The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling DavidH]

But I dropped the idea on the grounds that the hammock is innocent.

The sibling below me is suspicious of all types of bedding.

[Swatopluk]

bedding, gemblink, chansing arrgh ohl vary sinfool!

Se silbink beelo mee yodles fer fan.

[Opsa]

If I yodeled for my fan, I doubt anyone would bring it to me. They'd probably run in the other direction.

The Sibling Below Me knows another way to avoid company on a mountaintop.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Playing my French horn. The acoustic effect is very cool (for me  ) though.

TSBM much rather listen to a boombox.

[Aphos]

Only if it was turned off.


The Sibling Below Me knows what it's got in its pocketses.

[The Meromorph]

Holes, siblings, sneaky, untrustwothy holes, it has.
And more pocketses in its pocketses, yes it has, it has.


The Sibling below me will give the little fishes to Master.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Does Qwerty know what to do with those?

TSBM thinks Q is a great cook.

[Aggie]

I've always planned to make one out of him, one day (sorry Q, restaurant plans have gone out the window, you'll have to wait to slave help in the Monastery kitchens). Not sure if he is yet, though....

(I suppose his spaghetti is a'ight)



TSBM has odd methods of avoiding scurvy.

[Swatopluk]

I put out small vitamin traps near the next fruit shop and catch the wee buggers when they go for a stroll.

The sibling below me extracts nutrients from sunlight

[Sibling DavidH]

...by planting grass for the cows to eat for me to eat.

The sibling below me would like to join SAVED:
Society for the Abolition of Vegetables from the English Diet
of which I am the founder and now the only member.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I would but nor only I'm not English but I learned to like salads and soups (provided those are tasty).

TSBM enjoys bland food.

[Sibling DavidH]

True, but the stuff you get in the Bland restaurants over here is nothing like the real cuisine in Blandistan.

The sibling below me has never been there.

[Griffin NoName]

I've never been anywhere. I have spent my entire life in a box.

TsBM knows who is guilty.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The box of course.

TSBM know why.

[Aphos]

He assisted Col. Mustard in the Library with the Chainsaw.



The sibling below me knows who the victim was.