogwhartle appurtenant private structures at Hogwart's.
clieveazh
clieveazh A Yiddish word denoting the empty area between a pair of knorks.
peridomulous
peridomulous- of or pertaining to the cloud of little popping bubbles above the surface of champagne.
simphoney
simphoney - fake grassrootish
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sjoldenka
sjoldenka
A wild Russian dance which normally leads to mass fatalities.
elephistenoi
elephistenoi - derived from classical Greek 'ephistemi' = to arrange, set up, order; a subsection of the Byzantine general staff of the armed forces responsible for the disposition of forces and general logistics. The equivalent on the troop level were the katephistenoi, roughly equivalent to the position of quartermasters. The elephistenos basileios (Quartermaster General) was the third highest rank in the Byzantine military after the head of army and navy.
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dvargichoc
dvargichoc- a very small chocolate confection.
kamkwar
kamkwar - a Mongolian dish containing freshwater fish, yak butter and herbs stewed in partially fermented mare's milk
plockai
plockai an antidote to kamkwar. Not always effective.
You forgot to give a new word to define :stupid:
So I did. Thanks.
gnigitous
gnigitous - the kind of wrinkly that no botox can smoothen
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zinquont
I think David H's Halloween avatar is gnigitous.
zinquont- in need of sunblock. example: My red-headed friend was zinquont at the beach.
pubteranian
pubteranian - about 2 feet above street level. Derived from 17th century English regulations for alehouses stating that such establishments should have floors no less than half a yard and no more than 1 yard above the ground with proper side access for cleaning (no use as storage room allowed).
harleticopic
harleticopic - someone who specialises in voyerism restricted to fallen women
Postcersian
Postcersian - a Postcersian is to vegans what vegans are to carnivores
cyrtilian
cyrtilian- pertaining to reptilian qualities of actor Cyril Richard.
fanpastic
fanpastic - the result of pasta hitting the fan at an oblique angle
lojingelt
lojingelt - Anglo-Yiddish for rent.
relumptious
relumptious - related to the recidivism rate of certain skin ailments
ghagopel
ghagopel- a church for dead people. (This leads me to wonder- would dead people need religion?)
zimpatudinous
zimpatudinous - being inclined to try out anything metal as a 'musical' instrument
hervshapper
hervshapper - a variety of sheep native to Futtockshire, once popular for its tartan wool.
unticular
unticular - a special lense shape producing two sharp images at 0.5 and 1.5 times the focal length
semihercian
semihercian - half timbered cart taking men to the gallows
Loollabritch
Loollabritch - an attraction on 16th century English funfairs. Would not get a licence these days and few people would be attracted
murgangaff
murgangaff
noun Dreaded second stage of lurgy.
inchorruptibbilicious
inchorruptibbilicious- Having a musical quality resembling the song of a tree frog.
stesk
stesk - a variety of stockfish and the typical Scandinavian meal made from it.
vurgen
pippitriscus n. a 17th century medical instrument used to administer mercury to syphilitic patients
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Gozongadofurous
Looks like a break in the line there
Gozongadofurous - a subspecies of slingofolia, an African plant family traditionally exploited for heart glycosides used as arrow posion. Unlike for South American arrow posions no antidote is known.
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vurgen
Vurgen, the
Head of the Treacle Distribution Council on the planet Fooplegloop. A hereditary sinecure.
trumbler
trumbler- a soon-to-be former employee of Donald Trump.
figsticlef
figsticlef - part of the fastenings of the sporran
ilongat
AAArrrrggghhhh!!!!! I edited Griffin's post instead of quoting it. :oops:
Sorry Griff. I don't know whether there is any way to retrieve it, I suspect not.
ilongat v. to remove one's nose hairs by plucking with tweezers
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grinkle
grinkle - the opposite of botox treatment. Especially some older males think that wrinkles improve their looks and take measures accordingly.
levanyope
levanyope n. a 19th century steam driven contraption for the production of artificial laughter
crockstandt
crockstandt - a Bavarian Nonsense Poem
coffwrick
coffwrick - a special candle that emits vapours that either cause or soothe coughing
sneffljock
sneffljock - verb
to steal a small piece of underwear from the victim's body, undetected.
mundre
mundre - a Swedish brand of detergent
klepple
klepple a small objet d'art which fits easily into minaudière or vest pocket of the discriminating kleptomaniac.
kribbelometer
kribbelometer - informal name for a sparkling wine (Kribbelwasser) testing device. In essence it tests the bubbliness which does not just depend on the CO2 levels but also on the nature of the interface between the liquid and the forming gas bubbles.
truvilant
truvilant - having a particularly freaky interface between the liquid and forming gas bubbles.
bombilatry
bombilatry
1.original meaning: excessive fondness of brass (wind) instruments, esp. military bands
2.popular but false meaning: being infected with Douhetism
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geldertasp
geldertasp - to line up chocolate coins in gold wrappers so they form the shape of a snake - an activity mainly occuring at Chanukah
jupstickle
jupstickle - a small, spiky object found in haystacks, often by loving couples
glent
glent- (noun) the way the light shines on Glen Campbell (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/52/The_Glen_Campbell_Goodtime_Album_album_cover.jpg/220px-The_Glen_Campbell_Goodtime_Album_album_cover.jpg)'s hair.
deeferone
deeferone - the pheromone of the stag beetle
lofference
lofference - the amount by which a gentleman's hat is seen to rise above his head when greeting a lady. Too little may result in the end of an affair; too much will give rise to rumours.
plewty
plewty - the strange aroma dunnikin divers emit after post-work bathing
borlized
borlized - rendered useless by the Uncertainty Principle
whippersnapple
whippersnapple - a spring-loaded claw on a rope, used by sadistic flagellators to seize and hold their prey.
beukes
NB this word was made up and typed in by Cap'nB.
beukes - yiddish
1) work for beukes = work for chicken feed = being underpaid
2) not very bright - "He's a beukes fella. No surprise that he is always paid even less than his work is worth"
cnisen
Cnisen: automobile manufactured in Tierra del Fuego, known for using seagull poo as an alternative energy source
snipherine
snipherine - a phony margarine aroma that bad dieters add to their butter to try to fool others that they are being more careful about their cholesterol intake.
scabbatical
scabbatical noun paid holiday taken by professional strike-breaker.
krevillemeister
krevillemeister- that which is undefinable.
Birkenstalk
Thank you for reviving this, Opsa. :)
Birkenstalk - jargon spoken in the town of Birkenhead by itinerant custard-wollockers.
pansetivity
You're welcome!
pansetivity- (see lily-livered)
hesitute
hesitute - a sub-ordinacy of the court of common asseizin, competent to grant writs of enfumblement and blottage but not trucklement.
You forgot to come up with a new one to define >:(
Oh, dear, how tragic. :D
trucklement
trucklement - a rural lorry spare parts and repair shop
brikeling
brikeling - a baby brick
bunticular
bunticular - affected/afflicted by a lens fault
borfwink
borfwink - a dull little man with an eye patch
lastry
lastry- the doughnut left in the box.
pixitol
pixitol
1. a cleaning fluid for computer flatscreens
2. a pixiecide (works also on rodents)
3. a secretion from the rectal glands of pixies highle desired by perv-umists
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simatophar
simatophar- something similar to a samovar, but not quite.
philoboxoid
philoboxoid - a mathematician that is a bit too much into certain curves (not what you think, you perv!)
uttrictor
uttrictor - the noise made when in the death throws caused by certain poisons.
bar-b-quibble
bar-b-quibble - the little dispute around the grill at the beginning of many a devastating family feud.
sarnotation
sarnotation - the lettering on sign-posts written with the fillings from sandwiches
convessiak
convessiak - a catechumen of the Pseudo-Mogulite order of SS Bostril and Gritek. A convessiak will normally have already taken vows of allegropy and pusilism but not yet donned the purple undervest of Nikritowicz.
snok
snok - slang word for a person acting snobbiish about his (or rarely her) abject poverty.
homple
homple- what a pixie does after you've sprayed it with pixitol.
blencourage
blencourage - the PR guys around bigwigs that keep away the press.
jolping
jolping- the sound a cat makes when it's coughing up a furr-ball.
exuary
exuary - the person who helps you give all your money away to the deserving wealthy citizens
poptickle
poptickle - a rarely-noticed item of ceremony performed at the disenfumblement of a Coptic Archipope.
disenfumblement
disenfumblement - the complicated procedure to get said coptic cleric out of his regalia/vestments after the inthronisation
tyromachia
tyromachia - autocratic prince of darkness
liskminch
liskminch
an antique, filigreed silver tongs used to serve candied lutefisk after Sunday services in the Fellowship Hall.
vartilsblok
vartilsblok - a term of Scandinavian origin for an obstruction of the bowel which renders the sufferer incapable of venting wind.
blafferage
blafferage - the soft parts between a dragon's toes
unmetracle
unmetracle
Controversial therapy technique to help obsessed New York baseball fans learn to live rich, meaningful lives.
chrestomancy
chrestomancy - 'notch-reading'
originally a way of reading the fate of the owner of a blade weapon by looking at the notches in the edge.
Today a slightly derogatory term for a forensic method of examining knifes etc. used in crimes.
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hlengird
Hlengird
Nerdy younger brother of Hengist and Horsa who preferred to stay quietly at home building the fledgling art and science of chrestomancy.
tiskodecht
tiskodecht - an old Welsh spring ritual
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knaughtler
knaughtler - A troggle-fumbler's woggling hammer.
crostle
crostle - a special blacksmith tool to get a piece of iron into certain shapes in one go
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trepideld
trepideld- frightened of ancient things that are no longer understood.
phno
phno - a traditional SE Asian woodwind instrument
tiriphai
tiriphai: a frightening Mediterranean dessert.
blanfrex
blanfrex - an abrasive toothpaste
hiltust
hiltrust - a sum of money bequeathed to someone called Hilary administered by her uncle
pontewacked
pontewacked - having had an encounter with a bridge troll
solophorn
solophorn - one legged giraffe approaching from a northerly direction
bistwick
bistwick
medieval English
a smallish holding, smaller than a bailiwick.
crepuscholar
crepuscholar - informal title for rectors of Canadian universities
minkay
minkay - the punishment perpertrated upon children who fail to remeber the alphabetic beyond the letter K.
bichwinkle
bichwinkle - the true meaning of this word is too notty to mention, so I shall make up an innocent explanation:
- to extract a female dog from a small refuge.
grish
grish- fish gristle.
alipony
alipony
The outrageous demands of a childish ex-spouse.
phertigeau
phertigeau - a sorry excuse for wine (the equivalent of American (US) beer)
sebletan
sebletan - any attempt to turn an outdoor activity into a sport
probottilisk
probottilisk = a monument erected in remembrance of the probiotics that prevent botulism
macbist
macbist - A version of Macbeth in Bristol dialect.
spule
spule - to vomit on Christams Day.
guenect
guenect - to possivate a guendole by platching with grundle.
positrobe
positrobe - a "sprayer electrode" just for positrons
wharlobe
wharlobe - a werewolf's ear.
trossic
trossic - a term from the ropemaking profession. It describes a complex relationship between thickness, flexibility and strength.
sirbintle
sirbintle - what they do to you in a mosque if you forget to take your shoes off.
meab
meab - a Welsh term of family relation. If a female of clan A marries into clan B and her daughter marries a male from clan A who is the son of a female originally from clan C (while the father is from clan A naturally) then the latter couple is meab.
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clowtin
clowtin - a protein that causes large red noses, very long feet and excessively large smiles
boolin
boolin - the sound a baby makes when his/her favourite toy is out of reach
hinmunny
hinmunny - a wood spririt (no, not methanol) worshipped in Thailand
harsolg
harsolg
legendary malevolent spirit which torments spammers on the Afterlife
grainosche
grainosche - the residue left in the barrel when making bourbon
oterbeck
oterbeck - a district of Yorkshire so remote that it was last visited in 1693. A henpecked husband is said to be oterbeck and call, meaning that he is never seen in the pub.
samperly
samperly - weak in the upper arm. Term applied historically to low-performing archers. A more vulgar term is wenchbow
liesencammer
liesencammer - a small vehicle used to transport ducks to market
jerfindle
jerfindle - a long hooded sweater for use when caving naked
http://www.barenakedcaving.co.uk/Bare_Naked_Caving/Welcome.html
untergabden
untergabden - garment worn under the Gabden in cold weather. In severe conditions an Übergabden may also be added.
strink
strink - the sound of scratching an array of parallel bars/thin tubes/ridges, esp. metal ones or the act od creating this sound (e.g. with a stick on a lattice fence).
semiperdoe
semiperdoe: not fully perdoe.
glorx
I get the impression some (more than 1) players here tries to wiggle out of giving actual definitions >:( >:( >:(
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glorx - the sound soft mud that has just begun to freeze makes when someone steps into it
sophtery
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 28, 2013, 10:28:33 PM
I get the impression some (more than 1) players here tries to wiggle out of giving actual definitions >:( >:( >:(
yes......... I tend to duck rather than wiggle out
sophtery - an island not far from Lesbos
pimdirdact
pimdirdact - a treatise on the proper behaviour on pilgrimages (very popular in the 14th century)
enthrophone
enthrophone - a communications device, used by security officers, designed especially for, and only on, coronation day
miroxpedia
miroxpedia - the scientific term for the practices of fakirs
hingolgin
Hingolgin - shadowy éminence grise behind the Russian revolution, this Buktranian splodnik was responsible for secreting ignoble bourgeois objects in Grodnivian's underwear, which led to his precipitate downfall.
pundifold
pundifold - the group name for a collecion of wise men
fonkpit
fonkpit- where Hungarians toss their trash.
quentenic
quentenic - the quentenic era was a period in Indian history directly preceding the Mughal era when 5 feuding smaller Hindu states weakened each other so much that muslimic Mongols could overrun them and establish their own strong empire in Northern India.
plomphils
plomphils- A group of very large and flamboyantly dressed gentlemen commonly seen in royal Prussian parades during the 14th century. They were usually seated up front in order to block the royal's view of the hoi polloi as their carriage was drawn down the public streets.
spacudar
Hm, there was no kingdom of Prussia at that time and even less one that would have had military parades.
spacudar - a close relative of the barracuda that is only found in a rather confined region in the Indian ocean.
horghert
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 01, 2013, 10:39:41 PM
Hm, there was no kingdom of Prussia at that time and even less one that would have had military parades.
See? Now you know that I didn't use an actual definition! :P
horghert: the active cultures found in a prostitute.
Bleshnale
Bleshnale - small town in Flanders, location of a minor battle in WW1
jilliard
jilliard
A game introduced to the genteel pubs located near Academies for Young Gentlewomen, to avoid the indelicacy inherent in billiard games.
craughswhocke
CraughsWhocke - a social network in eastern Poland
ortender
ortender - French; 'to take of the gold'; maitre d'ortender was the official title of the treasurer under the French kings before 1789
cuberline
cuberline - a variety of pexagonal sproat grown in Prussia at the time of its nonexistence.
disembogulation
I could now join the game and just define it as the reversal of the part behind the dis- embiggening it with more cromulent words thrown in.
Please feel free! ;D
Plomphils, the lot of ya! ;)
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on April 02, 2013, 01:49:21 PM
cuberline - a variety of pexagonal sproat grown in Prussia at the time of its nonexistence.
:ROFL:
disembogulation: the systematic removal of Pete moss.
eggsplatly
eggsplatly - adverb - in the manner of a raw egg being broken over a bishop's mitreless head.
pexagonal
pexagonal - to flex ones pex while walking along the lines of a pentogram
bormaster
bormaster- one who practices the pexagonal ritual a mite too often, and then brags about it on Facebook.
alsentual
alsentual - a form of contract involving 4 persons (one of them the notary)
lierongs
lierongs
Waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
Grubernatorial
Grubernatorial - a memorial lecture delivered annually to the mummified members of the Gruber Society, all of whom have been dead for at least 200 years.
hossit
hossit - the traditional 'high school' of (horse) cab driving. Originally developed at St.Fiacre (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiaker) in Paris, later adopted in Vienna in its current form and central part of the Fahrdienstprüfung for Fiaker drivers.
muegenot
muegenot - a decoy word designed by the CIA to make bystanders think their agents are talking about a French protestant cow, when in fact it means something else.
(http://dullandboring.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/classified.jpg)
gomphrey
gomphrey - the right hand of a gombeen-man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombeen_man) (i.e. the enforcer of the loan shark)
hainding
hainding - a Lancashire word for anal sex.
swerge
swerge - A scottish combat knife, curved like a scimitar but smaller
hrenfalk
hrenfalk- a very tiny bird of prey, thought to be extinct. Last observed in 14th century Prussia.
blerntain
blerntain - deliberately getting on someone's nerves by repeating a lame joke over and over (perfected by Mark Twain who also coined the term)
jokoput
jokoput = the term for a clown in Liliputian society
gofherrin
gofherrin - a rather unusual female incarnation of Santa Claus/Father Christmas, literally mistress of gifts
lopehade
lopehade - where wolves go when they die
tinkwett
tinkwett - a tinsmith's sharpening tool
tongspen
tongspen- a feeling of shame felt at having been scolded for making a lame joke.
herschin
herschin - a Russian unit of area; 1 herschin = 112*112 arschin (6345 m²)
silamlok
silamlok - a kind of dish prepared with strips of pasta, raisins, milk and waste water, popular in Eastern Europe
tichpish
tichpish an expression of dismissal used by children between the ages of 11 and 19 born to noble families in mid-14th century Proto-Prussia.
swainewryghte
swainewryghte - a type of metal plate nailed to the underneath of the feet of bucolic peasants when courting - the noise of the metal over cobbles was said to be very attractive to young maidens - in 14th century proto-Prussia
quinkledish
Streets where peasants were allowed to walk then were not cobbles either
quinkledish - a short whip used by English castle reeves on Irish peasants. Today still an Irish slang term for abusive bosses.
chirboon
herschin - a variety of fostrilised blavitt, used in the ceremonial headdresses of the Andagon priests of Spoffalonia.
vilt
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on April 04, 2013, 09:45:43 AM
herschin - a variety of fostrilised blavitt, used in the ceremonial headdresses of the Andagon priests of Spoffalonia.
vilt
You come a full page to late for that >:(
chirboon- (Poecile anubis) a large, hairy olive-colored member of the chickadee family.
francastasia
franc|a|stasia - a conservative policy position in France before the Euro that demanded to decouple the Franc from the European currency system, making it free-floating again. Opponents of this were derogatorily referred to as 'franccatenist' (those that put the Franc in chains).
felange
felange a hideous 14th century French "cracking" punishment wrought upon those who respond to the wrong post.
see also "fêler"
sneckterine
sneckterine - what you get when genetically crossing pears and oranges
murmocade
murmocade The muttered comments of disgruntled workers as an executive strolls through.
ex: No, I won't get you a coffee from the break room; it's creepy crossing the murmocade.
rubrikscon
rubrikscon - a six sided three dimensional cube, decorated with strawberry jam and whipped cream, often found in longbarrows
foypolic
foypolic - they way certain arthropods procreate halfway between internal and external fertilisation
arcosoxic
acrosoxic - the brain's reaction to sniffing dirty socks - no known cure, although MRI scans can identify the area affected
vulponiture
vulponiture - a style of furniture featuring stuffed raptors mounted above the seated person's head
colferist
colferist - the tendancy to name one's pet ferrits Colin
bastlast
bastlast - huge weights that were affixed to the top of ships' masts. Since this tended to cause ships to capsize, the practice was discontinued after several years.
cotletary
cotletary (formally: cotletary use) - official term for the practice of 'hot bunking' where 3 people have to share two cots (common on smaller ships, esp. submarines)
knovash
knovash crumbage accruing in the bottom of the toaster.
kliegdarque
kliegdarque - a type of cummerbund use only in the German court
derfender
derfender - first/last house in a linear village. It's one of those misspelled loan words from German (like the infamous 'burgomaster' <Bürgermeister = mayor>). Correct spelling would be Dorf|en|der.
dulfractometry
dulfractometry - the art of measuring levels of boredom and irritation
pasquitch
pasquitch - the smaller cousin of the sasquatch.
quillpas
quillpas = writing implement manufatured from the feathered quills of the smaller cousin of the sasquatch.
ok, who is not trying now?
lombic
Well, there IS a sasquatch and it is (to our knowledge) mammalian and thus not feathered (unless it got tarred)
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lombic - belonging to the prehistoric culture on Lombok (island separated from Bali by the Lombok Strait). The Aboriginal culture in Australia can be traced back to there.
repherdic
repherdic - a medical treatment for sore muscles where hot taffy is applied to the effected region
stickplating
stickplating - tiling with selfadhesive tiles
rhonafelt
rhonafelt- a flocked material so overused in mid-1960's America that it's mention has been banned in the fashion world.
sporgled
sporgled - overfed with root vegetables
sloonhet
sloonhet the understudy for the mezzo soprano in medieval 14th century proto-opera.
dzaumbee
dzaumbee - a West African musical instrument derived from the musical bow with a large attached resonance body. The instrument can produce both deep resonant sounds and high pitched ones. The name is thought to be onomatopoeic
rongfong
rongfong - a Chinese interior design philosophy whose main feature is attaching all chairs to the ceiling
brunderbent
brunderbent - Icelandic for accident on a ski slope; often confused with brúnterbend = tanning bed
roistler
roistler- an individual who gives a brutally physical wake-up call.
gemislosh
gemislosh - type of jaccusi of melted down liquid gem stones in which top Politicians and Bankers like to bathe.
luvnush
luvnush- a pre-coital meal.
fascinodor
fascinodor - the perfume of rightwingers (lame joke, I know)
corculonit
corculonit- a unit of measure used to gauge how many times Opsa can irritate Swato before he grumbles. Oops! I've just gone one corculonit over the line, again. Sorry, old chap.
bobustahedron
bobustahedron - the shape Swato adopts when irritated by Opsa
loganefu
loganefu - a large lawn tractor
(that is a take on the Lawinufa, an actual term in German for agricultural vehicles)
ufenagol
ufenagol- follower of the ufen religion. Lower case is mandatory, since the ufenagols practice extreme humility.
foinkment
foinkment - very traditional cosmetics newly popularized. Talking vastly overpriced pigs grease here.
vecispula vulgaris
vecispula vulgaris - scientific name of the brown barking spider
vendelpic
vendelpic - the art of the Vendel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vendel_era) era
senuvial
senuvial erudite synonym for aged, most properly used in botany.
chuilte
chuilte - a traditional Aztec vessel for hot drinks
gexphute
gexphute- an adjective used to describe something that looks solid and heavy but is actually airy and light.
repdeg
repdeg - traditional term for 'belaying pin receptacle' on old sail ships
voinaymir (not a Russian name or proper noun)
voinaymir - a Russian vampire that lives on vodka
lengian
lengian - affected by a certain genetic disorder leading to terrible disfiguration. Named after the inhabitants of the plateau of Leng in the stories of HP Lovecraft.
droumar
droumar - a threat to drown one's mother by people with a Norfolk accent overlaid with nasal intoneation - cf. rounyoors meaning round yours as in I coming roun yoors as spoken in East Anglia
vitalstaps
vitalstaps - A term used in Great Britain for CPR. Believed to have originated in Kent.
orgomalist
orgomalist - someone applying Wilhelm Reich's theories to horticulture (in particular the growing of apples). <not the psychology but the Orgon energy stuff>
jultanesh
jultanesh- a kind of mould cultivated for use in the making of fig wine.
Strartheus
strartheus (Latin, originally Greek) - temple servant whose job it is to keep the cult image/idol clean
metorotic
metorotic - applying to lint balls that fall from outer space
monocleptic
monocleptic - always stealing from the same person
saufigel
saufigel- a mythological prophylactic balm that protects a person from everything.
kukajer
kukajer - the short cutting spear used by Ghurka women
lukirent
lukirent - to pay your landlord with tepid liquids instead of cash
burkawolt
burkawolt
verb to put down spammers with extreme prejudice.
dthehlifission
dthehlifission - the process by which English dropped ð Ð þ Þ Æ æ thus splitting from the Norse orthographic consent.
espentawl
espentawl : becoming bankrupt in cyberspace with electronic money
quastquantics
quastquantics - a deformation of the foot cause by a combination of bad footwear and footwork
sekkelhems
sekkelhems - A unit of currency used in Outer Elbonia. Sadly, sekkelhems can only be exchanged for peshims, and the rate of 227 sekkelhems per peshim.
jostelwien
jostelwien - a pre-motor version of a motel at the outskirts of Vienna
funacre
funacre : the part of a village reserved for travelling funfairs
bunpiste
bunpiste - German for a certain type of cobblestone street
goccunale
goccunale- the stage at which a party goes from being just a party to an orgy.
blibby
blibby - getting in and out of (un)consciousness uncontrollably. "He was totally blibby and thus could not not remember coherently what had happened or what had been said"
sovadreight
sovadreight - a common additive to over-the-counter sleep aids
laskentle
laskentle - a traditional vessel used by vintners to carry the grapes from the vineyard to the vine press
salitomic
salitomic - to be in a state of moistening one's lips
brubshast
brubshast - a trademarked hiccup relaxant
shorbheyde
shorbheyde- a fatal poison designed to be hidden easily in frozen confections.
saysentawer
saysentawer - Japanese air traffic controller
beditndatn
beditndatn - the nth occurence of the smallest byte in a computer after being put into the state of sleep
coubustic
coubustic- used to describe the point at which one's eardrums rupture from noises that are too loud.
asphute
asphute - a medium rank in satanism. To be precise, it is the lowest rank that is allowed to touch he virgin in the black mass
blutchink
blutchink- the sound of a coin being dropped into a sack of blood money.
hyperfosic
hyperfosic - the characteristic of a special type of fibre of quasi-dendrimeric structure, i.e. the main chain has side chains at regular intervalls which in turn have shorter side chains of their own and so forth. Hyperfosic fibres are used to produce 'super felt' that has many technical applications.
serephirnic
serephirnic - describing babies that are not cherubic
konoculic
konoculic - adjective used to describe something that is chic but also very inexpensive.
forblester
konoculic - the typical shape of Siberian yurts (that signifcantly differ from the archetypal Mongolian ones)
forblester - the fireproof shield used by forest firefighters
hincledey
hincledey : a kind of bed for people who are exhausted by hiccups which aids recovery
tucklepeece
tucklepeece - a punching ball for toddlers aspiring to become boxers
lemkematwey
lemkematwey: Calculations used in designing a Lunar Excursion Module.
plezith
plezith : the generic term for the pleasure palace of an overweight sultan (similar to Brighton Royal Pavilion {George IV}).
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/69/Brighton_Royal_Pavilion.jpg)
monocouture
monocouture: the craze for wearing a single garment.
fiequinqse
fiequinqse- a glamorous, sexy, likable style displayed by some villains. (See Dr. Frank-n-Furter. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFEY92WK77I))
Zhertzer
Zhertzer - the speed at which the recital of the alphabet endangers children's nursery schools
lolopictor
lolopictor - a lolcat artist using not a camera but brush and easel
wirvorile
wirvorile - a cave dwelling bird that navigates by screeching loudly, then flying into walls
optricon
optricon - an optical component with a shape about half between a trigonal prism and a tetraeder. Used for non-linear beamsplitters.
quentromegal
quentromegal - a rom-com directed by a female person masquerading as Quentin Crisp.
bumtucker
bumtucker - a clever contraption that prevents the shirt (or similar upper-body clothing) from slipping out of the trousers when bowing forward without being uncomfortable.
hornbrecker
hornbrecker - a person who cleans the spit valves on brass instruments for an orchestra
turwinser
turwinser - a patented Austrian mop design that allows an easy cleaning of corners too
salfezzio
salfezzio- a seldom used opera voice, said to sound like a drowning Dervish.
buzaprode
buzaprode - Italian term for the office of street sweeper in small towns
rogalefa
rogalefa - a delicacy made from deep-fried cheese spiced with milkweed
treemerous
tre|(h)e|me|rous - the period of three days between the coronation and inthronisation of the Byzantine emperor
smalectole
smalectole - a sandwich made of chocolate covered bologna between two slices of rye bread
yittermess
yittermess : a desert similar to Eton Mess but with dried yitters rather than cream.
kirkiddy
kirkiddy- reminiscent of William Shatner playing Captain Kirk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tMVK42yQg). Example: "Unfortunately, his acting came off as highly kirkiddy."
limbuvique
limbuvique - a small shop where prosthetics may be purchased
dindeshel
dindeshel - the loud and awful sound made by Des O'Connor when supposedly singing.
buneyqute
buneyqute - a lagomorph found in Wales
donaflick
donaflick - a film about Turkish food
burtost
burtost- a hard slab of overdone bread, excellent under haggis.
slensedis
slensedis - a diet supplement made from lima beans and haggis
mortecula
mortecula
1) a very poisonous caterpillar (of the species papilio taxinea)
2) a flail-like weapon used in Medieval Indonesia
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sornigelix
sornigelix - a roundabout where no road tax for vehicles is needed
gorbitch
gorbitch complaining about Perestroika and Glasnost by fashionable Russians in the late 1980's.
klaksyne
klaksyne - a kind of siren that does not produce a howling sound but a series of bangs. The effect is created by parallel lamellae of wood that get forced together violently by a partial vacuum caused by them passing a series of slits in the siren drum during the quick rotation of the ensemble. At slow speeds there is a whirring sound while at high speeds it sounds like a string of firecrackers. Independently invented in Chian and Japan in the late 18th century.
gherpholc
gerpholc - an illness brought on by having gherkins stuck in your follicles
bisdubial
bisdubial - a situation in court where the conduct of both sides is highly doubtful, e.g. if both plaintiff and defendant are not the persons they seem/claim to be.
"We had a rather bisdubial situation in court today. Plaintiff and defendant claimed to be father and son while both were of the same age" "Actually it was trisdubial since both were sisters of the presiding judge."
xenophimotic
xenophimotic - pertaining to alien music
jyperclaus
jyperclaus
Yes, Vriginia, there is a Jyperclaus. He exists as certainly as warp drives and nacelle tubes and dilithium crystals exist...
dakeyahnz
dakeyahnz - "thank you" in the dialect of Upper Lower East Bavaria
haloneous
haloneous - a type of behaviour common in ultra-religious circles. It's behaving like one is already a canonized saint and people should spot the halo/nimbus. The term is almost universally used pejoratively.
craside
craside- West Virginian amblyopia.
derpendicular
I had to actually look up amblyopia to make sure that you did not make that word up ;)
derpendicular - following the force vector acting on a perpendicular wall of a building by other elements of the structure. In gothic buildings the flying buttresses follow the derpendicular line.
scloreticist
scloreticist - one who practices scloreticy
scloreticy - the study of sexual orientation of beetles
koperderis
koperderis
1) Egyptian goddess of the ocean
2) informal insurance term; describes the point where the co-pay gets so large that even the terminally sick insured prefer to drop out (in case of health insurance)
luptogome
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 14, 2013, 11:32:40 AM
haloneous - a type of behaviour common in ultra-religious circles. It's behaving like one is already a canonized saint and people should spot the halo/nimbus. The term is almost universally used pejoratively.
I think this is of general use, not just in religious situation.
No, non-religious persons of that type are radiatrous. ;)
luptogome- the chromosome found in Romanians that makes them fight.
beuphpool
Quote from: Swatopluk on May 15, 2013, 07:56:31 PM
No, non-religious persons of that type are radiatrous. ;)
They may be that, but they are a pain in the neck too.
beuphpool - a communal expanse of water for washing the hair, with the correct pH balance in the water as per shampoo bottles contents, obviating the need to use commercially produced shampoo.
lixwithy
beuphpool - the commander of a 1000 men in classical Thailand (Empire of Ayuttaya)
lementshok
Oops!
lementshok - posting incorrectly in a forum thread
(..and the US takes on both the UK and Germany)
lixwithy- an old-fashioned term for the kind of plastic surgeon that fixes lips.
lementshok- to become alarmed by how much one is regretting something, such as posting incorrectly in a forum thread.
clavette
clavette - a French type of folding chair
trolestine
trolestine - to behave accidentally like an unwanted poster on a forum
gorgolbast
gorgolbast - Icelandic swear word/verbal injury, literal meaning: bumptious yarn-spinner
yukyak
yukyak - a poster on a thread who is ignored by all other posters
senstrite
senstrite - to undervalue the sense of taste, touch, etc; having no sympathy for the blind, etc.
wupzist
wupzist- a person who apologizes for the mistakes of others. Wupzism is sometimes caused by neuroses while other times it is a paid position.
Scabbadu
Scabbadu a strikebreaker on the Flinstones
rechoirment
rechoirment - when an entire choir is likked, rechoirment is require to rebuild a new choir (archaic)
postletwonk
Quote from: pieces o nine on May 20, 2013, 04:57:15 AM
Scabbadu a strikebreaker on the Flinstones
:ROFL: !!!
postletwonk- An anal-retentive biblical scholar.
bevatuity
bevatuity archaic
Gratuity placed on "a round for the house" tap beverages in Classical roman pubs.
mannidgemint
mannidgemint - a mixture of perfumes and volatile psychotropic substances used by some companies to increase the productivity (and docility) of their employees by distributing it via AC.
chorfex
chorfex- fake laughter. Example: From the other room she could not hear the lame jokes, only the chorfex that punctuated them.
zindiblar
Zindiblar - a Czech term for traditional small brass bands (cf. the Austrian 'Schrammel' music)
bjodeklaire
bjodeklaire - Swedish Daleks who thrive on a diet of chocolate eclairs.
runklestalk
runklestalk popular name for an exceptionally curly variety of parsley.
dtyncke
dtyncke- a derogatory Russian term for a highly irritating person.
gappel
gappel - A block of wood (usually maple) sized to fit between the station platform and the step down from the train.
widgefruth
widgefruth- a dancer for Drimble Wedge and the Vegetations (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au9_vfx6t6c).
izythethon
izythethon watching all the Eddie Izzard stand-up dvds, one after another, until one's vocabulary begins to change, yeah, followed by impersonations of Sean Connery and stream-of-consciousness miming.
schnortle
schnortle - the sound made when a fizzy drink explodes out of your nose because you drank it too fast
frobwisp
frobwisp a heavier version of will o'the wisps.
quertayle
quertayle- (old English) in reference to a horse's tail which has been trimmed to a quarter of it's length. example: I bet my money on a quertayle mare, somebody bet on the bay. (Which is, of course, how "Camptown Races" was sung in merrie olde England.
spinonomomich
spinonomomich - aka common thornylaw; a vine-like shrub originally found in Asia Minor. Used as a flogging implement first in pre-classical Greece (esp. for punishing slaves). Later adopted by ascetic monks in Syria and Egypt. During the crusades the plant got imported to Western Europe and can still be found in many monastery gardens.
seriophonone
seriophonone - type of loud speaker used by lovers when seronading their adored one above on a balcony cf. Romeo & Juliet
foutle
foutle - a sex toy mentioned by Shakespeare (a French invention of course)
mumanka
mumanka: what a mummy calls his mummy.
Puelentalier
Puelentalier - French immigrant to Wales (term coined and used by this distinct group itself)
gerlenbolg
gerlenbolg A mythical spear asserted to be the only defence against the Gáe Bolg.
pawpchorne
pawpchorne - a famous South African monkey soup
soptul
soptul- a person who has overloaded on the music of Jethro Tull. Symptoms include hopping up and down on one foot while wearing a long, flowing overcoat.
instabulity
instabulity - the capability to barf on command without the need of tools like peacock feathers or fingers in the throat.
ragadulsim (or ragadulism, if that fits better, or both)
ragadulism: a belief that east Indian music does or should express the mind-body experience.
pharatait
pharatait(es) - lighthouse keeper in ancient Greece
polygeir
polygeir- a quiver used by Norsemen to hold more than one spear. example: Thor kept many thunderbolts in his polygeir.
afwackel
afwackel - training a dog to not wag its tail unless ordered too. (occasionally also used as a term for dog castration)
hernchen
hernchen - colloquial term for a prolapsed umbilical hernia
quadesquatch
quadesquatch- a large, hairy humanoid with huge feet who has had numerous unconfirmed sightings on college campuses.
fignalia
fignalia
1) trade name for mechanized fig harvesting tools
2) Central implements in the so-called fools' mass, a medieval parody of the holy mass allowed to be conducted during carnival.
sogoliant
sogoliant - a command used by the Twenga tribe in Acacdulka when the want an ant to lie down on it's back
polyfaturite
polyfaturite - a person that has seen all and is fed up with all of it too
lorpex
lorpex: a synthetic material worn by The Lorax. No trees were harmed in the making of this product.
aspiccio
aspiccio - an Italian fashionable drink made from aspic, chianti and strong coffee
grudeled
grudeled: garbled in a way that results in a sound that suggests gargling with a thick substance, such as gruel, usually caused by excess phlegm in the esophagus.
example: Her otherwise exemplary speech was suddenly grudeled by the onset of tuberculosis.
shemlahin
shemlahin - Hebrew term for golem maintenance workers
eremox
Quote from: Swatopluk on August 07, 2013, 03:44:32 PM
shemlahin - Hebrew term for golem maintenance workers
:giggle:
eremox - a type of penicillin suitable only for stoats and wild cats.
bastic
bastic - related to the worship of cats
felmine
felmine - colloquial to Cumberland, UK, falling down a mine shaft
worglevop
worglevop: a term used for a word processor development group that can't get its spell checker to work.
bentilphile
bentilphile - a fan of football player Emanuel Bentil of Ghana.
chasha
chasha : Bolivian term for "shake your booty".
orpetian
orpetian (from Latin: auripetens) possessed of an uncontrolled desire/craving for gold (auri sacra fames)
sorologous
sorologous history of sorority codewords and passwords; dstudy of the same.
phritterous
phritterous - a Greek man or woman having a nervous breakdown
barbicurt
barbicurt- an outdoor dinner arranged so that the host has a chance to be terse with the guests.
venidiction
venidiction - blessing for pay
phagolete
phagolete rare fossils, relatives of Ammonites from the Cretaceous; Phagoletis cornua failed to evolve a digestive tract adequate to its size, and soon became extinct.
Mohtr Psychelle
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venidiction: I shall start using this one!
Mohtr Psychelle - a moth conjuress in a rather obscure French comic strip
segaldous
segaldous: to write in then manner of Erich (Love Story) Segal, that is, with romantic but tragic content.
blinfidor
blinfidor - a Spanish fencing style; very flashy, therefore not universally approved of.
spumatophore
spumatophore: the pieces of french fries at the bottom of the box that are overcooked.
pistrimule
pistrimule - the arena for traditional mule races (mostly a Mexican tradition)
climpateng
climpateng: a palate overstimulated by banana peppers
spetrival
spetrival - An Italian/Spanish sailor call comparable to Ahoy
rertling
rertling - the smallest baby hedgehog in a litter
wekwot
wekwot - a small flower endemic to the Welsh mountains
stonkblast
stonkblast: an explosive sneeze-like sound made by the Scottish goose
gyronphix
gyronphix - a failed clone of McDonalds in Greece
myrtacle
myrtacle- One of the three miracles performed by Saint Myrtle of Poughkeepsie. These are: The opening of the seven tins of tuna without a device (she used her teeth, which were remarkably weak), The raising of the Deb (Her daughter Deborah was an extremely difficult child) and the walking on the waffle iron while it was still hot, in a pair of fluffy slippers without bursting into flames. (The last myrtacle has never been successfully refuted, though there have been several attempts over the years.)
biddlecree
biddlecree - the correct word for the excess of hair around an elderly lady's face and chin.
fatbender
fatbender - the English nickname of Joseph Beuys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Beuys)
moelkglat
moelkglat- anyone who gets the hots for the guy doing the circumcision. (Rare.)
bevelositize
bevelositize - a nasty prank consisting of bevelling the steps on the basement stairs and removing the lightbulb lighting them. Also used to get 'accidentaly' rid of relatives
supraemplosure
supraemplosure- detachment even from one's self.
fallardment
fallardment - execution by dropping of a big weight on the delinquent
olmencragh
olmencragh - a group of ancient men on top of a mountainside - usually revered.
potswangler
potswangler - very informal term, a guy urinating with very bad aiming skills
aerulauser
aerulauser an emerging dog breed
cryptonight
cryptonight - party time at Bletchley Park
enicklety
enicklety- Just a little too cute, bright and zany, like the Nickolodeon website.
tashle
tashle - a tropical freshwater fish aka the swimming pickpocket
orniflent
orniflent beaded mini-tassels or net-like ornaments surrounding the ruff of a larger tassel
inkredjuleous
inkredjuleous - a bank policy of 'no credit before Xmas'
sulablonca
sulablonca an apéritif specially chosen to complement an entree of Belgian Waffles.
whauphfeltz
whauphfeltz - a warm cloth made from dog hair
bironalsic
bironalsic - someone who speaks in pentameters at all times.
lugwornit
lugwornit- any insect that manages to fly into your car before you close the door.
billistene
billistene - a can made out of polystyrene used for boiling water in the bush, usually unsuccessfully
rukkmether
rukkmether - a type of moonshine booze especially popular on the Faroese Islands. Only genuine when containing at least 1% of diethylether (standard is 2.5-3.5%).
thrungster
thrungster- a youngster who thrives in a throng.
spedasitor
spedasitor The one who spends hope to those who thirst
siqqaluq
siqqaluq- a person who tediously complains about his good fortune.
amnasturung
amnasturung the traditional Mongolian treatment for PMS
spoelphoate
spoelphoate- the brain chemical necessary for an otherwise normal person to become a salesman.
zelphim
Zelphim - (also Selaphim) aquatic angels with the capability to sing psalms underwater
serdilian
serdilian - the name of the band of folk singers who had a number one hit with "to be or not to be".
postleteep
postleteep: the brightest falling star of a meteor shower
minterple
minterple
1) min|terple - Greek dancing school for children
2) mint|erple - male duck in mint sauce, a Dutch delicacy (for Brit tourists at least)
malaphertsy
malaphertsy- an embarrassing dilemma involving the need to bow for royalty coinciding with the need to pass gas.
hotersaphize
hotersaphize - a method to hide the flaws of imperfect precious and semiprecious stones
leotherkocq
leotherkocq: an ascot worn by lions at formal dinners
debracious
debracious - to be shunned by your Queen when being presented at court (female) due to the ccolour of your skin.
logatherapic
logatherapic - verbal treatment of dyslexia
sophopound
sophopound to make emphatic gestures during a scholarly speech.
demichogge
demichogge - a creature from Christian myth which is half pig and half goose. Rarely seen.
poliwofflic
poliwofflic - a dog that sheds its hairy coat more than once a year
misopampe
misopampe- a Japanese spa treatment involving full immersion into a warm vat of fermented rice.
wallocarpus
wallocarpus - a picker of wallflowers (usually with dishonest intentions)
dondracherp
dondracherp- a songbird of extreme southern Sri Lanka
excephalo
excephalo - part of the Egyption mummification process, specifically the removal of the brain through the nose
poudochan
poudochan- a "bowl" haircut once thought to have originated in China, but later found to have been invented by Moe Howard in the earlier part of the twentieth century.
gungle
gungle - a precursor of the cupcake. Originally Austrian (Gungele, diminuitive form of Gugel)) it got popular in Switzerland at the turn of the 20th century (as the Gungli). During arms talks in Geneva an American catering company (US delegates do not eat foreign food) got hold of the recipe and marketed it in the US under the more English sounding name 'Gungle'. Because it got also trademarked plagiarists changed the name and slightly also the outer appearance and sold it under the now common term cupcake.
liffeling
liffeling - Irish river fish, particularly in the Dublin area but also found elsewhere at certain times of the year
pitoforous
pitoforous - a linguistic term that refers to those indogermanic languages that did no undergo the switch from i to a as in *pitar > father, pater, Vater
selemnic
selemnic- a person who is addicted to plastic surgery.
higotrism
higotrism - addiction to the alkaloids from higota serpentifolia, a shrublike plant native to Brazil
hudralgan
hudralgan - a character from a future Harry Potter novel that will never be written, published or even conceived.
barsing
barsing - karaoke before the modern equipment got invented. Still practised in some rural pubs.
brengerist
brengerist - someone addicted to cleaning guns
loristivious
loristivious - showing the peculiar behaviour of Loris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loris). Rarely meant as a compliment
servalitude
servalitude - a hatred of servants, usually displayed by the upper claasses
serviscitude
serviscitude the slings and arrows of waiting on an outrageous public.
sleenges
sleenges - the struts that connect the skids of a sled with the load carrying part
ilrikr
ilrikr- in Gaelic lore, an evil pixie who makes casual curses come true.
requachet
requachet - a soundproof frog trap
gilshming
gilshming- a wound caused by a fish hook.
sybbycelerous
sybbycelerous - vegetables gorwn in the dark and thus almost colourless
senften
senften a rare pigmy vole so small that it has become endangered merely by the fact that it is extremely difficult to locate a mate due to both size and poor eyesight.
allangaspown
allangaspown - originally the Zulu word for the British head of the South African government derived from the misheard nickname of the Boers for him that translates as '(he with) long spurs'. Today the term is mainly used for 'petty tyrant' but also for the type of man that manages to sleep with many women against their will but without formally violating rape laws. Despite the general macho attitudes of Zulu men the term is unmistakbly negative implying not 'manly' sexby force but by 'unmanly' trickery.
cheradub
cheradub - from the Scouting movement -- a variation on the dib dib dib dob dob dob: used when particularly young fresh Cubs are present.
Lolapidgiff
Lolapidgiff - a small sailing boat for girl sailing (compare bicycles for boys and girls if you want to know how anyone could have the idea to have different ones).
jocklecoph
jocklecoph : the noise made by male athletes when they run with a chest infection
biclose
biclose - a special two-way valve (aka differential valve) that's used in systems with multiple different pressures that have to be kept in a fixed balance
selenosarcic
selenosarcic- the physical embodiment of the lunar goddess.
belempresis
belempresis - the reproductive cycle of lampreys (lempreia ophthalmononis)
ukosist
ukosist - person with a persistent interest in willow trees native only to the UK.
suckular
suckular - vampire slang for sweet young victim (male or female)
glinterfaux
glinterfaux - People who sing "Take a Pair of Sparkling Eyes" when trying to get to sleep
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bondelero
bondelero - 007 played by Antonio Banderas and singing
haremclops
^ :giggle:
haremclops - clumsy women with hoof like feet
porsino
porsino - a small Mediterranean clam similar to the porcella (that gave us the word porcelain)
meckhool
meckhool- a special, secret gift of divination that is granted by nature to all people of small stature.
befination
befination - a step in the processing of horse meat
shangleton
shangleton- a person who wears so much jewelry that they cannot move without making noise.
foffenfupper
foffenfupper - the technical term for what Marvin Suggs does on the Muppet Show
mippotamy
mippotamy- a delicate operation performed to completely remove the mutant organ that causes some people to think that they are a hippo in Fantasia's "Dance of the Hours".
axtrab
axtrab - a special gait of upper class carriage horses. Less efficient but looking very elegant
martyribum
martyribum - someone who willingly gives up his home to house the homeless, thus becoming homeless themselves.
Uffenbork
Uffenbork - the Dutch equivalent of the cardigan named after Steen van Uffenbork
nermelis
nermelis- an affliction of the eye, causing it to become overly bright and cute. Named after Nermal (http://garfield.wikia.com/wiki/Nermal) the kitten in the Garfield comics.
Toombuctic
toombuctic - the chemical structure of an alloy of iron , mercury and thorium. Of no practical value its main use is for testing and calibrating spectrometers and spectroscopes under a wide variety of conditions.
lombotrytic
lombotrytic- referring to a certain staleness of overused holiday music.
passoquatious
passoquatious - tending to talk only to kill time
polynephamitous
polynephamitous- having many nephams.
escarption
escarption
1) modern use: digging trenches as part of field fortifications
2) old use: part of the planning process for the building of a fortress, the location of trenches in particular
(I would not be surprised at all, if I'd find the term with that meaning in an actual manual)
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jharmoneering
jharmoneering = climbing medium sized mountains in Jharkhand in eastern India with special ropes attached to the feet
upnicminest
upnicminest- a person who aspires to be more optimistic than those around him, even if they are optimistic too.
bliccibod
bliccibod - Specialty food - blintz made with black flour - made only by South African speaking chefs
idicmaxic
idicmaxic: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations to the max, man!
jilken
jilken - shuriken for 10 inch ninjas
grillophat
grillophat - the fate of unpopular pharoahs. Usually served with watercress.
grachilk
grachilk - a rather rough Scottish type of cloth used for overcoats
shekhrigh
shekhrigh: a Transylvanian Borscht belt comic.
bootlehep
bootlehep - an Austrian precursor of the wonderbra
mloridli
mloridli adj, derived from floridly. Refers to the ostentatiously deferential speech used to address the lord or lady of the manor, or any of one's social betters.
ausstenteighschuss
ausstenteighschuss - male characters, created by Jane Austen, who inappropriately bid farewell in too casual a manner to the ladies of middle rank. Analysis shows that this type of character reflects the main theme in all her writing.
barbuchan
barbuchan - medium drunk, the state when a customer in a bar starts to tell 'funny' overlong stories and can only made to stop by inreasing his (usually it's a he) blood alcohol level until the stupor state is reached.
prentival
prentival - 15 minute morning break from work only available to apprentices, excluding the general workforce
opsival
opsival of or relating to holidays with the Ops family
haulidaye
haulidaye - East African honorific title for the 3rd man in a royal household
ghystfagh
ghystfagh- Derogatory term for a Scottish homosexual visitor from the afterlife. Not to be used in nice company!
bleenvire
bleenvire a Moldovian social media site that never really took off
phazebuk
phazebuk: Techno-Assyrian time waster.
Baaleestik
Baaleestik - pidgin for whaling lance (not to be confused with harpoon), term common on 19th century American whalers (cf. Melville, Moby Dick, chapter 'The Spade')
hruntklep
hruntklep- a rhinoceros (or any large, huffy animal) used as a getaway vehicle in a bank robbery.
geviltspaje
geviltspaje - instrument to count the number of times people give an exclamation of surprise, incredulity, or emphasize a statement. often used when kvetching
boroboratrek
boroboratrek the sound of an empty belly on a long hike
Pahsiffick
pahsiffick - the lateral permeability of conducive membranes
jolcelaft
jolcelaft- a pharmaceutical drug designed to give relief to those whose laugh-holes are all plugged up.
rutoygu
rutoygu - Japanese baby rutabaga
lemonricle
lemonricle - a variant of the sliding/slipping on a banana skin joke.
pestafriant
pestafriant - a trademarked rodent trap that shock-freezes them lil buggers
helonafrit
helonafrit- a hot pepper so potent that it is not recommended for consumption by anyone with a stomach lining thinner than one centimeter.
bewonasporf
bewonasporf proper noun; a sub-saharan trickster spirit.
kliefehanchor
kliefhanchor - a kind of shawl worn crossed across the chest and pinned with a kilt pin; found in the Andes.
bakwick
bakwick - a ancient Egyptian scam with false promises of soul improvement
quetelwush
quetelwush An Aztec ceremony obliquely mentioned -- albeit not described clearly -- in extant codices, believed to celebrate a private triumph.
nyarcholepsie
nyarcholepsie - the stupor affecting survivors of close encounters with Nyarlathotep
drolefechive
drolefechive - vegatables made out of iron filings in order to amuse people
laffasticle
laffasticle noun, hearty guffaws emitted by male patrons in comedy clubs, resulting in the actual loss of essential body parts. The only greater possible injury is if the comedian actually kills.
rezijewel
rezijewel - a Swiss pastry brand catering to rich imbeciles. Ever heard of that goldplated raisin bun with a diamond in every raisin?
brekhtkins
brekhtins - plastic replicas of Munchkins found in cereal boxes
lothenpory
lothenpory - a vegetable from the allium family especially unfavored by children
flartencheps
flartencheps- a special pair of trousers with a tight seal around the waistband and cuffs, designed to keep gas from escaping into the atmosphere and ruining a first date.
(Ye gawds, I am so freaking immature, sometimes. I have the brain of a twelve year old boy. I was born this way. I used to be precocious up until the time I turned into an eleven year old.)
tequitatious
tequitatious : liable to greet newcomers with a shot of tequila.
bartenbool
bartenbool - a small village in Opsastan inhabited only by little people, which is why it is never capitalized. In bartenbool they like things small and that's how it's going to stay.
frenoigh
frenoigh: to make the facial expression of one undergoing frenuloplasty.
Custrato
Custrato- a male singing voice used to depict one who is being utterly defeated, as per Custer at Little Big Horn.
gherlique
gherlique : an office worker in The Gherkin in the City of London
loenhaagit
loenhaagit - a formal position at the Belgian court. Originally the master of the royal gardens, today the title is more or less honorary.
kamarseft
kamarseft- having a propensity for leaning into photographs being taken of other people.
boujeswe
boujeswe adjective describing extremely impractical and ridiculous clothing purporting to be haute couture, but .actually sold by the boutique owner as a dare.
superdagless
sup|erda|gless slight mistranscription of an Icelandic term literally meaning 'joy of rich/inherited soup'. It is used as a metaphor for 'unexpected windfall', e.g. a rich inheritance from a relative you were unaware of. Since food was rather scarce in Iceland, the first thing to acquire was usually rich food represented by a rich (=fatty) soup.
thognaform
thongaform : a sanitary product designed to fit into a thong. The reversal of the ng indicate a reminder to insert it the right way round.
puddleswamp
puddleswamp - new Scottish term for England
rhynchophalos
rhynchophalos- the fertility god of rhinoceroses.
bibibigasponi
bibibigasponi - a character in the Commedia dell'arte
As one could guess, a stammerer/stutterer
vorgisplanc
vorgisplanc - a brother of Voldemort who is a bit thick
macfidel
macfidel - a traditional Scottish type of violin
arpgeige
arpgeige : a radio active arp counter
guglamic
guglamic - related to the art of breeding cakes
bloilmenix
bloilmenix - a traditional Scandinavian dish of boiled meninges.
quattrophilia
quattrophilia : propensity to drive Audis.
quidsowt
quidsowt - fleeced by greedy truffle pigs
sevinge
sevinge: superfluous displaced matter from a slice or chop with a (possibly) heavy instrument. Examples: wood chips would be considered sevinge from chopping wood, cheese crumbs would be considered sevinge from slicing Bleu cheese.
tuperanulet
tuperanulet - a trademark of Tupperware for a new line of bling
vesleric
vesleric : voluntary euthenasia with the aid of a cleric.
twersute
twersute -adjective. Portmanteau of 'twerking' and 'hirsute'. All you need to know, really.
barfluent
barfluent- having a full knowledge of recipes for mixed potables. Example: "Aggie hoped to become barfluent by then end of the month."
exothesiast
exothesiast : someone who has given up writing their PhD.
bolcicklop
bolcicklop - bureaucratic abbreviation for seasonal salon bolshevik
xoremilt
xoremilt - special milk mixture for babies wiith eczma.
botterwilk
botterwilk- canteen made from a large sea shell, used by the ancient Mesopotamians to carry about their snail soup.
scantulerate
scantulerate : to have hysterics when trying to check out ones shopping at a self-service till.
losaquobruc
losaquobruc - (from Algonquin l'oaik w'b rcca A perianal wound from a tomahawk.
Peftoral
Peftoral
-noun
a Middle-English chest muscle.
Warfunt
warfunt - a special medieval weaving technique producing a precursor of terry cloth
wepperer
wepperer- one who is hired to look quietly sad during a funeral.
espiotage
espiotage : a type of Russian stew made from the flesh of British and American spies caught during the cold war. (only available in tins now due to shortage of ingredients)
duidoenoficia
duidoenoficia: non-invasive keyhole technique used in homeopathic surgery.
cafopostery
cafopostery- the use of coffee rings in design. Especially useful for decorating coffee and/or tea houses, as it camouflages the inevitable stains.
hesitote
Hesitote - a close female relative of the ancient Greek poet Hesiod
pratton
pratton : an errudite professor with yellow hair
gaawkint
gaawkint -adj. (Scots. Colloq.) The single word which most accurately describes the Chief Secretary to the Treasury, the Rt. Hon. Danny Alexander MP.
Glaikit.
glaikit - a tool of Renaissance painters used for the preparation of lead based colours
plosiminch
plosiminch - a pairson wha doesna ken the meaning of 'glaikit'.
turkle (verb)
to turkle - waddling through the woods during hunting season disguised as the animal in season
not to be confused with the method used by Indians on the open plains to approach their prey
grousesome
grousome adjective describing someone who is mithering you after half a bottle of blended Scotch.
Mumblemix
mumblemix - a strong aural soporific available in the flavours 'senile politician', 'people after too much intake', 'Anglican vicar' and a few others
bearlustconian
Hallo David, Nice to see you here.
bearlustconian : a barbaric wish to mate with an ursine animal
lukmisst
lukmisst- the vapor that appears above a Scottish lake. Sometimes used (sparingly) to dilute Scotch.
fabelbaster
fabelbaster - a Kazakh maker and mender of brass and leather contraceptives for camels.
golifuge
golifuge- the whirlwind of acute political correctness which caused many golliwog dolls to fling themselves under beds and into closets when company arrived.
peppersnatter
peppersnatter : an invention by Lewis Carroll, a close cousin of the Bandersnatch, usually on loan for the mad Hatter's Tea Table.
pizzleswitch
pizzleswitch- in 18th century English lore- an evil nymph that threatens to change the gender of tremendously naughty little boys and girls.
tabfastic
tabfastic a proprietary anti-slip device for 1960s nylon feminine hygiene products.
statorgated
statorgated - a certain configuration typical for early electronics (pre-transistor)
gratorgled
gratorgled = to be in the state of having grated gorganzola sprinkled on one's head
bustbus
bustbus
1) a common defect in cheap computers with even cheaper wiring
2) a rolling street brothel
zamleteer
Quote from: Swatopluk on February 26, 2014, 10:58:39 PM
bustbus
...
2) a rolling street brothel
Did you know we had one of those busted in the streets of Miami Beach not that long ago?
:mrgreen: ;) :D ;D 8) :P
zamleteer - a mercenary soldier from Kazakhstan, whose main weapon is the zamlet, a sharp-pointed toilet brush.
Phlambology
Phlambology - what this (http://www.phlam.univ-lille1.fr/?lang=fr) institute does
phrenopsy
phrenopsy -noun. Operation in which your bumps are both felt and jabbed with a big needle.
spamology
spamology - the study of commercial bathing culture
pyrhonage
pyrhonage : the art of perfecting the setting of fires
filibuscer
filibuscer- to delay proceedings by singing nonstop folksongs with an upside down hat sitting before one on the floor.
especiallous
especiallous Pludgy, prone to sudden fits of gronking.
plenifundulent
plenifundulent : a committee set up to decide what the community will give up for Lent
udryfasset
undryfasset an architectural peculiarity of a leaking Dutch barn roof.
Lenticular
Lenticular- Run-together brother of Tess Ticular.
galvidge
galvidge - cheap electro-coating (aka galvanotrash)
sortifledge
sortifledge- the method by which a cat decides which fallen baby bird to eat first.
yflinart
yflinart - Welsh for 'the irritable Arthur'.
y pysgod llyffant
y pysgod llyffant - also Welsh for 'Where is my favorite sponge'
ringlepeez
ringlepeez- What Father Christmas has with his steak and potatoez.
spossage
spossage - the legal offence of introducing one or more neutered goats into the Court of Frankpledge, other than on the King's birthday.
postuliticum
BTW y pysgod llyffant is made-up Welsh for Toadfish (the fish toad).
postuliticum - the geological era after the switch from engraved stone or clay letters to letters written on parchment/papyrus/paper. Marked by significantly shallower grooves on the postal roads (due to lesser weight of mail) and an exponential growth in spam deposits.
spimatophath
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on March 07, 2014, 07:22:57 PM
BTW y pysgod llyffant is made-up Welsh for Toadfish (the fish toad).
Cool! :)
spimatophath- an experimental device invented during the Industrial Revolution, meant to mimic the spider's (and silk worm's) efficiency at creating thread. Failed due to shortcomings in human spittle.
bylancor
bylancor - an emotion rarely felt after the middle ages. It is the feeling one would experience on having a golden poker thrust deep into one's ear and left there.
scranko
scranko -noun, the latest designer drug, side effects include blindness, autolalia and syphillis.
golimfest
golimfest - social event where people run away from other people with limp handshakes. Usually divided into the 100 yard dash and the 200 yard sprint.
Uckfoster
Uckfoster - a New Caledonian brewery currently trying to break into the Australian market
tsiun-shing
tsiun-shing - a tiny wooden box for holding very, very small things.
plinge
plinge - the second lowest rank of stage hand (right above the walther); about equal to a sub-gopher in the office
renctious
renctious- given to episodes of extreme reactions to frustration, such as trembling and sweating from head to toe while turning red from the bottom up, followed by explosive language and spittle mixed with flames. Based on Ren from the Ren and Stimpy Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW6rENTfaU).
fofolagurn
fofolagurn - a Caribbean gardening tool
flengsterm
flengsterm - A fit of rage in which one jumps up and down with both arms fully extended, as if to punish the heavens.
Old Norse flengja "to flog" + stjarna "star"
puff-clobbett
puff-clobbett : to blow on a dandilion
freelacer
freelacer - a craftswoman defying the guilds
gleggar
gleggar -noun, a Glaswegian drinker who eschews methylated spirits in favour of diesel.
jaikie
jaikie - a martial arts style for pop singers
lijobo
lijobo - a type of West African magic by which the witch-doctor takes contol of hundreds of European computers and uses them to send fraudulent emails.
pastifuge
BTW D'ye no ken what a jaikie is?
pastifuge - euphemism for shunning misshapen humans
chrumodonamism
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on March 12, 2014, 09:52:28 AM
BTW D'ye no ken what a jaikie is?
Nei, það var mér nauðsynlegt að slá því upp í alfræðiorðabókinni
You most probably wouldn't find jaikie in an Icelandic dictionary anyway. :D
chrumodonamism - an unfortunate infectious disease acquired only from contact with the private parts of a hamster.
snitling
At in thesauro urbanico potest reparire verbum illum.
snitling - formal term used by the London Metropolitan Police in the late Victorian era for a squealer
glannarina
QuoteAt in thesauro urbanico potest reparire verbum illum.
I think you mean
reperireglannarina - a Romanian whore who plies her trade exclusively in marshy areas.
zibba
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on March 12, 2014, 04:30:17 PM
glannarina - a Romanian whore who plies her trade exclusively in marshy areas.
zibba
zibba- a device behind which a Romanian whore keeps her marshy areas contained.
blashemist
blashemist someone who has had their teeth kicked in for saying Jehovah.
Topiarology
^ :giggle:
Topiarology : the study of men (usually men) who hide behind strange shaped vegetation.
bottomwangle
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on March 12, 2014, 04:30:17 PM
QuoteAt in thesauro urbanico potest reparire verbum illum.
I think you mean reperire
C'est vrai. :-[
bottomwangle - a phenomenon in share-trading, when prices perform a
dead cat bounce and then wriggle about a bit before the CEO finally leaps out of his 132nd-floor window.
callisputicsQuote from: SwatoC'est vrai.
Stimmt das, oder hab ich recht?
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on March 13, 2014, 10:45:52 AM
Stimmt das, oder hab ich recht?
ἀσφάλεια τυφλόει
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callisputics - the saccharine sister of rhetorics, the way to debate people with such sugary sweet language that they will give in just to make you stop
sangifsengs
sangifsengs - large green objects which seldom pose a threat
iddleQuoteἀσφάλεια τυφλόει
You've got me there. ?Safety something?
iddle- tiny, small or wee. Usually combined with "biddle".
laforescated
laforescated - thrown down the front stairs (usually by irate head of household)
semi-eltrumatic
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on March 13, 2014, 03:10:17 PM
Quoteἀσφάλεια τυφλόει
You've got me there. ?Safety something?
Truth blinds (I deliberately chose less common words than e.g. aletheia phainei)
semi-eltrumatic - not fully eltrumatic
gruxQuote from: SwatoI deliberately chose less common words
ο βολλοκς
Quote from: Sibling DavidH on March 14, 2014, 11:22:58 AM
ο βολλοκς
a) there are the spiritus and the accent missing
b) that is not Greek for bovine excrement despite trying to invoke that impression
c) ks would not be a viable ending, it would be an x
grux - hard mining debris within a certain range of diameter of the particles (between Grus and Feinschotter)
eltrumatic
eltrumatic - in a state of total eltrumatism, as opposed to semi-eltrumatic.
grastyQuotea) there are the spiritus and the accent missing
b) that is not Greek for bovine excrement despite trying to invoke that impression
c) ks would not be a viable ending, it would be an x
Aber trotzdem ist der Kopf dicker als der Hals. ;)
at the moment I'd claim the opposite. I got a very bad lumbago yesterday, did not take my capsule to reduce acid production in the stomach and obviously had a massive reflux during the night. Now my uvula is twice as thick as normal giving me the imprssion that the whole throat is thicker than anything else.
grasty - when lubricant has been tainted with abrasives
eltrumi (being the base word, eltrumatic/ism etc. are derived from)
eltrumi -noun, the sensation of riding in an underground train
basfocket
basfocket - the means to hide the attachement points of bas relief plates on walls
vriemelkram
vriemelkram- a male grimalkin.
hoopskootch
vriemelkram - a hatred of Wagner and Beethoven
vriemelskilt
Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 14, 2014, 04:51:38 PM
vriemelkram - a hatred of Wagner and Beethoven
vriemelskilt
A Dutch sports contest
Quote from: Opsa on March 14, 2014, 04:49:24 PM
vriemelkram- a male grimalkin.
hoopskootch
an odd sex act performed by cicus artists
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sinsobrium
sinsobrium - an unmentionable part of the anatomy of a female aardelope
fimfle
fimfle - the inner lining of the classic ballet tutu
jerdilec
Jerdilec - the famous Boghazistani warlord who massacred 150,000 Crunghalis at the battle of Zozmir, although he never did say why.
funt
funt - the female equivalent of spermomancy (no, I did not make that word up), the reading of the future frum vulvular secretions
ferd|ob|last (not to be confused with fer|do|plast a trademarked polymer)
ferdoblast: a newly incorporated oblast in western Ukraine.
shlomoland
shlomoland - Solomon's favourite part of the Land of Israel (schlomo is hebrew for soloman - really)
Blustoblasta
Blustoblasta - a sci-fi handgun for young rich idiots
kleitophigue
kleitophigue - a young Greek catamite of the Plenditious tradidtion.
aposophitrigmion
aposophitrigmion - a tournament for contrarian philosophy students
phylmenhaig
phylmenhaig a Welsh term of abuse for a First World War General.
bastardoma
bastardoma
1) German: Bastard-Oma: grandmother of an out-of-wedlock child (that is actually true)
2) French/English: bas|tar|dom|a: a layer of tar or tar-drenched fabric between the inner and outer wall of a stone/brick-wood composite building. Used in tropical colonies (esp. by the French) as a first line of defense against termites
eldhinga
eldhinga [n]: a smaller species related to the ahinga.
exorant
exorant : a syrup to assist in the coughing up of insects lodged in the oesophegus.
unglewuzzle
unglewuzzle a relative from the south-west of England who cannot be prevented from plying you with cider
scrumperer
scrumperer - a cider moonshiner (actually that is a scumbler)
histolero
New Rule: No definition may rest on another undefined word. Also tautological explanations are right out and will get deleted without mercy in the future
histolero someone who is quick on the draw with a new rule.
jamp
jamp - a person working in the traditional job of fruit pressing (like the traditional wine press with people doing it by stamping around in the big trough containing the grapes). It is unclear whether the term predates 'jam' (fruit jelly) and gave rise to it or the other way around.
leskitho
QuoteNew Rule: No definition may rest on another undefined word. Also tautological explanations are right out and will get deleted without mercy in the future
Boring!
Per aspera ad astra, I'd say
Adding a new rule halfway through a game is completely discomfibulatory, IMHO.
leskitho -noun (phonetics) a multi-phoneme word containing no diphthongs.
rendup
The rule is not actually new but its former incarnation did not get enforced.
Quote from: SwatoPer aspera ad astra, I'd say
More like per anum ad cerebellum. :mrgreen:
a peranial* problem obviously even absent brainfarts.
*do not confuse with perianal
Quote from: Swatopluk on March 16, 2014, 02:38:07 PM
The rule is not actually new but its former incarnation did not get enforced.
I endorse this. The mistake was announcing it as "New".
Personally, I feel that the rule announcement was somewhat vague and possibly uncalled for, especially in large red letters. Should we discuss such changes or clarifications in another thread (http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=3290.new#new)?
Small black letters did not work in the past ;)
Occasional tautology I can swallow but when it gets serial...
No ill will towards the perpetrators (normally I'd be among them) since I assume it was friendly leg-pulling.
I noticed the new rules thread but I do not think that I have more to say on this topic here than what's above.
:rockon:
rendup : the tearing of one's hat at a Jewish burial
garpwisk
garpwisk- (archaic) a dental tool used to clear out excess sludge before an examination.
fennibasnic
fennibasnic - Yiddish for 'peat cutter'
josneltaric
Anyone willing to revive this thread?
josneltaric - the geologic period between the extinction of the mastodon and the filming of the first Keystone Kops movie.
bumberflink
bumberflink - a crevice in a bottomless mountain
hotmiscant
hotmiscant - the center of a spicy meatball
intraoculaten
intraoculaten a disorder of the eye that only develops when certain external stimuli occur
disentangavent
disentangavent - a 'joke' device blowing underwear off people. Mobile units are very 'popular' on beaches. They are also installed at the entrance of most nudist colonies.
ghastromopist
ghastromopist - a person that studies depression in snails
lastroenteritis
lastroenteritis - the last person to enter a room
Kithkong
Kithkong - a new line of pink furry gorilla sexbots made in South Korea (based on a similar idea from Japan; lawsuit pending)
Saxostein
Saxostein: Steinway division for brass woodwinds.
oboebone
oboebone - what stone age flutes probably actually were (much easier to play, far louder and with no significant extra crafting effort needed)
hoebroken
hoebroken - an amazing new product for repairing garden implements
ploverment
ploverment - rural pastiche over-printed with little ringed bobbles
Mardenagen
Mardenagen - slightly misspelled loanword from German (where it is 'Mardernagen'). It's an unofficial term for accidents as a result of weasels/martens/etc gnawing at crucial parts of e.g. automobiles (a literal translation would be martengnaw). For example a car crash because a marten ganwed through the brake tubes without anybody noticing before the brakes failed at the crossroads.
squirshing
(not the sound produced by a crushed squirrel, that's a squirrsheal)
squirshing - the Ceremony of ducking the local landowner in the village pond on May Day.
squarshing
squarshing - bird hunt by brass band (play until they drop)
quorcumber
quorcumber - A flower shaped nose ornament worn in Outer Mongolia.
skiviplast
skiviplast - an inferior type of bandage favoured by hard-working families.
electionairing
(http://electionairing) - The process of choosing a candidate by throwing all the ballots up into the air and grabbing one at random
pristillation
pristillation - a chemical separation process that combines pestling and distilling (e.g. to exttact liquid compontents out of fat coal)
prencalize