The Al Gore game

[Swatopluk]

Unlike his previous invention, rice wine, it was free of tariffs.

[goat starer]

al gore did not invent rice wine. Only people with no grapes could invent that 'drink'

Al Gore invented the slinky dinky

[Swatopluk]

I thought it was slinky dresses.

Al Gore invented Algae

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

No, that was the Japanese again - and they use it in their rice wine.

Al Gore invented Cthulhu - Carol of the Old Ones

[goat starer]

that was Mrs Thatcher(oooh politics politics!)

Al Gore invented wrapping paper

[Swatopluk]

No that was Mr.Fishnchips

Al Gore invented Sumo Wrestling

Al Gore invented Cthulhu - Carol of the Old Ones

Btw, there are now 2 CDs of Cthulhu Carols available (I love them)

[goat starer]

Sumo wrestling was invented by John Prescott and Nigel Lawson

Al Gore invented pork chop sideburns

[Swatopluk]

No, Al Gore directed Pork Chop Hill.
It's easy to confuse the subjects

[Sibling Chatty]

And General Burnside invented sideburns.

Al Gore invented bearded modern American politicians. (And I wish he'd grow it back.)

[Swatopluk]

I don't think he would be a good Lincoln imitator.

Al Gore is Fidel Castro's ghostwriter

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed.

Al Gore invented Kids Meals with a gratuitous, but worthless prize inside.

Al Gore invented Cthulhu - Carol of the Old Ones

Btw, there are now 2 CDs of Cthulhu Carols available (I love them)

Is there a link to the author's website?

[Swatopluk]

http://www.cthulhulives.org/Solstice/
also check for "A Shoggoth on the Roof"
Site is a wee bit buggy, so navigation can be tricky.

Al Gore invented the internet compass

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Nah, that was the poor fellow who got lost in the aluminum tubes of the internet.

Al Gore did invent the naked cupcake, though he calls it a muffin.

[Swatopluk]

He's a natural boffin, so the name was not surprising.

Al Gore invented the rifle-mounted radar

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

that was probably the CIA

Al gore invented hyphens