The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

If their was any flower on Bismarck, it likely was a geranium and all warships were disposable.
Not sure old Otto von loved flowers (what he was famous for were dogs). I know that his buddy Moltke loved trees.

The sibling below me thinks that expansion needs expandable resources but no actual pandas.

[Opsa]

Only ex-pandas. As in, they have joined the choir invisible.

The Sibling Below Me wants an impanda.

[Swatopluk]

Who called?
[youtube=425,350]7B8PyGYa3dY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B8PyGYa3dY
(this PC has no sound, so I would not notice, if this should be totally inappropriate. In that case: Sorry)

The sibling below me impales impudent impalas implying impish impressions

[Opsa]

Being vegetarian, I need to find creative excuses for hunting.

The Sibling Below Me viciously lashes out at celery for sport.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Lets not split stalks on this one.

TSBM prefers chopping.

[Swatopluk]

I love axes, nuff said.

The sibling below me prefers cleavers despite feeling uncomfortable about cleavage.

[Opsa]

Yes, I  prefer the Cleavers over my own cleavage, even though I always wondered what the heck Mr. Cleaver had in his pipe, and why Mrs. Cleaver wore pearls and high heels while she vacuumed the living room. I prefer them because they have stopped growing. I shall say no more.

The Sibling Below Me always wears formal wear while cleaning.

[Swatopluk]

That's a double irrealis. I neither wear the one nor do the other.

The sibling below me has floral designs on his or her shoe soles.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I might at some point but are now erased out of use.

TSBM uses flowers dangerously

[pieces o nine]

I like to think of myself as the sort that would tuck them into the barrels of National Guard rifles, but who can say?


TSBM prefers other kinds of barrels,

[Swatopluk]

e.g. a barrel organ

The sibling below me prefers the pipes

[Griffin NoName]

The pipes, the pipes they are a'calling.....

TsBM will now do a little jig

[Swatopluk]

I'd consider doing a jigsaw puzzle, if I had a horizontal space suitable (i.e. large enough) for it.

The sibling below just me nails the pieces down, if that condition is not fulfilled.

[pieces o nine]

Just consider the effort I have gone to, to avoid being pinned down. Being nailed down is completely  out of the question!

TSBM  tries to keep his/her chin up at all times.

[Swatopluk]

Given my double verging on triple chin that takes enormous forces.

The sibling below me hovers instead.