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Started by The Meromorph, November 19, 2006, 05:09:47 PM

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Aphos

--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Griffin

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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Aphos

When you lie in bed dying, your loved ones wish that you could come back.  But when you really do, then comes the screaming and the running.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Griffin

Quote from: Aphos on September 08, 2025, 12:55:39 AMWhen you lie in bed dying, your loved ones wish that you could come back.  But when you really do, then comes the screaming and the running.

Especially tomorrow evening.
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Swatopluk

There is a horse. The horse says, "I don't think." and disappears.

This is a reference to the Descartes quote, "I think, therefore I am."

But if I had explained that earlier, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
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