Toadfish Monastery

She didn't tell me, but she looked like she was up t' somethin' no good.

Fairy nuff.

Well, then, Darl me dear, have a few fer yerself, while we is still capable o' speech.

Tis' a roight foine establishment, th' ol' Benbow. Full ter the gunnels wif proper pyrates, fine wenches an' beer. Fink Oi'll stay fer a while...

"innocent wide eyed and shocked voice"

No good?? No good? me? what in blazes kin ye be talkin 'bout
no good--

Hon, that wry smile, and t' gleam in yer eaye should have told me what was goin' on a long time ago...

An' thank's Patchy I think I'll grab that nice bottle o' wine over thar.

Oi ave yet to acquire a taste fer grog...do ye serve mead in this hestablishment?

Oi 'ave to send a special order up t' t' Monastery an'it can take some time... Ye can 'ave some honey t' sweeten your beer in t' meantime.

Arrrr...they must ave freshened the air up in the Old Admiral B...tis crowded wiv wenches these days!

Oh no...I see, they just banned Calico Jack!

YARR! I dun forgot ware the thread be to annonce dat I be going on a voyage , I shall be back in harbour in two moons .

Until then...Cheers Mateys ! YARRRRRRR!

Now then matey...enough o that behaviour...we don't want any mooning around ere!

Nah, Barty dearest, no bannin' they just gave us beautiesfolk mousetraps t' hide in t' hems o' our skirts.  Pirate men may not learn by trial an' error but add pain t' t' error part an' t' massage will get through eventually.

Sail safely BC and don't forget t' brin' aft some treasure!

BC that would be tha vow of silence hall- but seeing as ye be a pirate ye kin anownce here as ye kan't be qwiet enuff for tha hall

be good and safe and come back to port soon (ps bring me some Chow Mein noodles from tha orient will ya---Thanks a bunch) 

* hoist a keg up on the counter and puts down a bowl of fish stew down on the floor for the squidlings who carried it down from the Monastary*

Mead!

Hooray for Mead!

Who is Mead? And are they a contortionist, to get into a keg? And will they, for our amusement, being doing the old "over the waterfall in the barrel trick"?

Yay mead! Thank ye for layin in a supply.

(Oi cannot speak for uvver Mead-lovers, but oi am not plannin on providin any amusement wif barrels an such.)