The WORST possible fortune-cookie fortune...

[goat starer]

i think the WORST thing might be to find our when toy snap it open that it is not a fortune cookie but a caterpillar pupa

[Aggie]

i think the WORST thing might be to find our when toy snap it open that it is not a fortune cookie but a caterpillar pupa

assuming that wasn't on the menu originally.....

[anthrobabe]

anything from "IT" by Stephen King--- not the best adaptation of his book but still veeeeerrrrrryyyy gross

[Opsa]

What if you opened up a fortune cookie and found a label for a large pair of underpants?

[ivor]

"I just wok-ed your dog."

[Opsa]

 

How about a crumpled up rejection from the board of health?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

"I just wok-ed your dog."

Something similiar happened to a friend of mine, went to a Chinese
restaurant and asked to get something for his dog as well... But he was misunderstood... Long story short, after the meal, he and his wife noticed that their dog wasn't around...

But he took it quite well... He claims that he was very tasty...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

 
You're kidding, right? Besides, how long takes to skin, clean, and cook a dog? Are those guys that efficient?

[Griffin NoName]

Sounds like a shaggy dog tale

[Sibling Chatty]

You're kidding, right? Besides, how long takes to skin, clean, and cook a dog? Are those guys that efficient?

Small dog, 20 minutes. I used to be able to prep a rabbit in less that 10. (Sorry, but it's true, rabbit is a viable meat source if you need it. So is squirrel. I just hate picking out all the shot.)

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Heh, rabbit tastes like chicken. 

Seriously, my dad had a bunch for a while and while we didn't ate them all (you don't get attached to the animals you plan to eat) 2 of them were dinner at different occasions. I don't know if I should make the tale creepier... (darn it, I will  ) one of those died asphyxiated accidentally trying to escape, found in the morning done for lunch...

(hey, this is the worst possible fortune cookie thread, what do you expect? )

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Heh, rabbit tastes like chicken. 

Seriously, my dad had a bunch for a while and while we didn't ate them all (you don't get attached to the animals you plan to eat) 2 of them were dinner at different occasions. I don't know if I should make the tale creepier... (darn it, I will  ) one of those died asphyxiated accidentally trying to escape, found in the morning done for lunch...

(hey, this is the worst possible fortune cookie thread, what do you expect? )

Would that be a bunch of rabbits or dogs?   

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Dogs too but we never ate any of them (if we had a good cook and a nice recipe I would have condoned that meal with one in particular, the b**tard never let me sleep).

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Dogs too but we never ate any of them (if we had a good cook and a nice recipe I would have condoned that meal with one in particular, the b**tard never let me sleep).

I well know THAT feeling!

My dad used to raise rabbits, when he was a boy.  I don't think he ever ate any of his "special pets" but, he does talk of eating rabbit as a kid, frequently.

With 11 brothers & sisters, ANY food-source was not sneered at, when he was growing up.   

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Rabbits are -in my eyes- a far more respectable source of meat than -say- horses (to keep with the spirit of the thread, this past trip in Rome I found horse meat in the supermarket fridge at very favorable prices, so I guess its ok now  ).