The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I can almost hear the canned laughter.

TSBM is now looking for monsters under his/her bed.

[pieces o nine]

They are much less frightening than the ones on the tv.


TSBM wishes Monsters, Inc. would pick his/her door some night!

[Swatopluk]

I hope they could help me to get rid of the vampires (and their little helpers the gnats/mosquitos).

The sibling below me think they woud refuse since monsters don't fight monsters as a matter of principle.

[Griffin NoName]

I find the Munsters terrifying too.

TsBM worships the Addams family.

[Roland Deschain]

I have shrines set up to Wednesday, Morticia, and Cousin It, although the hair burning on the last one isn't done that often.

TSBM is scared of Argon.

[Swatopluk]

You mean The Eye of Argon?
I have actually read worse.

The sibling below me had the naked stranger coming during Atlanta nights.

[pieces o nine]

*  elects to not touch that ^  *     

[Roland Deschain]

Ok, i'll bite on this one.

Coming was strangER. NayKed), with bOO.ts, of, many kinds. Lay their did she with mutch.,! flwsh.

TSBM loves the Twilight books, and would defend their literary importance with their life.

[Swatopluk]

The life of the books you mean?

I guess with some vigorous lecturing the essence and the lard (Schmalz) could be neatly separated. End result: a slim but rich in content modern teen novel, a thick mormonogical treatise on angst and enough extracted fat to feed the poor for months to come.

The sibling below me agrees that with proper lecturing the Quran could be reduced by at least a third without losing any substance (due to the countless cut-and-paste repetitions of the published version).

[Opsa]

I find editing my own stuff challenging enough. Plus, I wouldn't want to mess with the purported author of the Quran.

The Sibling Below Me could edit some Mother Goose down to the basic essence.

[Swatopluk]

Crone in shoe
turned into goo
by Cthulhu
Boo!

The sibling below me did not remember any Great Old Ones in those stories

[Roland Deschain]

No I don't, but I do remember Old Mother Goose being partial to calamari.

TSBM plays quoits with squid rings.

[Opsa]

I find that if the squid rings are deep fried and the goal is someone's mouth this can be quite enjoyable, especially at a formal banquet.

The Squidling Below Me objects to this barbaric practice.

[Swatopluk]

Only if it is also barbatic

The sibling below me boards only bearded

[Opsa]

I saw a bee boarding a bearded iris yesterday.

The Sibling Below Me beads beards.