The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

The sibling below me fabricates fake Mormon magic underwear

...for use only by fake Mormons, of course.

The Sibling Below Me wonders how one could fake The Rapture.

[pieces o nine]

Confidently predict The Rupture^{© ®} ™.

Then back pedal/back peddle by pointing out the typo which caused critics to take your prediction out of context.

TSBM scrupulously avoids taking anything out of contacts.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It's a matter of keeping the trust(fund) in private hands.

TSBM still misses the guilded age despite the fact we're 99% there.

[Swatopluk]

I thought guilds (=unions) were the thing to disappear.

The sibling below me is guilty of gilding

[Opsa]

Yes well, I'm afraid I have noticed a certain "Golden Girls" patina to my skin tone lately.

The Sibling Below Me visits Neverland regularly as part of a beauty regimen.

[Aphos]

Yes, indeed, since I will never-ever be beautiful.

The sibling below me takes extra care when talking about the weather.

[Swatopluk]

Some of these weather deities can be rather testy, so I better be careful.

The sibling below me is chtonic.

[Opsa]

Only after I've had too much chgin and chtonic.

The Sibling Below Me knows what drink to order in Hell.

[Griffin NoName]

Yeh, I sip with the devil

TsBM tries to catch straws in the wind.

[Swatopluk]

I have  a man to do that for me (but he often gets attacked).

The sibling below me uses a platinum kettle for making tea.

[Aphos]

But only for the Earl Grey.

The sibling below me thinks "A Call to Arms" is about the squidlings.

[Swatopluk]

No, it's those talking hands that need occasional assistence.

The sibling below me pulls bell-free legs.

[Opsa]

But if you are wearing bell-bottoms I will be perfectly frank with you.

Speaking of frank, The Sibling Below Me wears sausage-casings as leggings.

[Swatopluk]

I only do that post-op, otherwise I avoid this particular abomination.

The sibling below me is the speaker of the local Men-in-Tights.

[Roland Deschain]

It's "Th", "Thespian".

TSBM likes the feel of fishnet tights on their freshly shaven legs.