The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling DavidH]

I know what they look like, I get one every week.


TSBM would much prefer a good old Victorian stagecoach orgy.

[Opsa]

It does sound more cozy. 

The Sibling Below Me wonders if robots could have orgies.

[Griffin NoName]

Well, they are made from lots of screws.

TsBM washes their mouth out in vinegar.

[Swatopluk]

Clearly tastes better than the reflux from my stomach I regularly have.

The sibling below me is high on acid

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Actually I bought a bag of jelly bears covered in an ultra acid powder, sour then sweet. I ate the bag in one sitting 

TSBM prefers standard gummy bears.

[Swatopluk]

Yes, but the addiction is equally strong. If one has difficulties to not eat the full box of 700g in a single day, there's a problem.

The sibling below me thinks that the producers are in cahoots with big tobacco

[pieces o nine]

At least we can quit any time we want.

TSBM wants for nothing.

[The Meromorph]

Yup, all you have to do is tell me what to want. No need to pay...


The Sibling Below Me  is high wantage.

[Swatopluk]

and drooling.

The sibling below me plans to salt the cake and sugar the meat

[Sibling DavidH]

No, I don't, that's they queer folk over in Gloucestershire what does that.

The sibling below me has not been abducted by aliens this year

[Swatopluk]

They got stuck in the traffic jam because the hyperspace express route through this area is still not approved.

The sibling below me would find it more interesting to abduct aliens than being abducte3 by them.

[Sibling DavidH]

Well, yes, but my garden shed is full of them already.


TSBM would like to take a couple of dozen aliens off my hands.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I thought those were garden gnomes.

TSBM keeps his/her gnomes in bondage.

[Swatopluk]

I hope some of them grow up to become bondgirls.

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[Opsa]

Inawordno.

The Sibling Below Me needs to clear something up.