The Sibling Below Me...

[Aggie]

Yes, I'm paranoid about becoming one - I believe in taking preventative measures.


The sibling below me has more hair below the neck than above.

[Opsa]

Nope, the head wins the hair contest, here. I'm growing it. I want to look different from other people my age.

The Sibling Below Me has hairy feet.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

and pointy ears too.

TSBM isn't delusional

[Swatopluk]

Occasionally (I try to avoid it, it spoils the fun)

The sibling below me has nothing to hide

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

If you've got it, flaunt it! 


TSBM knows what man was never meant to know.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

...and now they are hunting me...

TSBM considers paranoia a way of living

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I would, except they might notice.  I'd rather not be noticed by them.

But, I always remember this:  just because you are paranoid, does not mean they are not out to get you...

The sibling below me was confused by all the negatives in that sentence.

[Swatopluk]

It's not up to me not to negate no absent confusion I never denied to have not never abrogated.

Thes isbling below mw has ni diffuiclty to undetsrmnnd what i ma ntalking abouzh he now.

[pieces o nine]

tuylr, I idd ton.


The Sibling Below Me also learned spelling from Domican Nuns.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Well, I certainly did-- if your replace "Domican" with "public school" and "nuns" with "teacher", then you'd be 100% correct.

This is assuming, obviously, that I can actually spell without a spell-chuncker built into my web browser (which I cannot...not really)

The sibling below me thinks that automatic spell-chunkers is a form of cheating, and ought to be banned.

[Swatopluk]

Automatic spell-chunkers sound to me like magic submachineguns. That would clearly be cheating.

The sibling below me know how to extract magic from peas

[Opsa]

A little steam, a little butter-  Mmmmmmmm, MAGIC PEAS!!!!!!

The Sibling Below Me knows how to fly but also knows better than to try it.


_Isbling?

[Swatopluk]

Yes, I was told by an authority.

The sibling below me also dislikes hurt knees

[Pachyderm]

Only my own. Others hurt will elicit sympathy/laughter (delete as appropriate).  But, as an elephant, they are bigger than your human knees, and I have four of them...


The Sibling Below Me will now reveal what they have more of than is the norm.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Well, if "smart-@ss" is a "something" then I have more of it than most....

The sibling below me just went "eeewwww" at the thought of more "smart-@ss"-ness than most...