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The Al Gore game

Started by Swatopluk, October 06, 2006, 05:43:00 PM

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#90
November 12, 2006, 05:57:14 PM
I think it was cross-breeding trainers

Al Gore invented cloning but his secretary made a typo and the patent was rejected beacuse clowning was already invented (by Rusius Limbaugius Magnagula in ancient Rome)
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#91
November 18, 2006, 02:12:31 AM
Indeed.

Al Gore is reputed to have invented the latest Democratic Victory - by the simple task of making an interesting movie about Global Warming.
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Swatopluk

#92
November 18, 2006, 11:31:35 AM
Given the very heated campaign that was a natural.

Al Gore invented the electric heater
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#93
November 19, 2006, 04:12:51 AM
No, that was Thomas Edison, actually. On his way to inventing the Light Bulb.

Al Gore invented those really annoying blink-on-off-on-off-on-off lights you sometimes see at this time of year. 

On! Off! On! Off! On! Off! On! Off! -- make up your mind already!
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Duke

#94
November 19, 2006, 08:52:17 AM
No, that was Father "Edison" Christmas.

Al Gore invented rational thought.


Duke
"Baldrick, you wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and
danced naked on a harpsicord singing Subtle Plans Are Here Again!"
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Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#95
November 19, 2006, 07:15:34 PM
Nope. Descartes.  Cogito, Ergo Sum.

Al Gore invented Tofu Spam - for vegetarians on a budget
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Duke

#96
November 19, 2006, 07:38:13 PM
No, The Hawaiian Institute of Spam (HIS) invented that.

The Sibling me is a meteorologist.


Duke
"Baldrick, you wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and
danced naked on a harpsicord singing Subtle Plans Are Here Again!"
--Black Adder

The Holy Grail Of Signature Quotes: http://hgosq.blogspot.com/

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#97
November 19, 2006, 07:45:04 PM
Quote from: Duke on November 19, 2006, 07:38:13 PM
The Sibling me is a meteorologist.


Duke

Err-em, okay. So, you're a meteorologist, then?

What did Al Gore invent?
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Duke

#98
November 19, 2006, 11:36:40 PM
Al Gore invented the "Remember not to stick your hand in the toaster!" sign. I know because I've seen one.


Duke
"Baldrick, you wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and
danced naked on a harpsicord singing Subtle Plans Are Here Again!"
--Black Adder

The Holy Grail Of Signature Quotes: http://hgosq.blogspot.com/

Aphos

#99
November 20, 2006, 03:53:03 AM
Yes, but he forgot to include a warning about garbage disposals.

Al Gore invented the trash compactor
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Sibling Chatty

#100
November 20, 2006, 07:41:43 AM
True. But some trash cannot be compacted.


Al Gore invented recycling to take the recyclables out of the compactors.
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Swatopluk

#101
November 20, 2006, 01:48:32 PM
But then he noticed that the compactors themselves were recyclable.
By trying to remove the compactor from itself he invented the vacuum that he then filled into the lightbulbs of his kinsbeing Thomas Algore Edison.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Duke

#102
November 20, 2006, 04:42:19 PM
No, Lord Ackton invented the vaccum.

Al Gore invented platinum.


Duke
"Baldrick, you wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and
danced naked on a harpsicord singing Subtle Plans Are Here Again!"
--Black Adder

The Holy Grail Of Signature Quotes: http://hgosq.blogspot.com/

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#103
November 20, 2006, 06:00:41 PM
No, that was invented by very rich women, who had decided that gold was simply "too colonial".

Al Gore invented the letter-grading system for public schools. It was later corrupted by Bush Senior, when he purchased a "c" for his "f" student-son.
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Sibling Chatty

#104
November 24, 2006, 03:01:15 AM
Gaming the program for their own advancement is a Bush Family Tradition.

Al Gore knew that, but didn't think it would extend to gaming the voting system. thus, Al Gore invented being too good for your own good.
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