Things to do with Dead Parrots

[anthrobabe]

ye knows it be goin to be konfiscated when ye gits to that Chinese auforities rite? they not be lettin' that in the kuntry--- so don' paks it in ye seachest.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Is that their tail? Or are they just pleased to...arrr never mind

[Black Bart]

Got a web cam yet Dave?

[Griffin NoName]

Got a web cam yet Dave?

His parrot probably died pecking it to pieces.

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

No Barty, but I've got Skype set up. Will probably get the camera in early December. Do I really need to dress like a pirate?

Now back to the dead parrots...

Note: The author of this post is convinced noone is quite aware of why Bart is asking irrelevant questions in a thread about dead parrots.

[Griffin NoName]

Note: The author of this post is convinced noone is quite aware of why Bart is asking irrelevant questions in a thread about dead parrots.

Bart be after a good floggin' fer lak o' dissiplin !  But 'e not be gettin' it so easy 

[Pachyderm]

Do we hav ter put in our rekwests fer a good floggin' in riting now?

[Griffin NoName]

Aye Laddie. The Vacation Commission be short o' work !

[Pachyderm]

But Oi divvent waant ter go on vakashun. Oi jest wants a good floggin'!

If'n Oi rites a note an' pins it ter the pub door, wooden that be good 'nuff?


*scratch, scratch, signs of feverish concentration*

Dun it. off ter the Benbow fer me....

[anthrobabe]

YArrrrr...

No Barty, but I've got Skype set up. Will probably get the camera in early December. Do I really need to dress like a pirate?

Now back to the dead parrots...

Note: The author of this post is convinced noone is quite aware of why Bart is asking irrelevant questions in a thread about dead parrots.

I sees the hintire fink now afore hit 'appens appearin on Arghtube when tha doins done be done. Sort o loik when that hindenburggy awhent up in flames
Oh tha 'umanity!

[Black Bart]

Aaarrgh...ye has made me think twice about the burnin Spaniards an the Flamin death dive in me livin room!

[nefyuBB]

ME PEERWIT NO DEED !

*sniff*

he juss havin nappy tyme .

[pieces o nine]

Look, matey, oi nose a dead parrit wen oi sees wun, an oi be lookin' hat wun roight now.

[Bluenose]

Nooo, 'e not be ded, he jess be pyenin fer the feeyords.  Beyutiful plumage...

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Parrot Withe Orange Sauce

Cooke thee bird in thee cauldron for twunny minits ( thee discriminatin' pyrate will pluck thee feathers an' remove thee guts ).

Glaze :
Squeeze thee guts an' blud owt of one orange inta a bowl, flay its skin and add to thee bowl along withe a haff cuppe of sugaRRRR .
Set aside one furd of glaze and reduce 40 per cint to be thee sauce .
Cover parrot with glaze and set in oven till bird is noicely browned and crispy .

Cut Polly in haff an' drizzle wiff thee sauce .
Serve wiff seaweed an' a side of Krackers .

Serves two (2).