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Bruder Cuzzen



Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker


Aphos

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Sibling Chatty


Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite
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Aphos

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName


Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio rescued her

am i glad to see Emilio back!
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio rescued her sorry posterior

Griffin NoName


Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio rescued her sorry behind from looming
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Bruder Cuzzen



Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio rescued her sorry behind from looming a tapestry

Sibling Chatty


Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio rescued her sorry behind from looming a tapestry laden with


This sig area under construction.

Aphos

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio rescued her sorry behind from looming a tapestry laden with barnacles and
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Bruder Cuzzen


Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio rescued her sorry behind from looming a tapestry laden with barnacles and ice bergs .

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio rescued her sorry behind from looming a tapestry laden with barnacles and ice bergs. No one
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Bruder Cuzzen


Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio rescued her sorry behind from looming a tapestry laden with barnacles and ice bergs. No one could fathom

Sibling Chatty



Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon, an apple spun lazily round the washing line, moved past clapping fans and climbed mole hills for cash. His mother, Ethel Autumsmere, had hoped to become a pillar of salt but lost her shaker filled with the requisite poker chips. Nonetheless Emilio rescued her sorry behind from looming a tapestry laden with barnacles and ice bergs. No one could fathom the depth

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