The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

We could go into a clever donkey contest to get over it.

The sibling below me has a crush on Maggie Thatcher

[Opsa]

One time I was drinking an Orange Crush, and ran right smack into her. It got all over her beautiful wool outfit. I felt terrible! I offered to have it dry-cleaned, but she said not to worry about it, she had more.

The Sibling Below Me knows how to get orange soda out of a kilt.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

Yeah well there was a tragic accident during our schools modernized production of Macbeth. For some reason it was based on Soda Company Execs rather than Thanes and Kings... It was... bad.

The sibling below me was in a somewhat similar production of Hamlet.

[Swatopluk]

 The complete worksof  William Shakespearein (abridged) in 90 minutes.
Hamlet covers the part after the intermission to use up the remaining time.
Even that proves insufficient, so they play it again...backwards ("Denmark of King the for room Make")

The sibling below me prefers Titus Andronicus as cooking show on TV.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Of course! Meat pies are teh killa!

TSBM would prefer to be stranded in the Andes with a team of rugby.

[Pachyderm]

Still be better than having to eat BB's Fish 'Ead Stoo.

TSBM might disagree.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I might.  'cept that I'm hallergic to fishies, especially in a stew....break'm out all in hives.  Nasty.

The sibling below me uses fishhead stew as a defoliant, to rid the edges of their lawn of weeds...

[Swatopluk]

The weed is the lawn. Grass doesn't grow in this garden. (Seriously, There is more moss than grass)

The sibling below me thinks that Agent Orange was a superhero TV series during the Vietnam era.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A 'hero' that burned entire villages inhabitants included.

TSBM thinks like Umberto Eco that all superheroes are the protectors of the status quo

[Swatopluk]

Change is so difficult to protect (would that be antitect or aftertect?)

The sibling below me owns a statue of Quo

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Well, I did, but I got that "make a million bucks on E-bay" DVD and I just had to try it out, soooo.....

The sibling below me tries to sell political junkets on E-bay

[pieces o nine]

I thought there might be a niche market for Slow Junks to China, but no.


The Sibling Below Me avoids both junkets and trinkets.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I do, I do....until there is an electronic equivalent of either one, I'm waiting.

The sibling below me thinks that E-Trinkets will be the Next Big Thing, and is looking for investors.

[Opsa]

...but when I bring up e-rings, they think I'm talking about o-rings and no-one wants an American-made one of those.

The Sibling Below Me thinks o-rings are something naughty.

[Aggie]

Yes, from experience I've learned that o-ring failure results in lubricant getting sprayed all over the place.  And several hours of cleanup.

TSBM also has experience cleaning up hydraulic fluid.