Toadfish Monastery

[Pongariant   

1. Nown. Limited Use,  Domestic: Indoors:   A popular makeover item for Extra Large Toitlet Initiation Rights on Tea Plantations.
                         
2. Nown. External Use; Outdoors.  Spray can.  One puff and it emits a single-dose environmently- friendly fully-biodegradable noise for
                                                                  elimination of the odour of incontinental (portabple patant pendinf)
                                                                 rear anatomy messes of any number of a variety of species.  Viz. anaimal  deterrent by
                                                                 sheer horror of pong.

3. Noun. Commercial.  Usage.  Large quantities are sprayed from overhead planes to corral the free world-wide population into a small square
                                              mile (fondly called The City, in England)  where workers will be relieved - by a cervical procedure called
                                                 Botomboby of the frontal brain lobe of their anatonmy using only javignation approved laptop and keyboard.


Rumour: Goat Starer maye have some peaceful riot force rallied around for the demo on the anti Pongariant March on Saturday last but there will be anotherf chance nex week with GOAT freebies.
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serendoppity

serendoppity  when two things share not one single quality in common


greptiphobic

greptiphobic- possessing an unreasonable fear of golf gloves.

squagular

squagular  ~  the angle of the arrows on convicts clothing, measured from the perpendicular - base to arrowhead. Not applicable to downwards pointing arrows.

ferniferus

ferniferus - a geological subcategory describing rocks that are porous enough that ferns can grow on them and aslo contain enough soluble minerals to suppport the growth.


montihey

montihey  greeting used in the Deep South for the host of Lets Make a Deal



markloft

markloft   habit employed by bankers whereby they spray their Canary Wharf appartments with their own urine to thwart reposession orders and bailiffs.

yerganblast

yerganblast - The effect of firing the Tibetan fork gun (yergan)


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motifloot

motifloot  Eastern European musical instrument resembling a cross between a ukulele and bag pipes


pressedigious 

pressedigious    - A class of award given only to drunken journalists writing exclusively in Franglais or Deutschlish.

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Quadratificable

Quadratificable  ~  the part of sewers well known for their propensity for humans to be cornered and devoured by a minimum of four rats before having a chance to send a telegram for help. archaic


Lustbaubled

Lustbaubled  the condition of being completely confused when encountering an extremely beautiful person of the opposite sex


premcomparc

premcomparc

a trademarked family of psychotropic drugs marketed by Ripjou Inc. (PRC)
Effects are increased consumerism and acceptance of higher insurance fees (it's targeted at notorious misers).
Side effects are decrease of logical thinking capabilities. Rumored to be an ingredient in the Rockstar brand of energy drinks*
*linked to the ultra-nutty Michael 'Whiner' Savage

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septilarc

septilarc - someone who has been bankrupt seven times


tenticate

tenticate  aggressive, righteous camping: "He's going to tenticate  all the National Parks this summer".



cranicals