Toadfish Monastery

jurps  an alcoholic drink brewed from old math books


equit

equit: a jockey's last race


loxodograph

loxodograph   diagram fashioned from dough of the number of puddings baked by stetls across Poland; x=stetl, y=number of puddings. The annual winner was awarded a pickled herring.

iconopatria

iconopatria- anything bearing the "Father Ted" logo.


nepsurn

Nepsurn  In games theory, a nepsum describes a situation in which a participant's gain or loss is exactly balanced by the losses or gains of the other participant(s), if they are blood relatives. All things being relative, it is possible for both players to win.



blarnomancy

blarnomancy: divination of future events through the medium of bullshit


gynotikolobomassophile

gynotikolobomassophile  expert in appropriate/inappropriate frowning and eye-twitching of gynaecologists during certain procedures

wufflather

wufflather  the foam that drips off of a dog's tongue, when he's panting particularly hard

coultergeist

coultergeist: very large chinned ghost, always racing around

zapateado

Zapateado--a shoe worshiper


Wingnuteria

Wingnuteria  the food court at the Republican Party headquarters

fleedcat

fleedcat  Releasing a cat into the Chinese wilderness.

purrvect

purrvect - the trajectory of cat noises

stompanile

stompanile  early 1960's line dance derived from rituals for invoking rain in Burundi.

derination

derination: the act of removing onself from the list of Chartered Navigators held at the Royal Institute of Navigation in London.


ichthyolatry