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Started by The Black Spot, October 17, 2006, 05:18:35 PM

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Swatopluk

#90
February 01, 2007, 01:53:18 PM
Is that a new nose in yer face or have some of yer warts formed a union?
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aggie

#91
February 01, 2007, 02:55:34 PM
Yer glass eye has a cork innit, ye bottlescarred mass o' bilge detritus!
WWDDD?

Swatopluk

#92
February 01, 2007, 02:57:40 PM
Ye probably think that painting your peg leg pink will endear you to the wenches but yer lack of personal hygiene will at best attract soem shortsighted carrion flies.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aggie

#93
February 01, 2007, 03:06:04 PM
Carrion flies? Yer one for the talkin....  Ye's got a wooden leg with real feet!
WWDDD?

Swatopluk

#94
February 01, 2007, 03:11:46 PM
I know why you seem to be able to never get drunk. Yer beard absorbs 99.5% of every brew and the stale stench attracts the flies.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

#95
February 01, 2007, 10:31:49 PM
Who you callin' a stale wench, ye blistering hemorrhoid on a barnacle!

Swatopluk

#96
February 02, 2007, 08:09:49 AM
You talking about wenches. Ye havn't seen one for years cause they turn and run away once the enter your 3-mile stench zone.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Black Bart

#97
February 02, 2007, 11:14:24 AM
YYYYAAAARRRRGH...Sufferin Barnacles if ye be lookin fer a wench...why don't ye join the Fish Wives like ye usually does...they smell better than ye!!!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Calico Jack

#98
February 02, 2007, 01:37:41 PM
Which Wench is going to come near you Bart you rancid lump of Dog Sick.  yarrrrrrrrgggh I feel better for that.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#99
February 02, 2007, 02:41:31 PM
YYYAARRRRR...Me cabin be full o wenches...ever since I started using...

'OLDE FISHE SPICE' (a Bart Industries Product - guaranted 100% Organic).

As fer ye...ye be as much use as Tottenham Hotspurs in a Semi Final!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Aggie

#100
February 02, 2007, 04:01:06 PM
Quote from: Black Bart on February 02, 2007, 02:41:31 PM'OLDE FISHE SPICE' (a Bart Industries Product - guaranted 100% Organic).

Aye, all foine organic ingredients....  toluene, benzo[a]pyrene, DDT, PCBs, and some dioxin to give it that special tang.

The only OLDE FISHE be in yer cabin - ye've got carp-heads for carpets and puffer-fish for pillows, ye rot-nosed filthmonger...
WWDDD?

Black Bart

#101
February 05, 2007, 10:50:53 AM
GGAARRR...Ye great rollickin fish wife...

Ye are supposed to be insultin me not givin me compliments! ;D
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Calico Jack

#102
February 05, 2007, 03:48:41 PM
yarr watch yer lip pilchard brain or yer end up in the same place as a Suffolk Turkey
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#103
February 08, 2007, 04:49:05 PM
Happy Birthday to The Black Spot...ye great pile of ancient mariner's socks!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#104
February 12, 2007, 04:08:15 PM
Gah! The last time they lit the candles on your birthday cake, everyone thought ye were aboard a fire ship.
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