The WORST possible fortune-cookie fortune...

[Solipsy]

Scenario: You've just finished your delightful selection from your favorite local Asian restaurant... and now comes the moment to see what life has in store for you.  You unwrap the little cookie, crack it, and voila, you read:

(I'll start)

"Surprise! That wasn't chicken!"   

Now, what do YOU hope never to read?

[Griffin NoName]

The CCTV tape will cost £5 million

[ivor]

"Call 911!" 

[Aggie]

Your life has reached it's high point.


or


You will spend the rest of your life in this city.   



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My favorites that I have actually received (one was pasted to my fridge - I think the other is in my wallet):

Full stomach, happy heart.  ^^

You will step on the soil of many countries.

[beagle]

"Instructions for the use of your rat poison"

[ivor]

"All you white people look alike."

[Aggie]

"All you white people look alike."

At least my favorite Chinese place doesn't ask "You wanna fork?" anymore.

[The Meromorph]

"Happiness is a warm puppy.
If you're gettin take-out,
microwave for two minutes on high."

[Bruder Cuzzen]

this reminds me of a batch of cookies that were made about 27 years ago.They were all unfortune- like...eg. Go home...you drank to much...don't be cheap...leave a bigger tip etc.

For some reason they seemed to disappeared from the shelves. I rarely eat the things but i loved the notes..I guess the comedian responsible was told to desist.

[anthrobabe]

"if you don't talk in that stupid Asian accent anymore we won't put any more secret sauce in your stri fry"

"shut up round eyes"

[Opsa]

I might be disturbed if i opened up a fortune cookie and found a used band-aid inside. 

[Aggie]

 

Oohuuug.... THAT'S the worst.

[Opsa]

You think that's bad, I had a friend who found a bandaid in a ballpark hotdog!

[Aggie]

Yeah, but you don't expect 'em in a fortune cookie.... 

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Oh, it can be worse.

Imagine finding a large cockroach inside the cookie.

(just to think about it gives me the heebee-geebees...  )