Two word story

[Opsa]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass.

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass.

The last sentence is dangling grammatically and thus should not yet have a dot at the end

[Opsa]

I respectfully disagree, Swato. Perhaps "underpass" is not seen as a noun where you live, as it is here? (By the way, weren't you missing a period at the end of your sentence?)


Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was

[Swatopluk]

The problem is that the main clause has either no predicate or no object. If 'found' is the verb, there is nothing that is found, The part including 'tucked' (which could be another candidate) is clearly in a subclause not the main.

Rastafarian chefs (main subject)
parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions (subclause relating to the chefs)
found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass (sub-subclause relating to 'introductions')
Here should be the verb serving as predicate and likely an object
. (period)

[pieces o nine]

Last     *has flashbacks to nuns diagramming sentences*     Post

[Griffin NoName]

if you read it as - without any introductions being found under the western underpass - the sentence is fine - it's just a bit stretched and slightly contorted without being absolutely wrong.

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault

[Swatopluk]

if you read it as - without any introductions being found under the western underpass - the sentence is fine - it's just a bit stretched and slightly contorted without being absolutely wrong.

Still this is a subclause with the finite verb missing in the ain clause.

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar

[Griffin NoName]

if you read it as - without any introductions being found under the western underpass - the sentence is fine - it's just a bit stretched and slightly contorted without being absolutely wrong.

Still this is a subclause with the finite verb missing in the ain clause.

Yes, it is missing, but would be implied. In the vernacular this is not so unusual

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children

[Bluenose]

if you read it as - without any introductions being found under the western underpass - the sentence is fine - it's just a bit stretched and slightly contorted without being absolutely wrong.

Still this is a subclause with the finite verb missing in the ain clause.

Yes, it is missing, but would be implied. In the vernacular this is not so unusual

Actually, all that is missing is a comma after "found", but the sentence is entirely understandable as is.

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor

[Swatopluk]

if you read it as - without any introductions being found under the western underpass - the sentence is fine - it's just a bit stretched and slightly contorted without being absolutely wrong.

Still this is a subclause with the finite verb missing in the ain clause.

Yes, it is missing, but would be implied. In the vernacular this is not so unusual

Actually, all that is missing is a comma after "found", but the sentence is entirely understandable as is.

Yoda too understandable is.

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi

[Opsa]

Yoda has written in this thread many times before this instance.

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to