Two word story

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad

what's this poor grammar nazi grandparents?  That really doesn't make sense. Is it deliberate sabotage? Again it is a missing comma, depending on how the sentence gets completed.

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered

what's this poor grammar nazi grandparents?  That really doesn't make sense. Is it deliberate sabotage? Again it is a missing comma, depending on how the sentence gets completed.
Grammar Nazi is a compound word.


No, except maybe for a comma before 'but'

It was nobody's fault (first main clause)
but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents (second main clause, start)
who subscribed to The Grauniad (first subclause)
Now the verb for the second main clause should come to finish it

[Opsa]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments

[Bluenose]

Yoda has written in this thread many times before this instance.

Shouldn't that be:  Before this instance many times in this thread written, Yoda has?  


Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological

[Opsa]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological origins. Too

[Swatopluk]

And again the sentence remained dangling due to a lacking verb concluding the main clause
The 'bolstered' is in the subclause and done not by the children but by the grandparents. The children still lack their own verb.

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological origins. Too the Toddler

[Bluenose]

And again the sentence remained dangling due to a lacking verb concluding the main clause
The 'bolstered' is in the subclause and done not by the children but by the grandparents. The children still lack their own verb.

Perhaps the verb got eaten by the squidlings.   

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological origins. Too the Toddler and Fro

[pieces o nine]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological origins. Too the Toddler and Fro, distributing commas,

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological origins. Too the Toddler and Fro, distributing commas, swallowed froghurts

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological origins. Too the Toddler and Fro, distributing commas, swallowed froghurts I can't play this game

[pieces o nine]

I can't play this game

Yes, you can!

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological origins. Too the Toddler and Fro, distributing commas, swallowed froghurts without justification

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological origins. Too the Toddler and Fro, distributing commas, swallowed froghurts without justification and then

I can't play this game
Why not?

[Opsa]

Relax, it's just a game. Sometimes it's hard to predict where the commas might have been placed. Please forgive me if I have worked around them sometimes. I'm just playing.

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological origins. Too the Toddler and Fro, distributing commas, swallowed froghurts without justification and then distributed leaflets

[Swatopluk]

Chapter Seventy-3.2

Then again, little had changed since the last dreadful chapter in Emilio's notably indiscreet life. Onions and figs once used as projectiles came back to Jamaica in large quantities; most custom officials turned a cartwheel when order came about, unaware that chaos theory had rendered them pretty obsolescent and useless. Nonetheless, resolute, proactive reactions continued to affect most Jamaican grocers, despite looming vegetarian lackluster cooking classes.

Rastafarian chefs parading their parsnip pavlovas to their inebriated guests at the Kaya Karnival with no introductions found  tucked underneath their dreadlocks or anywhere near the western underpass. It was nobody's fault but grammar school children with poor grammar nazi grandparents who subscribed to The Grauniad and bolstered their arguments with leather of ontological origins. Too the Toddler and Fro, distributing commas, swallowed froghurts without justification and then distributed leaflets foretelling good