The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Chatty]

Actually, I worked for too many ferrets to ever want to be tickled by one. (OK, some of them weren't ferrets. Some were just idiots. )


The sibling below me wishes they could come pick tangerines off my neighbor's trees tomorrow!!

(Gotta get 'em in before the frost, ya know!)

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

seein' as how I love tangies (one of a few fruits I was not allergic to as a wee laddy), yes, I would pick all I was permitted to-- and even tho' I hate ladders, I'd ev'n climb one of them ... 

The sibling below me is on a one fruit a day diet, and is now on grapes, and wonders how s/he'll make it to the next fruit before breaking the diet ... 

[Opsa]

I'm counting on lots of red wine to pull me through!

The sibling below me would look super in a tangerine turban.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Yep. It's on my Christmas list.


The sibling below me is asking for bindis.

[Sibling Chatty]

I'm a non-jewelry kind of person, so anything ornate is right out. Do they do just the dot, but in blue??

The person below me wonders why one would want the late Steve Irwin's daughter, in blue, as jewelry of some sort.

[Sibling Kephra (Tansy)]

Yeah, I mean imagine the neck strain... 

The sibling below me thinks rhinestones are passed painfully by rhinos.

[Swatopluk]

I always suspected that there is a rhino in my kidneys.

The sibling below me plans a line of kidney stone jewelry

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

The staghorn style stones will look amazing set in silver.

The sibling below me plans to buy up my line of kidney stone jewelry.

[Swatopluk]

Only if they are of the rare red variety (Could actually work, they look pretty indeed).

The sibling below me finds it to painful to produce kidney stones and will therefore buy from abroad.

[Vita Curator]

I don't have to, I opted to have them pulverized by imploding cavitation bubbles against the painful suckers during my lithotripsy, then incorporated the particles into the beadwork on the sweater I was knitting.

The sibling below me has the gall to pass off their cheap imitation gallstone jewelry as that made from the higher quality renal stones.  (The nerve.)

[Swatopluk]

And that with the latter far easier (though also more painfully) to obtain.
Not all are so pretty like this one:

http://www.scharfphoto.com/fine_art_prints/archives/199804-001-Kidney-Stone.jpg

The sibling below me will satrt a "prettiest stone" contest

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Up first: Sharon vs. Oliver!

The sibling below me is already in line for tickets to the match.

[Opsa]

Let's face it. Oliver is gonna lose so BIG! Have you seen Sharon's triceps?

The sibling below me thinks that the Broadway musical (and later movie) "Oliver!" was about Oliver Stone.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

You know, I always thought he looked amazingly young for having grown up during the Industrial Revolution...

The sibling below me wears a lifejacket at all times, in case of flash flooding.

[DaveL]

As we are in a drought affected area, that would be a real hoot!

The Sibling below me likes tap dancing in mine fields.