The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling DavidH]

OK, OK but I didn't spill it in the first place.

The Sibling Below Me will get the vacuum cleaner out in a minute.

[Aggie]

Only if you promise to sit through a 1 hour 'product preview' (I used to sell 'em door to door ).


TSBM has bumble bees in their humble trees.

[The Meromorph]

And my Humble Knees are Rumble Free.



The Sibling Below Me validates parking.

[Aphos]

Absolutely.  I think parking is a great idea.  It certainly beats driving around in circles all day long.


The Sibling Below Me loves taking short drives in the country.

[Sibling DavidH]

I do, but in two countries - round here we're in and out of Wales all the time.

The Sibling Below Me is 'r brawd ai chwaer goris (I think).

[Swatopluk]

And I chant Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn a lot

The sibling below me sings falsetto

[Sibling DavidH]

Sooth, Sir, I wou'd cause Any Man soe to do, iff he utter'd such HEATHENN Turkish maledictions, before me.

Y^e Syblinge below mee, liketh not thiss Moderne speeche,  wh^ch now prevaileth.
Yr  Frende, Humphrey

[Swatopluk]

Homo doctus unusquisque lingua Latina seu Graeca propria utitur

Sobrinus infra meum inebriatus est

[Sibling DavidH]

Or Hebrew.  And no I'm not, it's only 2pm.

The sibling below me never drinks until the sun is over the yardarm
_{but they sling the yardarm pretty damn low}

[Swatopluk]

Our boatswain is so lazy. He does not want to climb so high when hanging someone from the yardarm, especially not when drunk.

The sibling below us will explain how the non drinking rule works on a ship with Latin rig.

[pieces o nine]

Waysallay oastay eforebay oingday a otshay.



The sibling below me paid for the last round.

[Swatopluk]

And now I am out of both money and ammo

The sibling before me has invented a gun that requires inserting a coin for every shot to be fired.

[Aggie]

Yep, it takes shaped-charge cartridges and uses quarters to shoot explosively-formed penetrators.

TSBM has reached their wit's end.

[Aphos]

Which end of the wit do you mean?  The one I'm holding onto, or the other one?


The Sibling Below Me has plenty of time.

[Swatopluk]

And I even get paid for it

The sibling below me thinks about hanging a hammock in his/her office.