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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Griffin NoName


Chapter Seventeen
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Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Sibling Chatty

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants

This sig area under construction.

Griffin NoName


Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcyle art.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcyle art. The stains

Sibling Chatty

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcyle art. The stains on the
This sig area under construction.

Bruder Cuzzen


Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chaps

Swatopluk

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Pachyderm

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon

Bruder Cuzzen


Chapter Seventeen
---------------------------

Wednesday morning never arrived. No-one took any notice and no work occurred. While no major catastrophes were avoided, several parakeets soiled their imaginary trousers after witnessing no particular good reason . Absent a decent wash, no avian feather donor would donate. Therefore no descent into the nest was even partially recommendable. Instead Jack refused to shout his BarMitzvah speech he hadn't the stamina to write. The hostess lifted her skirt to muted applause from Rabbi Hype Orcrite, Kill-Joy Extrordinaire, Graffiti-Artiste Par Mundane, who couldn't string his thoughts together without belching loudly, the eardrums pounded with jellyfish tentacles wrapped around rice.

Jack, the Professional hijacker took an umbrella stand without the owner having a clue that Russian spies were not on board the tram. Neither were as close to Ipswich as Bishop Bolton of Ulm, who would not say it was Wednesday even if toads flew.  Rivets jumped skyward, propelled by laxatives.  It rained rubber chickens when live cockatoo cocks paraded past Corporal Himmelstoss frogs. Nobody was surprised.

The Rabbi was still washing his balloon pants in the imaginary well while contemplating motorcycle art. The stains on the new chap's magic underwear glowed brightly. Jack ducked a moment too soon , an apple