The Sibling Below Me...

[Opsa]

TSBM likes the feel of fishnet tights on their freshly shaven legs.

Hey! How'd you know about that?!

The Sibling Below Me wants to see a fish wearing tights.

[pieces o nine]

And fin warmers.  What a feeling!


TSBM knows that when you give up your dreams, your sleep suffers.

[Griffin NoName]

My dreams suffer - last night I dreamt I re-married my ex-husband !!

TsBM sleep walks down the road less travelled.

[Aphos]

Yes, and there is a reason it is less traveled.  I tripped over a tree root and landed face down in a mud puddle.

The sibling below me took a battery of exams and found them shocking.

[Swatopluk]

Remember, never hit something charged with a metal object.

The sibling below me has invented a battery ram.

[Griffin NoName]

No, it's a buttery lamb cutlet, mmmmmm.

TsBM licks their chops.

[Opsa]

Ya gotta have the chops to play the licks.

The Sibling Below Me doesn't speak Hipster Doofus.

[Aphos]

Yo, man.  Ain't tha da troof.

The sibling below me got so lonely he called 911.

[Griffin NoName]

And then 912, 913, 914, 915..........

TsBM is always first on the scene in all murders at home and abroad.

[Roland Deschain]

Call me Jessica Fletcher.

TSBM has a crush on Barbara Cartland.

[Aphos]

Well, who wouldn't.

The sibling below me prefers rock and roll to rock salt.

[Opsa]

Call me a relic, call me what you will...

The Sibling Below Me once sat on a rocker.

[pieces o nine]

Maybe.

TSBM's papa was a rolling stone.

[Griffin NoName]

Yes, and my auntie was a piece of slate.

TsBM has lost count of their past lives.

[Swatopluk]

There were so many cut and past(e) jobs that memory did not last.

The sibling below me feels like a cheap rerun.