How to solve climate change

[ivor]

Let's hitch the Moon to a giant solar sail and have it slowly move the Earth back from the sun. 

[Sibling Chatty]

Encourage more people to share their homes with furpersons, as they're excellent sources of warm on cold nights, thus cutting the need for heating fuels.

We're big on dogs and cats, but larger beings of furritude would be excellent companions as well!!

[Swatopluk]

Invent a high-throughput photosynthetic membrane filter for the CO₂

[Griffin NoName]

Cross-threading from Daylight Savings

Why can we not put a vast reflector in space and have sunlight all the time.

And a vast reflector on earth would tie daylight savings in nicely with global cooling.

The US IPCC have clearly infiltrated the Monastery

[Swatopluk]

The idea about reflectors down here or in orbit are actually discussed (although often with military intent)

[Griffin NoName]

Tamper with fuel supplies so everyone's car engines get busted.

[Griffin NoName]

Follow the Australian method.

[Swatopluk]

Develop either a cow emission catalyst or at least install an afterburner.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Follow the Australian method.

I'd prefer to make my pets carbon-neutral by developing quartz-based lifeforms.

[Sibling Chatty]

I just want to find an odor-eliminator for aging Schnauzers. I love Spencer dearly, but he got a bite of people food the other day, and I had to abandon my bed at 3AM to find an air spray.

Maybe a miniature unit of something designed for cows...

[Swatopluk]

Replacing O₂ with O₃ would do that job but unfortunately have corrosive side-effects.

[Bluenose]

Have you tried activated charcoal?  I believe you can purchase doggy treat type things that have this in it and it they are supposed to help with the "gas problem".

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Hi yall,Animals exhale less when hibernating.Everybody ..GET MORE SLEEP!

[Swatopluk]

During the day plants consume carbon dioxide and produce oxygen but during the night they use a different process consuming parts of the day output.
So we should find a method to keep the major forests in permanent daylight while keeping the cities in darkness (so people can take the extra sleep recommended above).
The only solution I see is a system of blends and mirrors around the Earth (and spray-painting the moon silver).

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

The only solution I see is a system of blends and mirrors around the Earth (and spray-painting the moon silver).

I vaguely remember a picture from a magazine when I was little showing a "vision of the future" of mobile cities on giant legs.  Maybe that would work.